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    just a couple crenny fics that were made to go hand in hand

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    collection of poolverine fics by me! mostly kink related but some plot sometimes. not necessarily all in the same universe but generally using the same details (roommates, violent sex, insecurities, oh my!)

    all fics can be read as standalones unless i say otherwise in the fic, series marked completed because its moreso a collection than an actual ongoing series :p

     

    series playlist!

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    The Long Walk college au; the hedgehog's dilemma (also known as the porcupine dilemma) is a metaphor about the challenges of human intimacy. Arthur Schopenhauer describes the situation as such: a group of hedgehogs wish to move closer to share heat during the winter, however, they must remain apart to avoid hurting each other with their quills. Although they wish to share space, this cannot occur, for reasons out of their control.

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    McVries and Garraty figure out life after the walk.

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    iwtv celebrity au!! mainly focused on streamer armand and small time journalist and occasional podcast debater daniel

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    14 Feb 2026

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    He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.

    And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.

     

    // or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “I know Ilya, I’m trying.” Shane tries to hide his exhaustion from his tone.

    “Could try harder, no?” Ilya raises an eyebrow.  

    “I get it, okay?” Shane pushes back, letting his enervation show this time. “I’m trying, but it’s hard. I guess I just need something that sticks. Something to hold me accountable. Consequences.”

    “I can help, with consequences.” Ilya shrugs easily, his voice free from any inclination of teasing. 

    “What, you wanna punish me?” Shane smiles, raising his eyebrows and pulls Ilya’s hand from his thigh up to his mouth to kiss it. “Spank me every time I people please?” 

    Shane can’t help but to chuckle at himself.
     
    “Would that help you?” Ilya’s voice is flat and serious. 
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    08 Feb 2026