9 Works by floatycat
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Alastor is the most irritating mortal Lucifer has ever met. First the human rebuffs him, then he has the audacity to steal Lucifer’s heart, and without even trying. Naturally, the theft of a faery’s heart cannot go unpunished, but Alastor is second to none in a game of vengeance.
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Alastor would rather die than give up control. For the same reason he’s always perfectly composed and smiling, he’d never surrender the upper hand in the bedroom he shares with Hell’s prideful ruler.
Everything changes one passionate night, when Lucifer discovers Alastor’s masochistic streak – and decides it warrants further exploration.In which the Devil crucifies the Radio Demon.
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Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.
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I’ll Bend the Rules for You by floatycat, MixkaRules18, Shannoniganz
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Sep 2025
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Being an escort wasn't always easy. The hours could be long, the work was rough, and it took a toll on one's body: But Alastor? He thrived under it.
Especially thanks to one client of his, Mister L
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Being immortal means living in a state of perpetual loss. Nothing lasts forever. Lucifer lost Eden, he lost his halo, he lost Lilith… Eventually, he will lose everything he ever loved.
Alastor, human that he is, has a very Carpe Diem approach to life. It‘s him Lucifer turns to when the past becomes too much to bear. -
Where the Smiles Are Fake and the Spirits Are Real by floatycat for romanaxe
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Apr 2025
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Alastor runs an exorcism business. Unfortunately, he can't see spirits, and he can't exorcize them either. The middle schooler and talented psychic Charlie, on the other hand, can.
All Alastor has to do when one of his customers' hauntings turns out to be the real deal, is give her a call. -
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"Let me get this straight," Angel says. "We've got the smokin' hot King of Hell, a gorgeous princess and a famous porn star at our hands – and we're rentin' out a drunken barkeep, a cranky ex-exorcist, a homicidal maid and a psychotic cannibal?"
Or: In the light of Charlie's charity event, Alastor makes a bet with the King. He'll show him just how much an afternoon with the Radio Demon is worth.
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Are they… friends? Frenemies? Enemies with benefits? Do friends prepare breakfast for each other? Lucifer doesn't ask. He might be an idiot, but he isn't stupid. One false move, and Alastor will hop away like a startled deer. It's good the way it is, and Lucifer is determined to enjoy Alastor's warmth while it lasts. And if Lucifer enjoys it a little too much, is that really so bad? Can he be blamed for catching feelings, when in every moment spent with the Radio Demon, Lucifer unveils more of the human Alastor once was? When Alastor acts like he cares?
Or: The morning after a passionate night, Alastor and Lucifer finally talk about their feelings. Also, they fuck about it.
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Determined to win back Charlie’s love and respect, Lucifer agrees to participate in her team-building baking contest. Baking really isn't his forte, and he's not even allowed to use any magic. However, having to team up with Alastor really takes the cake. Although the demon does look quite fetching in his apron. Oh no!
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Alastor’s attempt to bully Lucifer out of Charlie’s life backfires spectacularly. Even so, he soon comes to enjoy pushing Lucifer’s buttons and turning up the heat. Until things get complicated and Alastor finds himself entangled in a web of politics, lies and betrayals.
Both POVs.