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    [Tweet] @roz81: I am coming moi malyshi. do not get into any strange white vans in meantime

    [Tweet] @roselandrysmistress: Why does he sound like my mother

    [Tweet] @TroyBbaby: Years of practicing and perfecting

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    or the young Centaurs players have made it a goal in life to stress Ilya and Shane out at all times.

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    18 Feb 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Hayden has a choice here. A moral dilemma of sorts.
    1. He could cover for his best friend who might be doing something dodgy.
    2. He could worry about where his best friend is.
    3. He could also worry about Shane and fuck with Ilya.

    Or, Shane & Ilya prank call Hayden.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are on TikTok, what could possibly go wrong? Pranks and chaos ensures

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Harris convinces ilya to be mixed up for a game

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    they expect ilya to shit talk with his teammates and instead they get him being domestic with his husband

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    18 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    Lisa: Okay nobody freak out
    Selena: That is a guaranteed way to get us to freak out
    Cassie: Yeah as a doctor I feel like you should know this
    Lisa: Weirdly, group chat conversations didn't come up much in medical school
    Cassie: They should fix that
    Lisa: It’s good freak out, don’t worry
    Selena: OH MY GOD JUST TELL US

     

    Or, Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAGs group chat.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “What is this?” Ilya asked.

    “Ah.” Shane couldn’t quite meet his eyes as a faint blush crept across his cheeks. “Well, I wasn’t sure what the dress code would be for the party, so I laid out some options for us.”

    Ilya’s heart fucking stopped.

    “The… what is this, what is happening?” Ilya asked, wanting to be sure that he understood correctly.

    Shane’s blush intensified as he gave Ilya a small, unsure smile.

    “I don’t know Boodram very well, so I had to guess what the vibe would be. You were… you were in the shower for a long time and I was feeling anxious so I… Sorry, it’s so stupid but I just wanted to… I don’t know, show you I’m in?”

     

    Or, what if Shane didn't leave after their fight on Boxing Day?

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    17 Feb 2026

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    JJ shows up at Shane’s house to apologize after he accuses him of throwing the Montreal/Ottawa game. Ilya greets him at the door.

    or: Ilya almost breaks JJ's nose after he said Shane tripped on purpose during the playoffs. No JJ redemption arc here.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “Yes, yes, was very brave. Only important thing Scott Hunter has ever done. Do not know why you need to bring this up every time,” Ilya grumbles. 
    “But when did you first kiss?” Luca asks.
    “Ah, my sweet innocent rookie. I love that you think this is all we did,” Ilya tells him. Shane hides his face in Ilya’s shoulder. “Your guess was close, Haasy. Shane and I, we met in hotel gym after draft. I gave him some of my water, because I am nice person and he did not bring any. Was very sexually charged.”
    “Ilya!” Shane complains, voice muffled by the fact that he’s still hiding in said man’s shoulder. 
    “What? Is true. But anyway, we first kissed,” Ilya emphasizes the word so that it’s very clear that was not all they did, “summer before our rookie season, after commercial shoot.”
    For a moment, there’s silence as everyone does the math and lets that sink in. Then: “2010?!?!?”

     

    How the Centaurs find out Shane and Ilya's relationship start date.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov joined the Ottowa Centaurs, everyone had expected him to behave the wasy he did in interviews, cocky and kind of self- absorbed.
    When they met him, he was totally different.
    Contrary to everyone's belief, Rozanov also didn't go to Party's anymore. Every time the team asked him to join them, he would just decline and never gave them a reason.

    Then, the team had a barbecue evening.

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    Zane Boodram's pov

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    16 Feb 2026

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    hollandershole🕳️: are they smiling at each other????
    hollandershole🕳️: oh my fucking god what is going on

    sufferingcensfan: did rozanov just swing for hollander then stop when he realised who it was?

    hollanovtruther: not fighting his man? i know that’s right🙂‍↕️

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?

    A lot... He hopes.

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    16 Feb 2026

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  12. Public Bookmark 91

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    Gagnon barrels toward him, and Shane slaps the puck, but his fucking stick breaks, sending the lower half flying, the puck sliding towards Gagnon instead.

    “Fuck!” Shane curses and he and Ilya adjust, skating backward and keeping an eye on the puck. Ilya suddenly appears right next to Shane, tapping his arm with his stick.

    “Here, baby, take mine.”

    He takes the offered stick, eyes still on the puck as it’s passed to Comeau.

    “What are you gonna–“ He calls out to Ilya, who immediately skates away with a shrug.

    “I’ll just take JJ’s.”

    “What?! Ilya, NO!”

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    Ilya Rozanov is just a menace to society, but at least he’s Shane Hollander’s menace.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    In retrospect, proposing a game to the entire Centaurs team that was going to end with public documentation of Shane's undying love for his husband was maybe not the most professional thing Harris had ever done -- but Dykstra had an idea, and who was Harris to tell him no!

    IE: The Centaurs try to slip in words or phrases unrelated to hockey into their post-game pressers, chaos and love ensues. A cute little quick fic bc I can't get this out of my head!

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    16 Feb 2026

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  14. Public Bookmark 34

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    YOUTUBE: 

    OTTAWA SENS OLYMPIAN Q&A

    POSTED FEBRUARY 4, 2026

     

    HARRIS  [speaking behind the camera]: What’s up, Sens fans?  I know that you’re all not loving that there won’t be any NHL games for the next month. To make it up to you, we’re having a Q & A session with our NINE Ottawa Senators who will be representing their countries at the 2026 Milan-Cortina Olympic Games! We’re super proud to be the second highest represented team in the entire NHL at the games. Alright, let’s get all of your names, and which country you’ll be representing. 

     

    OR: A Q&A with Ilya, Shane, and the other Ottawa players going to the 2026 Olympics!!

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    16 Feb 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]

    Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!

    Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview? 

    Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.

    Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.

     

     

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Hayden is pretty sure Shane won't mind if he drunkenly sneaks into his apartment at 2 am to crash on his couch.

    But when the voice that wakes him up at 7 am the next morning belongs to Ilya Rozanov... He realizes that maybe he didn't think this one through.

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    Hayden finds out.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    So that’s how Hayden found himself in Shane’s hospital room with Rozanov, JJ, and Shane’s parents, Yuna and David. Shane seemed to have managed to fall asleep despite all of the commotion, his eyes shut like he hadn’t a care in the world, like he didn’t have a concussion and broken collarbone and his archrival wasn’t currently in the room with him. Hayden was thankful for whatever painkillers they had him on to allow him to sleep so soundly.

    Rozanov was glancing between the four of them, the doorway, and the single window in the room, his body language guarded. Maybe he was trying to figure out if he could jump out the window and survive a fall from the fourth floor, since they were actively blocking his only other exit out of the room.

    “So, you are going to tell us, yes?” JJ said through gritted teeth. “What you were doing with Hollander.”

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    Yet another fic where Shane high on painkillers terrorizes his loved ones, especially Ilya Rozanov. But even while high, he does pose an important question: is there any reason to hate Ilya, the person, as opposed to Rozanov, the hockey player? Does anyone other than him even know Ilya well enough to really hate him?

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Hayden had known Shane was gay for a while now.

    He didn’t want his best friend to live in a world where it felt dangerous to be his true self. He didn’t want anyone to have to live that way. So lately he had been extra sensitive to the homophobia that was rampant in the NHL. He started calling out his teammates who made homophobic comments. He had already gotten in several fights on the ice over the issue. After being so passive on the issue for so long, he wasn’t holding back any longer.

    So he certainly didn’t hold back when he heard Shane’s rival, Ilya fucking Rozanov, being homophobic toward Shane.

    OR: Hayden is just trying to be a good ally. He accidentally commits a hate crime instead. Oops.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    "What do you think they're arguing about?" - Jackie asks Shane who diverts his gaze from the baby monitor to Ilya and Hayden and lets out a sigh.

    "Beats me. Yesterday they fought about the colour of onesies. Jackie, last night I had to listen to Ilya for 45 minutes straight how diabolical Hayden's choice in colour is." - he rolls his eyes leaning back on the chair and Jackie snorts taking a sip out from her coctail.

    "Hayden did the same thing. He asked me to ask you if Ilya is colour blind because he obviously can't see the difference in the colours."

    "They are so deep into it." - Shane sighs again.

    "But hey, at least they are getting along."

    "Or my husband is trying to flirt with your husband. Either way as long as they don't include us in the middle I think we'll be fine."

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    Or: Ottawa Centaurs host a charity game. At the end of the night audience throws stuffed animals on the ice and players jump into it. Soft, fluffy, semi crack, family feels, Shane playing for the Centaurs and Hayden realizing why Shane loves Ilya so much 💕

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Shane has been an Ottawa Centaur for a month and is fitting in with the team. But now he has to face the Montreal Voyageurs for the first time since leaving. At least it is a home game. What could go wrong?

    Ilya has made it clear to the Centaurs how this game is going to go. Win the game, watch Shane’s back and send Montreal home crying. But Ilya is faced with watching his worst nightmare from 2017 happen again in front of his eyes. Shane gets hit. Bad.

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    13 Feb 2026

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