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    "That's different," Albedo says, “a flower can’t desire a person.”

    Kaeya laughs softly and tilts his head at Albedo, hair falling away to show his eyepatch. “You are not a flower, Kreideprinz. Look at you.”

    Albedo does, instinctively, glances down at his chalk body and his pale skin, gray in the moonlight. Kaeya runs his thumb over the back of Albedo’s hand, says “you feel human to me.”

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    20 Sep 2021

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    Guido era 'na persona semplice.

    Je piacevino 'e film de Clint Eastwood e je piaceva annà giù ar viale co 'a cumitiva sua. 'Gni tanto se faceva du partite ar bingo perché «Oh ma che posso dì de no ar mi nonno? Ma no che nposso dì de no, ma che c'hai ntesta». N'mezzo a 'a settimana studiava all'università, er venerdì annava ar baretto de Ciro e se faceva 'na biretta. 'Na vita tranquilla, 'nsomma, niente de che lamentasse.

    E poi ejallà, 'a sfiga.

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    26 Feb 2019

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    This is a project to create a conlang that will expand upon and deepen the Elvhen language that was created for the Bioware game series, Dragon Age. Elvhen, as it is used in the games, is a cipher, not a language. My goal is to create a complete conlang, or at least a simulated conlang, that other fans can use. The goal is to create a constructed language that is to Dragon Age what Sindarin and Quenya are to Lord of the Rings.

    I do want to stress that this is a constructed language based upon the limited Elvhen we had encountered within the games. I am not using magical linguistic ninjitsu to "Figure out," the Elvhen language. In terms of the "official," language, consider this linguistic fan-fiction.

    This specific work is a collection of my ongoing progress Posts, which you can find on my tumblr (Link below in the notes).

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    19 Feb 2019

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    The Chargers basketball team has a problem: they want to post pictures of practice on their facebook page, but there is one omnipresent intruder in almost all of them. The Iron Bull is sent on a mission to the sports hall breeches to deal with this mysterious creep, and finds out that he is unfortunately very, very hot.
    It doesn't take long for Bull to figure out something is amiss though...

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    17 Dec 2018

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    Say a hipster is chatting you up at an otherwise boring party--one of those homely types who'd have been out of luck had Weezer not brought nerd chic back. He tells you how he once built a time machine. Nothing fancy, just a garden-variety thing. He went back about fifty years, hoping to get laid at Woodstock, and ended up sexing up this hot guy he picked up at a Joni Mitchell concert. Hot Guy turned out to be the hipster's dad, who, convinced away from the straight side of the Force, moved to San Francisco, started wearing leather chaps, and never met the hipster's mom--and the hipster abruptly ceased to exist.

    As luck would have it, though, this act of inadvertent suicide worthy of a Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award made it so that the hipster never traveled back in time in the first place, thus ensuring that his father followed the straight and narrow, married the hipster's mom, and sired their 2.5 kids, the youngest of whom went on to build a time machine, seduce his young, bearded father, and kick-start the entire chain of events that led to this self-perpetuating time paradox. "In fact," says the hipster, playing with the lime in his midori sour, "I'm probably not even here at all."

    Is he right?

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    21 Oct 2018