Stealthguy
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Twenty winters to burn through.
In the after-dark, blades cry salt.
The drowned thing opens its mouth:
"kings learn to grieve in reverse."Now, whose turn to break, whose turn to hold?
In which, a diva is down (Jus plain dies really).
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Operation: Shut Up Jason Todd™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days
28 Oct 2025
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In which Jason complains so loudly that Ra's al Ghul commits murder just for some peace and quiet.
Consequences include: one dead clown, one buffering Batman, and Jason learning to weaponize whining.
(But also the fact that sometimes getting what you want feels worse than not getting it at all)A stupid cautionary tale all in all.
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- Part 4 of Batfam Crackfics
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Your Death Certificate Expired™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Oct 2025
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In which Jason Todd loses the plot, finds it again with the Titans, and starts his redemption arc for a good reason. Then the Watchtower's scanner snitches on him and tells the entire Justice League that Robin 2's death certificate expired.
Boo f***in hoo. Get over it, big guy. (But we all know we would straight up cri in his place.)
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- Part 3 of Batfam Crackfics
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The Brucie Problem™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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He’s vengeance.
He’s the night.
He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.
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- Part 2 of Batfam Crackfics
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You know how sometimes when you done messed up and have a fling with your brother's mother and then said adopted brother declares you as their father? Oh, you don't? Well, Jason here has all day to tell you one of his very weird parts of life.
In which Damian calls Jason ‘step-father’ and five people emotionally die.
(With Taila flaming on the side (Disclaimer I still luv her charc))Series
- Part 1 of Batfam Crackfics
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Batfam Crackfics by Stealthguy
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days
28 Oct 2025
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Batfam stupid shenanigans and the occasional (mandatory) angst but it will be mostly light cuz this is a crack series ^^
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