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It didn't make any sense.
A square of inky blackness stood before him. A perfect doorway.
The blood dripped down into the expanse, freezing into crystalline little bubbles in the zero gravity, moons of themselves. Simon moved closer to it, pulled in by the suction, and…
It didn’t make sense.
It was full of stars.
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OR: Through divine intervention, Simon is dropped into the path of the Hail Mary once its mission has been completed.Bookmarked by Southernbean
18 Feb 2026
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Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse... by Crazy_Castle_Girl for Car_Horn
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Feb 2026
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Grace promises Stratt that when he remembers he didn’t volunteer, he’ll sabotage the mission, no matter how much work he’s done to save Earth. On the off chance he isn’t bluffing, Stratt decides to put touch up doses into his food every day.
This makes his amnesia way, way worse. How do you navigate life on a spaceship, on a suicide mission you don’t know the reason for, when you forget where you are every night?
Oh, and by the way, there’s an alien upstairs. Don’t worry. He looks like a giant spider, but he’s nice. You call him Rocky.
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17 Feb 2026
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but daddy i love him by rachelrae for lampalot7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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“I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
“Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!Series
- Part 5 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
- Language:
- English
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- 13,037
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 903
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- 13,879
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16 Feb 2026
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I'm Straight! (you were not yesterday) by SparkingBrakelights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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Shane and Ilya decide to come out by building up their public friendship and slowly starting to hint at a relationship.
One of these men is chronically read as straight and the other is Ilya Rozanov.
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16 Feb 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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- English
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- 11,836
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 555
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- 2,126
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- 405
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14 Feb 2026
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Sa Te Manda Jorhaa'i (As the Manda Commands) by RandomReader13
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
26 Aug 2024
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In one universe, Clan Mynock ended up in 52 BBY and prevented Jaster Mereel's death. In another universe, the Force sends them to stop an even greater tragedy.
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“I have questions,” Fett said.
“That is something we have in common,” the robed man said. He nodded in greeting. “I am Jedi Master Yan Dooku. We were sent here on a mission to apprehend Mandalorian terrorists who were killing innocents and children.” He cast an eye over the True Mandalorians as they all bristled. “I believe we have been misled.”
From his place on the ground behind Jason, Tim started laughing hysterically.[44 BBY Timeline]
[Birdwatchers Challenge Day 68 - Ancestor]Series
- Part 5 of Between The Stars
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- English
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- 15,223
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- 2/3
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- 1
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- 63
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12 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,008
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 2,169
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05 Feb 2026
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Question of the Day by wilmonstan12345
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!
This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.
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- English
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- 48,507
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- 43/43
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- 4,452
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02 Feb 2026
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Hayden
I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you.Cliff
Ha!Hayden
My suffering is not funny.Cliff
Thanks for the heads upCliff
Get it?Hayden
I'm blocking you(cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)
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- Part 6 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 1 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,744
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 542
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- 13,864
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- 1,090
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- 93,325
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29 Jan 2026
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Timothy Jackson Drake is almost four years old, and he knows a lot of things.
He knows how to read and write, and how to do simple math, and how to say “pleased to meet you” and “goodbye” and “thank you” and “may I use the bathroom” in French. He also knows how to introduce himself politely, and how to hold his knife and fork properly, and when it is okay to bother other people and when it isn’t.
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Tim meets his new nanny for the summer, Miss Claire! The impact of this will be relatively small, I'm sure.
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27 Jan 2026
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One for the Road by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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“You can’t go two weeks without fucking me anyways,” Shane heard himself saying, and instantly felt like he’d chosen the wrong dialogue option. He should’ve said something like I’d like to see all the ways you can figure it out or maybe not sharing a room has never stopped us before.
Ilya let out a laugh, “Please, you beg for me all the time.”
“I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”
The Centaurs do a rotational room program for their first road trip of the season. Which would be fine if Ilya and Shane could be professionals.
Shane starts a fight and gets a Dick Trick, Ilya is a mastermind, Bood becomes an Queer Icon, Troy has no idea what's going on, Hayes is having the time of his life, and no one wants to talk about the showers thing anymore.
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- Part 1 of On The Road Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,447
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 588
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- 3,672
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- 1,129
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25 Jan 2026
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in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest.
If you like the story, follow https://www.tumblr.com/manorpunk for Q&As, lore drops, errata, and more!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,640
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Comments:
- 341
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- 1,061
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- 243
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- 14,060
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23 Jan 2026
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Ready, Set, Chirp by metafiction
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Jan 2026
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lily @hockey1410
pike missed? should we throw party? should we invite commissioner crowell?
Or, Ilya's burner account during the run up to the Admirals' Stanley Cup win.
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- Part 1 of lily @hockey1410
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23 Jan 2026
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[Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]
Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-
Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?
Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?
Harris: [off camera] Yes.
Shane: Okay.
Shane: [takes a deep breath].
Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.
Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?
Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?
(centaurs read thirst tweets)
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- English
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- 1,017
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 195
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- 6,515
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- 554
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15 Jan 2026
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Assholes Anonymous - The Trilya Friendship Files by SugMak
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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Troy took a deep breath. “Just wait a sec.” Roz shifted on his feet but stayed where he was. “You really did something for me tonight and I don’t want it to end with you running away, back into the closet.”
Follows (and adds on to) events from both Role Model and the Long Game if Ilya confirmed Troy's suspicions after they went to the Kingfisher. How might having someone to confide in helped both of them? (The story remains largely the same. I'm just exploring the community angle of it all)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,769
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 266
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- 1,965
- Bookmarks:
- 452
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- 19,460
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15 Jan 2026
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This chat is dangerous by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Feb 2026
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Gianna: what'd I miss??
Sarah: my cousin needs a date and shane hollander has a girlfriend
Gianna: omg????
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another WAG Ilya fic <3
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- Part 1 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Part 6 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,662
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 857
- Kudos:
- 7,525
- Bookmarks:
- 1,176
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- 62,580
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11 Jan 2026
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Clocked and Kept by peach_coffee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jan 2026
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AU where Shane dated Jackie (when he was 17/she was 18), before she Clocked His Sweet Gay Ass, kept his secret and his friendship, and then met Hayden. Shortly thereafter, they meet Ilya.
(Because I love an outsider POV on Hollanov and an earlier outing for Shane, but I'm also really into our collective love for WAG president, Mrs. Jackie Pike. This is a Jackie Pike Character Takeover AU wherein she's a bit of an amalgamation of Shane’s in-book, vaguely alluded-to teenage girlfriend, and Rose before Rose Rose’d lol.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,068
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Comments:
- 269
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- 1,278
- Bookmarks:
- 370
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- 15,219
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08 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,424
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 847
- Kudos:
- 26,251
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- 4,983
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- 193,163
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08 Jan 2026
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Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
Scott: Wait, it's not you?
Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
Eric: What?Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.
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- Part 1 of the secret society of stick handlers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,834
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 723
- Kudos:
- 20,865
- Bookmarks:
- 2,630
- Hits:
- 155,108
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05 Jan 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,407
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 3,086
- Kudos:
- 92,772
- Bookmarks:
- 17,499
- Hits:
- 696,503
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04 Jan 2026