TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (32)
- Video Blogging RPF (32)
- Dream SMP (32)
- Batman - All Media Types (15)
- Batman (Comics) (14)
Recent works
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Save the Future, Rallier of Men by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
11 Jan 2026
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As the elderly woman pressed through the carnage, legs wobbling over the ridges of spines and teetering upon fallen shields, her cane found the shattered bone shining from a man’s arm and snapped through it with a crack. The noise echoed loudly, lingering like stagnant water in the familiar, cloying quiet that soaked into once-fertile soils after bountiful battles.
A blind woman lost in a battlefield.
Ares approached her. “Allow my sons to escort you home. Both are brave and strong, and they will see that no harm befalls you.”
She grabbed ahold of the ribbons wrapped around his arm before he could think to move back. “Oh, no, young god, I need you."
or,
An Ares still used to true war wakes in the twenty-first century with an ache in his wings and his own ichor warm on his skin.
His only advice: “Save the future, Ares Laossous.”also known as, troy-era ares wakes up and blinks dumbly at his chilled-out siblings.
the time-travel fix it au with good dad ares! winged ares! (sort of feral ares). aphrodite x ares ft the olympians actually caring about each other <3
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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
or,
once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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Dreaming in the Dark by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
23 Mar 2025
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Ultra Magnus landed on Earth with the intention of dragging his Prime back to Cybertron. He did not plan to meet a human and fall in love along the way.
or, au for human rodimus/bot ultra magnus. set pre-tf4 with many tweaks and g1 characters!
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our Lord Consort, the Loyal Servant by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Nov 2024
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Eret is the Lord Consort. When the Emperor is indisposed, they lead the Empire. This is common knowledge.
Their enemies know this, as well, and one of them aims to take out the Lord Consort whilst the Emperor is not in sight. It does not end well for anyone.
aka, eret gets poisoned and philza is pissed off ft. ot6 poly and the unfortunate long-lasting effects of managing to poison a god-blessed being
Series
- Part 1 of olsow spin off au fics
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Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.
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Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
The Crown Prince nodded.or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.
Series
- Part 3 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of Lagom
Recent series
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i've earned my sins, sharpen your knives by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
11 Sep 2020
- Words:
- 137,557
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 23
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[vissna; wither]
just stuff that happens in the eau de resistance world :O
currently:
1. are you smelling this shit, eau de resistance (story 1)
2. sidestory set during edr {will come out after edr finishes :P}- Words:
- 127,843
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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[not too much, not too little]
What does
a mana monstersomeone withall-seeingeyesand claws and too sharp teethneed in life?Love. Just a little bit, though, or something might happen.
A devoted man is too powerful for the mortal man.- Words:
- 136,012
- Works:
- 1
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Dark Claws: What-ifs by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
04 Jan 2024
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Exactly what the title says.
- Words:
- 94,963
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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olsow spin off au fics by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 13,963
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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The Grim Dark Archives by Lets_try_some_writing
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
21 Nov 2025
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Why is it that Cybertronians behave so much like humans despite being of another world? The answer is far darker than one would expect. These beings from beyond the stars have their own agendas, and they are nothing like the humans they work so hard to blend in amongst. Agent Witwicky, assigned the mission of understanding these aliens, will quickly come to realize that both Autobots and Decepticons are threats that should not be underestimated.
In essence: What if Cybertronians were written to be more alien? Less cartoonishly heroic? How would things change?
Series
- Part 10 of Oneshots & Au's
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,168
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 89
- Kudos:
- 417
- Bookmarks:
- 89
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- 8,976
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
10 Feb 2026
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Ruthlessness is a Mercy (for the future) by RarepairKai22
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2026
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They should've known that it could happen.
And when it happened, everyone and the entire world paid the price.
Realising how their choices have contributed to the end of everything, the Fates seek the last remaining demigod, Percy Jackson, as their final hope to correct the many mistakes that led to this moment.
Given the chance to make things better for his loved ones and so many lost souls, Percy embraces the one thing that his dad once said to him. The sea does not like to be restrained, and for the sake of the world, Percy will no longer be restrained.
Ruthlessness is a mercy, and those who stand against Percy will very quickly find themselves at his mercy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,691
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 471
- Kudos:
- 1,321
- Bookmarks:
- 494
- Hits:
- 21,901
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
10 Jan 2026
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My Dear Pandora by klemgs
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy - Fandom
06 Jul 2025
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Rome’s a mess, and Percy’s just trying to survive it—diving into forensic medicine, hoping to find some order in the madness.
But then Demir shows up—a sharp, mysterious professor who’s as intense as he is dangerous. Suddenly, Percy’s quiet life gets shaken up, and things are about to get way more complicated.
---------It was supposed to be a oneshot, but I got carried away with the plot—blame it on too much true crime, Doctor House, and Hannibal.
ENJOY!Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
10 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
so good - murder mystery with divinity lurking
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A Goddess's Childhood is one of my favorite AUs I've made, so this series will be for any side fics I write that are set in roughly the same universe. Similar to A Series of Redemption in the Evillious Chronicles fandom.
- Words:
- 288,902
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
02 Jan 2026
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All's Fair in Love and War by LadyLuciet
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Original Work
21 Feb 2020
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After several hundred years apart, Hephaestus runs into Aphrodite again... along with another familiar face.
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
01 Jan 2026