curiousinstigator
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“Seriously. At least let her sit in the same room as you. She probably saved your life, you know.”
“It’s funny, you know, everyone’s been saying that too--‘she probably saved your life.’ You could say that about... well, basically anything. Ground up spiders probably cure cancer. Horoscopes probably predict the future. People say whatever makes them feel the better in hindsight--the fact that I’m not dead right now means that she probably saved my life, right? But no one can possibly know that. It just has better optics than the alternatives.”
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This fic is set around the time of the infarction, focused on the whole House, Stacy, and Wilson situation.
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PAIN THRESHOLD [Medium: Success] - A wince of pain crosses his face, briefly.
REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - He’s been doing that a lot recently, hasn’t he? Wincing.
COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - He masks it well enough that you could easily be mistaken. Perhaps it’s twitching from caffeine or lack of sleep.
PAIN THRESHOLD - It’s definitely not.
Taking place a few months post-canon, in an idealistic future after Kim's transfer to Precinct 41 as Harry's new partner. Kim has a favor to ask of Harry. A short, humor-focused one shot. -
you're a flashlight in a dark room for the loneliest blackout by curiousinstigator
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Jul 2024
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You're Dave Strider, and a few weeks back you got a phone call from someone claiming to be your long lost sister. Now, she may be offering you a way out of your (mostly) shitty life.
(fic title is a lyric from "be nice to me," by the front bottoms)
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TG: ive got some asshole specter getting on my case
TG: so i go to phone in my local ghost nerd to dish out some life saving advice on the matter
TG: and he focuses on irrelevant details like asking why im at my workplace so late
TG: which is for a very good reason nothing lame like forgetting keys
TG: some ghost could make me into its personal flesh onesie while youre busy interrogating trivial bs like that
EB: so you forgot your keys at work and then got spooked being there alone at night?
TG: what no
TG: im not scared
EB: hahaha, dude you’re totally scared.
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yeah, im just going to upload any short humor-focused things i write here. stuff thats too short for a full, solo fic, but im happy with regardless and wanna share
idk how many are going to be here, but we'll see!!(homestuck5 formatting my beloved...)
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just w/e i write thats within this au. its essentially our world as it is, except if it were earth c
so i get to make jokes about how much america sucks right now and also have trolls exist too- Words:
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"You went to med school because you thought exploding pustules were cool," Taub says. "I went to med school so I could bless women with larger breasts. We are not the same."
//// Kutner hosts a D&D session. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
Bookmarked by curiousinstigator
03 Nov 2025
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MAN THIS WAS SO FUN TO READ!!!! really recommend, i love reading from kutner’s POV, all his scheming is so fun…
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When Thirteen first meets Dr. Chase, she already knows everything about him.
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(four times 13 and chase were not yet friends, and one time they really were)
Bookmarked by curiousinstigator
21 Oct 2025
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i was looking for fics from thirteen’s perspective, to understand her character more, when i found this one
this is so well written!!! i can hear all the dialogue in their voices. it feels in-character and sweet
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Thirteen and House accidentally end up at the same strip club.
It keeps happening.
So does something that might be called friendship, in the right light. (the lights of a strip club)Bookmarked by curiousinstigator
20 Oct 2025
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A patient attacks Wilson in the clinic, House and The Gang set upon figuring out why.
How much does it take to get a staunch rationalist to believe the impossible?
(title changed from I am the Walrus)
Bookmarked by curiousinstigator
15 Oct 2025
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im looking forward to the next chapters!!! the banter is excellent, i enjoy the characterization and dramatic irony a lot!
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The Harrowing Implications of Being One Limb Away from Becoming a Snake by TechnoCheese
Fandoms: House M.D.
03 Oct 2025
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“Oh, House,” Wilson gasps.
House bristles at the stricken tone, even as his cheeks warm with his friend’s concern. He just knows Wilson is giving him that stupid kicked puppy look, and it’s a shame he has no cane to smack it off his face.
Still, he agrees with the sentiment. ‘Oh, House,’ indeed. Even in his current state, the raw implications of two broken arms on a cripple are harrowing.
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13 Oct 2025
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i love it when people put house in truly terrible situations. so far this is the perfect cocktail of genuine angst and the ridiculously awful circumstances youd expect from a sitcom
also the author has a way with words i envy
“colder than cuddy’s womb out here” and “practically fellates a mystery-milligram dose” COME ON