19 Works by dumpsterdiva
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Keith’s a good noodle™ who just wants to watch a movie in an empty theater. He doesn’t deserve some motormouth asshole interrupting his peace and quiet. Or that guy dumping popcorn on his head. Or all his idiotic jokes. Or his kinda cute smile. Or the free packets of Sour Patch Kids. And he definitely doesn’t deserve the fact that he’s starting to enjoy his company…
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What do you do when you pick your rival in Secret Santa?
Obviously, embark on a stealth mission to find out his interests and get him the best possible present and prove to him that you're better once and for all.
What could go wrong?
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Keith’s mouth hung open for a few seconds before he stammered, “D-do you really mean that?”
Lance looked a bit sheepish as he said, “I… It’s crazy, right? I mean, it’s way too soon. You know I was kidding.”
Keith straightened up. “Well, I’m not. Marry me.”
“What?!”
“You heard me, you coward. Marry me.”
“That’s the worst proposal ever!”
“Worse than you threatening me with marriage so I would stop talking about how amazing you are?”
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Tbh all I want for Christmas is a gay Christmas romcom but since Hollywood can't give me that I guess I'll have to give it to myself. Except I took out all the unnecessary hetero drama. Ya know, just two dudes being guys. Just two guys being dudes. And giving each other makeovers because it's Christmas. And saying cheesy things to each other cause it's Christmas. And giving each other lots of snuggles and kisses cause it's Christmas.
BOY I SURE DO LOVE ME A HEALTHY ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP.
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Everyone has something they’re not good at. For Lance, that’s mechanics. For Hunk, that’s flying. For Keith, that’s staying calm. With the pressures of an intergalactic war starting to eat away at them, they go to each other for help, hoping to improve themselves. But maybe the answers they’re looking for aren’t the answers they need.
For The Primary Big Bang (psst there's cool art inside!!!)
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Recipe for this fic:
1 peaceful morning jog in the park
1 auto-mechanic hothead keith
1 soccer player sinamonroll™ lance
2 cups mutual pining
A dash of angst
All the sugar in the world
Way too many bad pick-up lines
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What do you do when you’re an overemotional kind-of-smol teen who likes engaging physical and emotional fisticuffs BUT NOW your crush is feeling insecure because of you??? Compliment him until he sUBMITS. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY LOVE.
Lance is a self-sacrificing idiot and Keith is #done and frankly so am I
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All I Ever Get for Christmas is Blue by dumpsterdiva
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
24 Dec 2016
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Idk how to write a good summary but Keith and Lance have a fight before Christmas and Keith is a pining, emotional mess cause he wants to make up with his amazing bf so bad
Tbh they are so dumb lol why do they love each other so much it hurts me. It hurts them.
Hooray for Klance Secret Santa!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
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lol the title is v misleading because this is actually a disgustingly fluffy Klance arcade date ficlet based off of @sevenfivetwo's art for her birthday
Her art is so cute and inspiring! Everyone wish her the best bday ever!!!
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A collection of four (barely) connected Shatt drabbles with prompts given to me by @avagueidea from this post TY girl this fic is dedicated to you!!!
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Lance is stuck in traffic and sees the car in front of him is for sale. He texts the number on the for sale sign out of boredom, but somehow gets sucked into The Most Cliché Love Story Of All Time™
OH BOY WHO IS THE MYSTERY OWNER OF THE CAR?! WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(spoiler alert: the person in question is a pining mess and has a shitty haircut)
Someone help these boys.
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Just two idiot husbands painting their new house and getting into shenanigans because they love each other too much
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- Part 2 of Textbook Romance
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Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself) by dumpsterdiva
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
07 Nov 2016
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The return of Matt and Sam Holt reminds Keith that he has his own family now too, but he's v bad about expressing himself. ANGST ENSUES (but not really because this fic is ridiculous) Lance comes to the rescue with some snuggles. This is the worst summary I've ever written.
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*Bon Jovi blaring in the background*
AU where the children attend Earth’s number one sports school instead of space school. It’s set in Japan because why the fuck not, this show is originally Japanese. Lance practices kyudo and is jealous of Keith for too many reasons. Keith does kendo and is stupidly in love. They are both idiots and everyone suffers because of it. #help
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Voltronween Day 3 – Black Cat
“Wait, your brother’s name is Shiro and you named your cat Kuro? What kind of sick joke is that?!”
Keith gave him an incredulous look. “You know Japanese?”
“Of course not, but don't underestimate how much shitty anime I’ve watched in my lifetime.”
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A black cat crosses Lance’s path. A string of bad luck ensues. Or maybe not?
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- Part 2 of It's a very Klancy Voltronween 2k16
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Voltronween Day 2 – Pumpkin
Kiddies get lost in the hay bale maze during a trip to the local pumpkin patch. Keith is an angsty, lost 8th grader trying his best. Lance is an idiot, but a Good™.
Klance/mazes is my new ship.
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- Part 1 of It's a very Klancy Voltronween 2k16
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If you ask Keith what summer means to him, he’ll say shitty weather, a bag of quarters, sticky blue raspberry kisses, and not-quite-midnight sandwiches.
Summer job AU at the pier feat. Keith as a shaved ice slave and Lance as an aquarium camp counselor.
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Waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
Make you banana pancakes
Pretend like it's the weekend now---------
Tooth-rotting domestic fluffy Klance featuring rainy days, lazy boyfriends, and banana pancakes.
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- Part 1 of Textbook Romance
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Those hardest to love need it most
I watched our bodies turn to ghosts
Such good friends it has to end it always does
That's the way life is
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The team is reunited and no one can stand being alone, least of all Keith and Lance. Maybe they have more in common than they think.
Also lots of self-indulgent Pidge loving from everyone because she deserves it.
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Are You Satisfied with Your Care? by dumpsterdiva
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Big Hero 6 (2014)
07 Oct 2016
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“Uh, Lance. Did you buy out the entire lemon section at the store? Because I think they called and there’s a shortage.”
Lance snorted and said, “No, stupid. I’m making you tea with it later. It’s perfect for colds. Trust me.”
“I appreciate that but either this tea is pure boiled lemon juice or you expect me to be sick for the next two weeks.” Keith marveled at his boyfriend’s ability to, well, overdo things.
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Keith gets sick so it's up to Lance, lemons, and some smol robots to save the day