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Alastor is the most irritating mortal Lucifer has ever met. First the human rebuffs him, then he has the audacity to steal Lucifer’s heart, and without even trying. Naturally, the theft of a faery’s heart cannot go unpunished, but Alastor is second to none in a game of vengeance.
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Alastor would rather die than give up control. For the same reason he’s always perfectly composed and smiling, he’d never surrender the upper hand in the bedroom he shares with Hell’s prideful ruler.
Everything changes one passionate night, when Lucifer discovers Alastor’s masochistic streak – and decides it warrants further exploration.In which the Devil crucifies the Radio Demon.
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Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.
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I’ll Bend the Rules for You by floatycat, MixkaRules18, Shannoniganz
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Sep 2025
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Being an escort wasn't always easy. The hours could be long, the work was rough, and it took a toll on one's body: But Alastor? He thrived under it.
Especially thanks to one client of his, Mister L
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Being immortal means living in a state of perpetual loss. Nothing lasts forever. Lucifer lost Eden, he lost his halo, he lost Lilith… Eventually, he will lose everything he ever loved.
Alastor, human that he is, has a very Carpe Diem approach to life. It‘s him Lucifer turns to when the past becomes too much to bear.
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Chosen of Rome by anantipodean
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Jan 2026
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Alastor has returned to Rome with one goal: revenge. Vox must pay for using and discarding him to advance his political career. But a clandestine meeting in a bathhouse introduces Alastor to a skeletal man who rivals Vox in his ability to get under Alastor’s skin—and embroils both of them in a plot that involves emperor Lucifer’s daughter, a sacred goose and a heck of a lot of wedding cake. Before he can consult an augur, Alastor finds himself proclaimed the emperor’s heir—and forced to confront some very uncomfortable truths. When did revenge get so complicated?
Note: Animal sacrifices, historical inaccuracies, mass stupidity.
Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion event and inspired by Floatycat/tanikatz's amazing art! Check it out here. Also, I was not the only writer inspired by this incredible piece. There is a second story by kitsunesongs! (and it is wow)!!!!!
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Well Disguised Blessings by MothballMilkshake for floatycat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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“It's so nice to see both fathers of the bride helping their young lady with dress shopping. Do you two need matching–”
A squeal of static drowned out a sudden wheeze from Lucifer, Alastor's cheeks flaming at the implication. Heat sparked in his chest and crept up the back of his neck, something behind his ribs twisting as Lucifer stuttered out a denial.
“Ha – me and – and him? Ha, no, I mean – no. We're just... just working together. For Charlie,” Lucifer finished up, his voice going a little weak as gold spread over his pale face. His gaze drifted over to where Charlie was trying on dresses, a tiny imp seamstress tugging and poking at her all the while.
“For Charlie,” Alastor echoed.
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Or: Lucifer and Alastor have to at least pretend to get along to help Charlie and Vaggi plan their wedding. Along the way, they discover hidden depths to each other that they might have preferred to remain ignorant of.
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- Part 55 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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No One of Consequence by Amarilly (Tookbaggins) for floatycat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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The hand on his back was heavy and warm. Deer watched him, waiting. There was no expectation in that stare, only the question of what he wanted.
Now that he was here, Lucifer thought he could let himself want quite a lot. Maybe. He tilted his head up, one of his own hands coming up to cover the one toying with his shirt. “I’d like that. But you should kiss me first.”
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Lucifer agrees to an anonymous meeting with the guy he’s been chatting with. It goes very well.
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08 Jan 2026
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Alastor is used to taking what he wants.
Lucifer is used to losing what he loves.When desire turns into something heavier than lust, the balance shifts—and a single question about wings becomes a question about partnership, trust, and the weight of a heart.
Some points of no return are not tragedies.
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RadioApple Winter Gift Exchange 2025! Thanks so much, I will cherish this fic forever <3 <3
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Alastor's ears twisted and swivelled, following the sounds of Lucifer's movements. Every soft tread of his hooves was loud, even muffled as they were against the rug. His own breath was louder, his pulse worse still – trying to steal his attention, trying to make him lose track of where Lucifer was.
A thrill raced down his spine, his tail quivering against his wrists. Folded over one another, as though Lucifer wanted to mock him for his oft-adopted posture when walking about the hotel – but there was no mockery here. Lucifer had tied his wrists, his arms, all so Alastor couldn't touch. It didn't matter what pretty promises he made, the deals he offered – Lucifer had rejected them all.
So here he was. Kneeling on his haunches, stripped to his skin, arms bound behind his back – waiting.
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Or: If Alastor wants to experience Lucifer's wings, he needs to sit still, be good, and let Lucifer decide what he can handle.
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- Part 50 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS