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JOHN: oh wow, it’s amish paradise! i love this song.
JOHN: i didn’t know they played it on the radio.
DAVE: its what now
JOHN: ...amish paradise?
JOHN: dave, don’t tell me you don’t know the song amish paradise.
JOHN: it is only one of the best rap songs- oh wait, huh? the voice is different...
DAVE: john
DAVE: john please
DAVE: this is fucking critical i need you to look into my eyes
JOHN: what???
DAVE: it is goddamn imperative you peer directly into my eyes
JOHN: i can’t even see your eyes with your lame shades on.
DAVE: john
DAVE: do you think this ill beat was concocted by fucking weird al yankovic
JOHN: uh... yes?
JOHN: isn’t this his most popular song? though i guess they are playing a weird parody of it on the radio right now.
DAVE: ok you know what
DAVE turns off the radio and pulls out his phone.
DAVE: whats this song
JOHN: oh, that’s the opening riff of party in the cia!
JOHN: i love that song.
DAVE frowns, shaking his head.
DAVE: ok here what about this one
JOHN: hahaha, white and nerdy is a classic!
DAVE: john i am fucking begging you please
DAVE: what about this one
JOHN: oh, i love this one!
JOHN: canadian idiot is definitely one of my favorites.
DAVE: *silent weeping*