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of adopting a lusory attitude by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Oct 2025
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There’s a knock on the door, but before Kiriona is given a chance to respond, it opens anyways.
The ghoul of a woman who enters Kiriona’s room is also her best friend. Ianthe’s pale plaits and lilac nightdress are a reminder of Canaan House, one which Kiriona doesn’t need right now, thank you very much.
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a selection of moments from the tower princes' private life.
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Nightfall is no stranger to the art of disguise. She’s a spy, after all; one of Westalis’s best. Though Twilight doesn’t appreciate her as a woman, she can take pride in her ability to protect her country. Her ability to protect peace. Right now, her job is to (yet again) support Agent Twilight. Operation Strix is taking far too long, and WISE must take desperate measures.
That is all to say, when she finds herself across from Melinda Desmond, Agent Nightfall is confident in her ability to use the opportunity for the good of Westalis.
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prompt: golden lace/ominaeshi - kindness, beauty, ephemeral love
for the yuri shipping olympics
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The Stranger’s voice is so familiar... It should be an oxymoron, but it isn’t. It’s a warm voice. Warm like days spent working next to each other, like nights out at the pub, like one-sided arguments and spite-filled insults.
“Dear god... Tim? What happened? How did you-”
“Jon.”
“Yes it’s-” he can’t bring himself to say it. “God. Tim.”
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jon and tim. after.
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After spending time apart, Deidre and Roslin talk about their recent break up and where their moirallegiance can go from here.
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- Part 2 of Trollplanet RP Server Fics
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Today, you just got the news that John Kramer, the Jigsaw Killer, is dead. That your father is dead, and the second-to-last remaining person in his unit is dead. A doctor and her husband. Three innocent people.
Today, you just got the news that Amanda Young is dead.
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daniel matthews, after
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my friends all smell like weed or little babies by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Saw (Movies), Taylor Swift (Musician)
21 Nov 2024
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sawcial media au 2
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- Part 2 of sawcial media
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what a beautiful dream (that could flash on the screen) by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
16 Nov 2024
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John Kramer
Hello apprentices… 🙂You may notice that I have created a “Slack” account for our purposes… 🧩I am tasking you all with remaining “civil”… Amanda… please retrieve me a “glass of water”... 💧😀🕺
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sawcial media au
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- Part 1 of sawcial media
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You are Doctor Lawrence Gordon.
You’re a respected oncologist, loving father, husband. You are self-sufficient, intelligent, resourceful.
You are a good man, or you were at some point, and you give a shit about saving your patients, even if your bedside manner may not reflect that.
The mirror in front of you tells a different story.
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lawrence and amanda find ghosts in each other. maybe that isn't such a bad thing.
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A humble servant in the noble household of the Lalondes, Kanaya is caught in the middle of an indiscretion.
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definitely safe forever/memories and dreams by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Hiveswap, Sally Face (Video Games)
26 Jun 2024
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There’s a new student at Nockfell High School. This is notable because the last time there was a new student at Nockfell High School, it was Sally Face Fisher.
People don’t move to Nockfell, as a general rule. They move away, sure, and move back… But completely new faces are a rare occurrence, especially those of the teenaged kind.
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joey claire moves to nockfell.
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(participation for the yuri shipping olympics)
Your hands have been cold since you’ve had hands. And they will be cold when you no longer have them. You aren’t naïve- you know that even rainbow drinkers must come to an end someday.
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a collection of conversations and musings from the meteor
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not a lot, just forever (intertwined, sewn together) by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 May 2024
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“Do I… know mew?” She feels so familiar.
She pauses.
“You don’t. Not this time.”
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a meeting between two old friends in a coffee shop in the apocalypse.
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smearing lines and blurry feelings by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Apr 2024
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Your name is Timothy Stoker, and you hate your boss.
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tim's thoughts on jon and hatred.
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The block button is easy to click, and the leave server button even easier. Maybe if she wasn’t asleep, Mama would do what she does best, make you eat some antlerbeast and go to sleep and when you wake up apologize to everyone you’d hurt. But she’s hibernating, so you’re being stupid.
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Ros, her exes, hunger, and leaving.
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You are a performer first, a performer last, and a performer in all of the in-between.
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adryen the swan vs adryen the moth
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of arithmetic, calculus, algebra, and loneliness by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Trollplanet, Homestuck
17 Jan 2024
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Even at the age of three sweeps old, you know that you are special. Not by the merit of your chucklevoodoos, of course, nor from your dedication to the Clurch. (In massacre, you prefer to solve equations on a piece of scrap paper.)
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precanon thing about my fantroll shout out trollplanet server <3
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Kanaya Maryam has been the center of this dream since you started having it (somewhere around your thirteenth birthday, four years ago.) She lives on your block, just around the corner, with her mother. You’ve liked her in a very romantic sense since you were fourteen and on the same team as her in gym class volleyball. She single-handedly won the game, and it was the most impressive and attractive thing you had ever seen. You’re sure that had you been in possession of a penis at the time, you would have been extremely embarrassed. But you don’t, so the point is moot.
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rose lalonde is a teenage dirtbag
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that my body clean and whole never been corrupted (today must be consumed and burnt to ashes) by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Katniss starts seeing her after the reaping. First, she’s in the crowd- smiling in a rainbow dress as she raises three fingers into the sky.
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katniss is visited by the ghosts that coriolanus snow left behind
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Sasha has always had problems letting things go. She still holds a grudge for Kathy Jackson from year 10, who had consistently called her ‘Sarah’ (while trying to copy her Algebra homework). She’d pushed her parents until they’d admitted her childhood dog had died and not just run away. She pushes and pushes and pushes and pushes and pushes until something breaks.
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agnes works in the archives.