20 Works by Talizora

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    “If you’re so determined to martyr yourself, the least you can do is tell Lee how you feel,” Temari demanded, “What if he feels the same? Would you still go along with the Council's decision then?”

    “Temari,” Gaara glared at his sister, “Not telling Lee about my feelings is a courtesy to myself. The uncertainty of whether he returns them or not makes this whole situation bearable.” Gaara fell back in his chair and crossed his arms, “I asked you to stay out of this as your brother and the Omega this tournament has been designed for. Now I am ordering you as your Kazekage. Desist with this course of action or I will have you imprisoned for the duration of the event. Do I make myself clear?”

    Temari’s lips were pulled back in a snarl, her fangs extended, “Perfectly.”

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    There was something building between them, they were already a team, partners, comrades of Akatsuki. Working towards a shared goal together, but it seemed to Kisame that it was more than that now. Their relationship was growing ever deeper. Kisame helplessly followed Itachi’s lead and obeyed his commands. The swordsman was uncertain that if Itachi decided to leave Akatsuki, would he remain loyal to the organisation? Or would he follow wherever the Uchiha led?

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    "Get out. Go Dark." The words spell danger and signal the failure of his current mission to unravel Moriarty's web. Now Sherlock must pay the price for Mycroft's mistakes. Sent to a far away land full of the most dangerous creatures in existence Sherlock faces his biggest challenge yet… a Zookeeper.

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    Jane, this journal is stupid. Why are you writing about how we first met? It’s horrifically romantic and you didn’t focus on any of the facts!

    I knew you wouldn’t be able to keep your nose out of this. Sherlock, I wanted to write it down so I could look back over it later. So when we’re old ladies, waving our walking sticks at young kids I won’t forget.

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    What is Sherlock Holmes's favourite colour? It's time to ask the man, the legend the real hard hitting questions! How do we find the true answers to these and many more questions? By asking the detective himself, using time travel, of course!

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    Sherlock meets John for the first time when he breaks him out of prison while he’s running around Europe taking down Moriarty’s network. But John has a secret, which makes him very, very valuable and James Moriarty will do anything to get his asset back.

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    It all started when John first met Sherlock. It was an unusual meeting, most childhood friends meet going to the same schools or attending the same afterschool care if their parents work long hours. Perhaps at a park, or an organised sport. But that would be normal and John and Sherlock are anything but, so the boys meet for the first time in a hospital.

    Five times Sherlock and John share a bed as friends and one time as something more...

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    After being discharged from the Super Soldier™ program due to injury John decides to combat his depressive boring life by fighting London’s first Supervillain; Loony Desperado. Appearances may not be all they appear, is Desperado the true villain in this tale?

    “I demand you drop the citizen immediately.” The man calls out in a firm voice. At this, Sherlock turns around in disbelief. “Immediately? Surely I should land first unless you are wishing me to engage in an act of murder?” The interloper was dressed in the most ridiculous outfit Sherlock had ever seen, it was obviously some attempt at the overused and cliched Superhero costume. No doubt the imbecile has picked a suitably unimaginative name to match. Great Britain Man, or some such.

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    For @yorkiepug I hope you like it. Thanks to my muse, @musing-out-loud who stayed up texting with me until 1am listening to my crazy ranting about Sherlock, John and their crazy wizard adventures.

    CRACK! THWUMP!

    “Jesus Christ!”

    “John! It’s Sherlock, really. I thought I explained that yesterday.”

    “Sherlock! You can’t, bloody-Stop… Materialising onto my kitchen table. Fucks sake, you gave me a heart attack you posh git.” Sherlock’s eyes swept over John’s body again, just like they had yesterday morning. It felt like being under a microscope.

    “Move in with me.”

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    While attending inevitably-johnlocked Boy Meets Girl watchalong it was requested that someone write a Johnlock version. I put my hand up and asked for a prompt to help me along.

    Here was the request: When Sherlock switches John’s body, he can’t stop touching himself because GIANT JUNK

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    I play a game with my friends where you pull a random dialogue prompt from a hat and have 15 minutes to write down the first thing you think of.

    Prompt: I’m only wearing pajamas.

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    I play a game with my friends where you pull a random dialogue prompt from a hat and have 15 minutes to write down the first thing you think of.

    Prompt: You transform into what?

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    Written for kimbiablue who asked: So can we talk about all the times John has almost or actually called Mary “Sherlock” in bed???

     

    He knew it was wrong. So very, very wrong but he couldn’t stop. In his head he wasn’t fucking his wife, he was fucking his best friend, the most brilliant, gorgeous and ridiculous human being he’d ever met.

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    An innocent screening of Mulan has turned into this smut fest. Thanks to inevitably-johnlocked and the watchalong trash crew for encouraging me to write this.

    Sherlock took a deep breath and reached out to lightly brush his fingers across the heavy fabric of the uniform. The shudder that rocked through his whole body was entirely involuntary and hateful. He needed to get over this reaction fast because if he was this affected by an empty uniform on a bed how would he deal with being surrounded by fit men wearing the uniforms while they got hot and sweaty.

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    lestrads asked for femlock!

    One day Sherlock would muster up the courage to speak to Jane Watson and introduce herself. But that day wasn’t today. Jane stopped walking and waved goodbye to her team mate, Sherlock who had not been able to take her eyes off that jean clad arse proceeded to slam into the object of her affection.

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    This crossover was requested by notverybigmac.

    “Figure skating?” John asked himself aloud and glanced down at the pile of junk that he’d dug the medal out of. There was a photo, a photo of Sherlock wearing the medal on a podium with two other skaters. It appeared that Sherlock had won second place, a Japanese man with blue glasses was standing on the center podium and a very young looking blonde had taken bronze.

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    John is one of those kids who doesn’t start fights, but is usually the one to finish them. He’s had far too many punch ups with bigots who make fun of his sister for being a lesbian. He likes to project a ‘one tough son of a bitch’ exterior, it’s easier that way to keep people off his back. And Harry’s.

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    What follows is my attempt to cope with John's sudden hairstyle change, the raw edges of the drug overdose in TAB and my desperate aching need for Sherlock and John to talk about their feelings.

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    The Mirror of Erised shows nothing more or less than the deepest most desperate desires of the heart; if Draco Malfoy at 28 were to look into the mirror he would see himself happily married to the Boy-Who-Lived, an apprentice potions master, balancing a young child on his hip with bright green eyes and silver-blond hair. The worst part was that Draco had basically already achieved his first two desires, but the third was biologically impossible.

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    In an attempt to feel closer to Sirius and his Father, Harry begins to learn the Animagus Transfiguration and manages to get stuck in a partial transformation, permanently.
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    "Oh... Oh no! No no no no!" Harry almost begged as he jumped up and yanked open his dresser door. On the inside of the door was a full length mirror... His greatest fear was confirmed by his own, treacherous reflection.

    Not only did Harry now sport a lovely velvety black tail, but now he had a set of little rounded cat ears sticking out of the top of his head, to match.

    "Fuck."

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