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    "Not because he is gay," Ilya says as if to a child. "Because Scott Hunter is seven million years old. It's not right. He should not be with someone so young."

    Shane throws him a tiny, perfect smirk. "When Scott Hunter was his age, he wasn't even born."

    "Exactly! You get it, Hollander," Ilya says, using the excuse to throw an arm around Shane's shoulders. "We must stage intervention. Cannot let nice young man be cradle-snatched."

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    19 Feb 2026

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    After inadvertantly bearing witness to a dick pic from "Lily", Hayden goes so hard as an ally that he circles right back around to homophobia.

    Now that Hayden Pike — pure of heart, dumb of ass — has that missing piece, everything makes sense. Of course Shane's cagey about his trans girlfriend. Hayden is so stupid.

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    19 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    “It needs to be airtight,” said Shane, folding his laptop and laying it on the bedside table. “It can’t  be—we can’t just put out a statement, ‘Oh, we’re friends now.’ We need to be seen together. In public. Becoming friends.” He took off his glasses, set them on the laptop.

    “Yes, I know,” said Ilya. “We decided. I will approach you.”

     

    (Set at some point post-Season 1. Shane and Ilya need to establish the start of their "friendship" in the public eye. Naturally, this becomes seeing how hard they can covertly flirt with each other. Naturally, that becomes sexual roleplaying as a version of themselves that didn't have an almost decade-long situationship.)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    It was almost dawn by the time Shane and Ilya got home from the Centaurs' post-win party.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Language was mistake.

    Honeybees communicate by dancing. Works for them, lets them figure out where good flowers are. Ants do it with smells, little chemical trails on the ground to get back to food source. There’s a monkey that screams different for leopards than eagles – different sound for different predator.

    People, though. People have too many words, too many languages, and Ilya is very, very tired.

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    19 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 26

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    "Hi," Ilya murmurs back. He waits until Shane returns to his conversation, until he's in the middle of telling Yuna something about some email he'd gotten from some new company that wants him to endorse them, before he pulls the lid of the Sharpie off with his teeth. The sound it makes is soft, just a tiny snick, but Shane hears it anyway. What are you doing? he mouths, widening his eyes. But Ilya just brings the Sharpie to his shoulder, the same place his lips had just touched, and draws a heart. Shane's lips twitch into a reluctant smile and he puts his free hand out, wiggling his fingers. Delighted, Ilya places the open Sharpie in his palm and watches as he curls his hand around it.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    It’s not Ilya’s fault that Pork gets out.

    Okay, well, maybe a little bit. But it is almost equally Shane’s fault.

    The facts are thus: Ilya’s home nursing an injury, and Shane’s on a roadie, and maybe he and Shane have managed to get a little codependent after just one season playing together.

    And so, while Ilya was making lunch, he got distracted by his very pretty husband facetiming him from the hotel shower. And perhaps the water evaporated and the noodles caught fire a bit.

    And in the chaos of smoke and fire extinguishers and flinging open every window and door in the house – Well. Pork’s always been a bit of an escape artist.

     

    Or: Shane’s horrible hairless cat gets out and Ilya has to hunt down his least favourite child.

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    18 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 72

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    Ilya comes back from his brother's funeral, and spends a day with Shane.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up

    St-Simon: the last one was so bad

    St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT

    St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together

    Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.

    Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.

    Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up

    Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination

    St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head

    [Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]

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    18 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 91

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    Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Horton’s responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Shane agrees to do a photo shoot with a friend of Fabian's about the marks hockey leaves. The results surprise him.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    "Rozanov has some sort of black market condom exchange going on over at the hotel Canada is staying in."

    That doesn't surprise him even a little, except - "There's like four boxes in here," he says, incredulous, when he grabs the tote from Benny. Benny sighs again.

    "I had to promise them Canada gets first crack at the saws whenever they meet up with us."

    "That's a hefty price."

    "Hollander tried to negotiate some light equipment tampering and had to be talked down."

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    The Olympic Village runs out of condoms on day three. Luckily for Olympians, Shane Hollander took note of exactly how often this has happened previously.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “What are we talking about?” J.J. asks, and this could really go one of two ways. Either Holly shuts the conversation down pronto because it’s not respectful and he’s a hardass, or J.J. will actually be able to answer Willy’s question.

    “Um, just, my girlfriend wants to try anal?” Willy says nervously. “And I was wondering if anyone had advice.”

     

    or: Shane gives impromptu sex education.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    "Fucking moron." Cliff mutters. "Who doesn't like eating pussy? Well. I mean." He darts a glance out of the corner of his eye.
    Rozanov chuckles into the mouth of his beer. "Marley, you know how much pussy I've eaten?"
    "I just meant--I wasn't trying to be insensitive. I know Hollander's gay."
    "Mm. True, Shane would cry." He tilts his beer into his mouth then, so Cliff almost doesn't hear him say, "Different for him with cock, though."
    Cliff laughs. "You're a fuckin' dog, Rozy."
    "Whaaat? I'm just saying, my husband? Fucking lo-o-ves to suck cock. Loves it."

    Cliff is just trying to be a good friend. He's not realizing anything about himself at all.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Shane slides onto the bar stool next to him. Elbow-to-elbow. In public, in the light of day, in front of everyone else in the bar. He doesn’t even hesitate. Ilya hadn’t thought Shane would be that brave.

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    Shane settles into himself. Ilya spirals.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Four times their friends miss what’s right in front of them. One time the people who matter celebrate it.

    Featuring: a maple bacon donut, a phone call about superheroes, a Russian pet name, men's deodorant, and a photo album.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Ilya right clicks on a tactical table he’s half-filled in for the new Finnish Junior recruit - its margins filled with sprawling commentary on his strengths and weaknesses on the ice - and pastes a copy into the page he’s titled Hollander, Shane.

    He deletes all of the previous information from the table. He won’t be needing any of that. Ilya stares at the screen again, his face flushing slightly, feeling unexpectedly giddy.

    Weaknesses: Canadian; looks like he calls his mother after sex
    Strengths: very hot. please remove clothes

    A digital vignette of some moments throughout Shane and Ilya's situationship, told through Ilya's clunky 2007 Sony Vaio laptop.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    lily @shanehollanderstop
    went to loserville city in the united states of floptropica and they said you’re the president @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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    Ilya refuses to deactivate his stan account

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Stick to your guns, Ilya thinks. Sex. With Hollander. That’s simple. Straightforward.

    Except nothing about this night has been straightforward. The more time he spends with Hollander, the more he wants him - and not just the sex. He wants it all: the reading glasses, earnest ramblings, moral compulsions. The sweetness Hollander tries to hide. The way he holds back from almost everyone, even from himself, but never from Ilya.

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    or: After Vegas, Ilya knows he should end it with Hollander. He likes trouble, yes. Doesn’t mean he likes feeling scraped raw by wanting impossible things. Then they are marooned together for a very long, very strange night during which Ilya begins to suspect – shakily, reluctantly – that they might be… something.

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    17 Feb 2026

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    He talks to his teammates, to the media, to his captain, and it’s still not enough to get his mind off of Shane Hollander’s beautiful freckles, his whimpering when he’s close to coming, or the fact that Ilya’s going to fuck his ass at some point. Soon.

    He might die before that. Or get some sort of embarrassing sex injury, which has never been a concern before, but Ilya’s half-convinced that his dick might actually chafe.

     

    Or: Before the first episode two hookup, Ilya has some thoughts about fucking Shane Hollander.

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    17 Feb 2026

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