USS_Genderprise
Fandoms
- Torchwood (127)
- Star Trek (49)
- Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) (27)
- Star Trek: The Original Series (25)
- Waterparks (Band) (19)
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Spin Me Right Round by USS_Genderprise
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
30 Dec 2025
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Jim wants to fuck Spock and show him all the wonders of modern phalloplasty. And he had just the thing to help him out.
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- Part 3 of Schlocknukkah
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Live Laugh Latke by USS_Genderprise
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
26 Dec 2025
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It's Touch His Tit Tuesday! And Jim has a very particular plan for this wintery Tuesday, which may or may not involve latkes.
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- Part 2 of Schlocknukkah
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Kirk wants to share the holiday with Spock. Unfortunately, the oil he got for the Chanukiah has some odd side effects.
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- Part 1 of Schlocknukkah
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John isn't feeling well, so Ianto decides to bring him some tea.
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Jack is plagued by dreams of horses and beaches. Gwen is busy planning her wedding. Tosh and Owen are still dancing around all the things they can't say to each other, and Ianto knows everything.
People have been disappearing in the town of Bala, and no one seems to want to talk about it. Of course, it's down to Torchwood to find out why and put a stop to it. But can they? And, more importantly, should they?
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Schlocknukkah by USS_Genderprise
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
30 Dec 2025
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Kinkwhumptober 2024 by USS_Genderprise
Fandom Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio), Doctor Who (TV Movie 1996), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio)
31 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 59,705
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Febuwhump 2024 by USS_Genderprise
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood
10 Mar 2024
- Words:
- 39,613
- Works:
- 39
- Bookmarks:
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The Doctor allows Jack ten minutes to say goodbye, and instead puts something new in motion. The Jack we know finds himself in a world where Canary Wharf had two fewer victims, and the whole picture changes.
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- 136,840
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- 13
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- 69
Bookmarked by USS_Genderprise
18 Jun 2025
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Ianto Jones woke up in a bed that wasn't his, in a flat that wasn't his, wearing clothing that definitely wasn't his.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,512
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 87
- Kudos:
- 1,462
- Bookmarks:
- 565
- Hits:
- 33,592
Bookmarked by USS_Genderprise
26 Dec 2024
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This is the main 'verse I write in. It spans most of my work, unless explicitly marked as AU ("Remember me"), including episode codas and my main stories.
- Words:
- 214,909
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Bookmarked by USS_Genderprise
28 Dec 2023
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If it had taken Ianto a while longer
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- Part 3 of Time Loves You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,563
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 21
- Kudos:
- 338
- Bookmarks:
- 34
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Bookmarked by USS_Genderprise
14 Sep 2023