Work Text:
John Kramer
Hello apprentices… 🙂You may notice that I have created a “Slack” account for our purposes… 🧩I am tasking you all with remaining “civil”… Amanda… please retrieve me a “glass of water”... 💧😀🕺
Amanda Young
On it.
Adam Faulkner-Stanheight
hey wht r those boxes spsed 2 b?
Lawrence Gordon
Adam-
If you’re referring to the ones in John’s message, they’re a smiling emoji, a puzzle piece emoji, a water drop emoji, another, different, smiling emoji, and a man dancing emoji. Hope this helps!
x, Lawrence
Adam Faulkner-Stanheight
ur name is lit right there i know its u
John Kramer
Apprentices… Please keep it professional… 👨💻👩💻📝
Mark Hoffman
Who had the pig masks last?
Amanda Young
I have one. Do you need it right now?
Mark Hoffman
I can wait.
Lawrence Gordon
Hey, Mark-
All of the pig masks should have been put away in the pig mask room. Did you check there?
Best, Lawrence.
Mark Hoffman
Obviously I checked the fucking pig mask room.
John Kramer
Mark… 😡I will “mute your account”... 🙅🏻♂️ If you continue using that language… 🤬
Amanda… show me a You tube tutorial on how to “mute an account” on Slack…
Amanda Young
Here, found one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r2wKKhJABs
Did you mean to DM me?
John Kramer
What is a “DM”?
Ah… I see… “Direct Message”... Very clever. 🧠🤔
Amanda Young
Do you want to give me moderation capabilities?
John Kramer
Thank you Amanda…
Siri Google how to make a man due to a moderator on slacks
Amanda Young
John, the microphone button on your keyboard isn’t Siri. It’s a text to speech function. Do you want me to walk you through your phone again?
John Kramer
Thank you… Amanda…
Daniel Matthews
why arent we using discord?
Amanda Young
Daniel. Let’s chat about this in DMs.
DIRECT MESSAGES:
Amanda Young and Daniel Matthews
Amanda Young
I’m not giving John access to Discord… that would actually kill me.
Daniel Matthews
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀
oh my fucking god please get him on tiktok
please please please
Amanda Young
I don’t even use TikTok.
It’s gonna rot your brain, kid.
Daniel Matthews
lmao too late
bro is brainrotted
Amanda Young
Daniel.
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🚶♂️billy-updates
[A photo of Billy the Puppet on his tricycle in a park]
Today, Billy went on a walk in the park. Photo credit @adamfsphotography
🌳adamfsphotography
Another great shoot! Billy’s a great subject.
🔥justmyonion
anyone feel kinda weird about them making a mockery of all the victims and survivors of the jigsaw killer… :/
☕️gaygayhomogay
uh @justmyonion you do know that adam faulkner-stanheight is literally a survivor right…?
#txt #discourse #jigcourse
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🔥justmyonion
🙄gotta say im sick to fucking death of these jigcourse assholes!!! my coworker literally survived one… its totally making a mockery of all his trauma
#personal #jigsaw killer #anti jigsaw #anti jigcourse #jigcoursers dni #jigcourse
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🕵️♂️sherlocked-in-the-assbutt-tardis 🔄
🎸wrath-of-the-gods
the jigsaw killer ain’t FUCKING SHIT
🎸wrath-of-the-gods
i could beat his ass fuck
🎸wrath-of-the-gods
fucking cunt
🎸wrath-of-the-gods
Hey, ya’ll! Lark here. Unfortunately, due to Scott’s recent disappearance, we will be archiving this blog and disbanding. It’s been a great run, and I know all of us appreciate each and every one of you so much. Rock on, Godheads. 🤘🤘
#nooo 😭#man i hope scott’s alright
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[Video description: A TikTok video, Daniel Matthews filming. He’s in his room, which is any punk 17 year old’s ideal bedroom. He’s wearing the eggiest outfit ever- not relevant, thought I should mention. In the background, very clearly working on a saw trap, is Amanda.
He holds up a guitar, saying, “There’s pie, this time. I know it- I fucking know it. So, to make sure they release MCR5, here’s Helena.”
He begins playing Helena, Amanda is nodding her head to the music. /end video description]
gojo satoru’s feet 👁️🗨️🕶️
help sdasf is that amanda young????
danny • Creator
no? thats my big sister
Umbrella Health ✅
Woah! Love the video. Mind if we use it on our personal page?
danny • Creator
kys brand
My Chemical Romance ✅
🤘😎
danny • Creator
wtf im gonna be sick… chat is this real????
danny • Creator
GERARD RELEASE MCR5
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John Kramer
Amanda… who is this “Mr. Beast”?
Amanda Young
He’s a YouTuber. Why?
John Kramer
He is… co-opting our cause… for his own “monetary benefit”…
Amanda Young
I was worried about that… Don’t worry, John. Mark and I are coming up with a plan.
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NYTIMES
YouTube personality James Donaldson sued for copyright infringement by infamous “Jigsaw Killer”
NETFLIX
Jigsaw It is now on Netflix- Watch exclusive interviews with survivors and get in the head of this twisted killer!
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im a jigsaw survivor i can say that
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r/jigsaw
u/danny_matthews
i survived my trap ama
Comments:
u/jmonion
its kinda tacky to impersonate a survivor yk
u/danny_matthews
are you stupid?
u/kramer_architect_john
Wow… Mr. Matthews… it sounds like your trap… “taught” you many things… 🤗🤗
u/danny_matthews
who the fuck let you on reddit
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jugsaw
#general
danny [MOD]
RED FUCKING ALERT
john has fucking reddit who gave it to him
Amanda
Not me.
Mark Hoffman
Oh, that was me. He was asking for advice on woodworking, so I told him to make an account on there.
Amanda
What the fuck is wrong with you.
danny [MOD]
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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NYTIMES
The body of YouTuber James Donaldson has been discovered in a New Jersey warehouse
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▶️youtuber-updates
NO FUCKING WAY
[Video description: A NBC news report.
“And now: an update on the ongoing Jigsaw and Mr Beast story. A warning for those of you who are more squeamish- this story gets gross.
“James Donaldson first got into legal trouble with the unnamed Jigsaw Killer last week, when he released a video putting his followers into the copyrighted ‘Reverse Bear Trap’. The estate of the so-called ‘Jigsaw Killer’ subsequently sued him, winning in a landslide. After the court proceedings finished in record time, Donaldson went missing from his North Carolina home.
“Today, his body was discovered in a warehouse, identified only by his face. Near him was a tape recorder with this message:”
Footage of the tape player:
“Hello, Jimmy.
“Your entire YouTube career has fallen on exploiting those less fortunate than you… their suffering for your own financial gain. Tonight, you will be the one on display. You will notice that you are surrounded by cameras. All but one of these cameras have been hooked up to the shotgun on your neck. Your task is to craft a genuine and sincere apology video for all of your fans and then delete all of the videos off your channel… You have six hours. Your time starts now.”
Back to the newscaster.
“Donaldson reportedly began filming an apology video, though it was interrupted halfway through by his demise. /end video description]
♥️is-mrbeast-alive
April 13th, 2024
No.
🐯fandom-url
damn… i cant believe homestuck killed mrbeast
🍚monsterfuckerr
#rest in piss
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Daniel Matthews
hey chat… im a girl
Amanda Young
Congratulations!
John Kramer
Of course… “HRT” is included in your health insurance… 🏳️⚧️⚧️👧
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The infamous Jigsaw Killer has been acquited of all crimes
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Pop Crave ✔️
@PopCrave
Inside the murderous inspiration of MCR’s new abum!
#MCR #JigSaw
gerard way ✔️
@gerardway
“Mandy” is about Amanda Young- now that’s one freaky lady I can get behind!