13 Works by boonsbeans
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"I couldn't get into my apartment," Mike confessed. "I just-- just couldn't walk inside. There wasn't anything stopping me... I don't know."
Mike calls Will in the middle of the night, unable to get into his apartment. As Will helps him, they come to find that the implications of this are stranger than they could ever imagine.
OR: Mike gets turned into a vampire. Will and Mike do not know that vampires are real.
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i miss stars (i miss you) by boonsbeans for hmmnoclue555
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Jan 2026
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Will Byers was the only one out of his friends willing to cooperate with the scientists. The lab was cold and unforgiving, the scientists cruel, and yet, Will cooperated.
That's not to say he's not a survivor or a fighter. It's not to say that he's not strong. Will was just a fighter in a different way. He was fighting for his friends.
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OR: An AU where the whole party has El's powers and are trapped in the Hawkins Lab.
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beans’ bins (scrap bin!!) by boonsbeans
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Dec 2023
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my assorted collection of scrapped fics and ideas over the years! all dream smp
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He didn’t ask for this. He didn’t want this. And yet, he was doomed to eternity. (Crimeboys vampires but neither of them wanna be vampires at all.)
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“No, I’ll do it, I’ll be fine.” If Wilbur could handle being around a(nother) vampire, that was more proof that he was healing, that he was humanizing himself. Every approving smile from a scientist was another step towards becoming better. (Maybe, one day, he would help them find a cure to vampirism. That was their collective dream.)
The scientist’s demeanor instantly brightened. “Really? That’s great. Alright then, after dinner, we’ll bring you to an experiment room and try it out, okay? And in the event that you lose control-“
“I won’t,” Wilbur interrupted. The scientist nodded.
“But you understand that, if anything happens, we’ll have to sedate the both of you.”
“I won’t lose control,” Wilbur reassured.
“I know,” they agreed. And then, without another word of acknowledgment, they left the room, and Wilbur heard the lock click shut behind them. -
crimeboys mario kart :3 by boonsbeans for Tigress_J
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Aug 2023
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A short fluff oneshot in which Wilbur teaches Tommy how to play Mario Kart.
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sic semper tyrannis by boonsbeans for Annuhilator
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Jul 2023
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A conscience is not a tangible thing. But every sentient being in the world has one. Something in their minds, whether it be compassion or merely societal taboos beaten into their heads by a strict and powerful world, keeps humanity’s morals clean cut. Except… apparently, that’s not true. There are creatures from beyond this world, from the realm where earthly beings derive all of their magic. Demons.
OR: tommy’s a part of the house staff (against his will) in the district’s lord’s manor. but also apparently he’s like, the chosen one, as a pair of extremely powerful demons have started following him around, urging him to topple the government. what the fuck.
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To belong to someone is a funny notion. To be someone’s favorite person, and to have them be yours. The whole fucking world seems to revolve around it. It’s dumb, Tommy is convinced. He’s just not ‘favorite person’ material.
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“I think it would be nice,” Wilbur continued, “if you never left me again. If you were finally mine.” Tommy choked on his food, and then coughed, spitting out everything that was in his mouth.
“What? Sorry, what the fuck?” That came out of nowhere.
“You’d like that, wouldn’t you? To stay with me?”
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OR: basically just another dark crimeboys Wilbur-kidnaps-Tommy fic, my take on it :) -
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Wilbur doesn’t remember anything. Well, with one exception: Tommy. Tommy is safe, and Tommy is kind, and good, and he trusts Tommy.
(Still, there is a feeling of dread settling deep within him. Maybe everything is not as it seems?)Or: Wilbur slowly recovers his lost memory and loses his sense of trust
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The Real Housewives of The Dream SMP by boonsbeans for clementinerinds
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Nov 2022
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“So. One day, I was just going about my business, when I had an epiphany. An idea, if your vocabulary isn’t as sumptuous as mine. The world loves reality shows. The Real Housewives of Wherever The Fuck A Mansion Can Be Made. But society simultaneously adores game shows. Competitions, if you will. From this idea, I gave birth to an amazing show. One that will forever change pop culture. Picture this: The Real Housewives of The Dream SMP is a new reality show, coming soon! Available on every streaming service that money can buy a subscription to, because we just Want Some Fucking Money!” He laughed. “The premise of the show is simple. A huge mansion filled to the brim with people who have an ungodly amount of money yet no actual occupation. A housewife, in all senses of the word besides the gender norm. I’m going to do everything in my fucking power to squeeze as much drama as possible out of this show like I am God and the world is my orange juice.” He grinned in a manner that can only be described as evilly. “Let the games begin.” Dramatic music started to play.
OR: boonsbeans’ reality show crack fic
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Torture. It’s a funny thing.
When done properly, it can extract any necessary information from a person. But it’s unreliable. Torture can force a false confession out of a person, an outcry, just to make the pain stop. But some people aren’t much of a person at all. Some monsters are too fucking stubborn to actually tell their torturer what he wants to know. Torturing takes a special kind of person. It takes guts and conviction. You need a reason, one that is powerful enough to trump the gravity of your actions. Torture is gruesome. But necessary.
It just doesn’t always work.Or: Quackity revises his plan for what to do with Dream.
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The Complete Chronicles of Ranboo’s Misadventures by boonsbeans
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Sep 2022
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Ranboo is convinced that he isn’t the main character.
Maybe a few friendships with powerful villains and vigilantes, concerns with a hero agency that may abuse their power a bit too much, and some completely hilarious situations that he finds himself in will prove otherwise… -
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Tommy was fine. In fact, more than fine! Dream was in prison and Tommy was recovering.
Until he wasn’t.
The sirens blared and Tommy’s world came crashing down.
When Tommy finds an injured, traumatized and absolutely terrified Dream in the woods, he’s left to grapple with the moral ramifications of whatever the fuck he’s going to do.(Or: author loves c!tommy and our delightful protagonist decides that he’s not a sadist and he’s going to help dream)
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Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl, Phil, Wilbur, Techno, Bad, Purpled and Niki (it’s a lot of characters ik) all had extremely overpowered superpowers in a society where the masses all have very basic ones. Had. Now they’ve been imprisoned, and their powers have been disabled. They’re regularly experimented on.
(ok this fic only gets good after the first few chapters so maybe suffer through the beginning)