13 Works by Stealthguy
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Twenty winters to burn through.
In the after-dark, blades cry salt.
The drowned thing opens its mouth:
"kings learn to grieve in reverse."Now, whose turn to break, whose turn to hold?
In which, a diva is down (Jus plain dies really).
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Operation: Shut Up Jason Todd™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days
28 Oct 2025
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In which Jason complains so loudly that Ra's al Ghul commits murder just for some peace and quiet.
Consequences include: one dead clown, one buffering Batman, and Jason learning to weaponize whining.
(But also the fact that sometimes getting what you want feels worse than not getting it at all)A stupid cautionary tale all in all.
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- Part 4 of Batfam Crackfics
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Your Death Certificate Expired™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Oct 2025
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In which Jason Todd loses the plot, finds it again with the Titans, and starts his redemption arc for a good reason. Then the Watchtower's scanner snitches on him and tells the entire Justice League that Robin 2's death certificate expired.
Boo f***in hoo. Get over it, big guy. (But we all know we would straight up cri in his place.)
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- Part 3 of Batfam Crackfics
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The Brucie Problem™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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He’s vengeance.
He’s the night.
He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.
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- Part 2 of Batfam Crackfics
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You know how sometimes when you done messed up and have a fling with your brother's mother and then said adopted brother declares you as their father? Oh, you don't? Well, Jason here has all day to tell you one of his very weird parts of life.
In which Damian calls Jason ‘step-father’ and five people emotionally die.
(With Taila flaming on the side (Disclaimer I still luv her charc))Series
- Part 1 of Batfam Crackfics
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The TA from Hell (and Gotham) by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Apr 2025
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Jason Todd didn’t ask to wake up in a world of optimism, All Might posters, and zero common sense. But now that he’s here? He’s evading capture, cracking skulls, traumatizing teens, and somehow working at a hero school—first as the janitor, now as UA’s most unqualified Teaching Assistant.
He’s got guns, grudges, and absolutely no filter. And today’s lesson? “How to take out a man using only a spoon and unresolved trauma.” No, seriously. He’s holding one.
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To You Who Saw The End Of War Tell Me If It Was Worth It by Stealthguy
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
20 Jun 2024
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“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE F***ING CATCH ME!!!!”
Oh- why is there a man falling from the sky??!A loud crash resounds in the training grounds as everyone tries to get a look at the strange person. The dust rises in the air blocking their view, moreover, the way the five swords are stacked upon each other makes it even harder to see.
“YOU FATTASSES, I TOLD YOU TO CATCH ME NOT F***ING DOGPILE ON ME!!!”
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You Can't Fly If You Never Try by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
07 Apr 2024
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Day by day, We have lost our edge
Don't you know? Forgotten is the life we led
Now it seems that you don't care what the risk is
The peaceful times have made us blind
(Title and lyrics from Reluctant Heroes).In which Eren stumbles upon an injured man and for the first time in years, he has a chance to talk to a person and not just anyone but Humanity's Strongest Soldier in the flesh. How will the humans react to his existence? How much will he entertain them? And how long before it all goes down?
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Emptiness: A range of emotions, including feelings of loneliness, sadness, or feeling numb or emotionally disconnected.
Example: Haru, a boy who is lost in life.In which Haru is self-destructive but nobody notices until they do, but maybe it's too late.
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With good there is always bad. This shows friends and enemies, trust and betrayal, love and hate, and finally life and death. Su Hyeok goes through it all.
How the world looks from Lee Su Hyeok’s perspective.
Before The Separation
Before The Turning
Before The Apocalypse
Before The Friendship
Before The Love
Before The Change
Before The WillAll that Lee Su Hyeok ever wished for was a normal life.
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On a sunny day, a boy walks into a flower shop.
The florist asks, “What and for who are you buying? ”
The boy says, “A flower for a friend.”She beams a smile, a clap on her palms. “Do you have any specific type in mind?”
He blinks once, twice and nods unsurely. “A flower to get well soon or quickly wake up?” -
Reality Is Not A Bedtime Story by Stealthguy
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
12 Dec 2023
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The burn of war is hard to swallow, it sears within his throat so he screams.
He forgets he is sleeping, that he is dreaming. A dream.
Maybe it's going to be alright this time around. Right?He was wrong, the world fell down. His world reduced to bloody bodies.
Cheong Myeong shouldn't have slept, now he was trapped within the reality he wasn't ready to accept.
It's not alright this time around even if he has tried his best.My summaries suck :]
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Despite his extreme poverty and infantile bullying, Daniel Park was a happy youngster with a lovely mother.
She was his sole source of happiness, and she was everything in his wretched world until the Deadlock came.
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After ten years,Daniel Park is sent on a mission to destroy the notorious four major crews involved in secret criminal businesses.
He is sent to J High School, the center of the four major crews and all the corruption.Will Daniel finish the mission and return home, or will he blow it up and lose his life in the process?
Only time can tell.
A/N: First person point of view.
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