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    Swanwick gave Bruce a level, unamused look. "Mr. Wayne," he said. "Please tell me you know why you're here."

    Bruce shrugged. "Won the lottery, and first-place prize is the government marries me off to an alien."

    (Or: in a universe where Krypton took an extra thirty-odd years to implode, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an adult, in advance of the ship containing the only other surviving Kryptonians; and a quirk of Kryptonian law means negotiating refuge, potential resettlement, and an alliance with the Kryptonians in general is dependent on marriage between a Kryptonian and a human. Bruce did what it took to make sure that that human would be him, instead of some poor unprepared civilian—but his efforts to learn more about the aliens, what they want and why they're here, and how, if necessary, to kill them ... don't go the way he's expecting them to.)

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    16 Aug 2025

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    Company employee Iris finds herself in a few predicaments. One, she's never going to get a shot at a promotion if her crewmates keep dropping like flies around her. Two, the Company doesn't offer promotions.

    Three, she's being stalked through dark hallways in a facility on 21-Offense, and her good luck is about to run out.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Shmi Skywalker is taken by the Tuskens. The story doesn't go as it does in the movie.


    The two suns were almost overhead, bearing down on them like a hammer straightening out a dented durasteel plate. Humans didn't stay out at this time of the day unless they really couldn't help it. The Tatoo star twins could kill you.

     

     

     

    They might kill me, Shmi thought.

     

    The bantha swayed on.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    The winter before Denki’s first semester at Yuuei, he almost kills the interdimensional ninja who accidentally teleports into his recyclable bin. In his defense, Denki hadn’t been expecting an entire human being to jump out of his garbage so early in the morning! It was only natural that he let off enough voltage to kill a small pod of whales. Self defense, of course.

    Everything becomes less terrifying and more cool when said interdimensional ninja uses an electrified version of Detroit Smash to save him from the plant alien who also happened to fall out of another dimension and into his trashcan. From there, it's just common sense what happens next.

    "Dude, you gotta show me how you did that."

    AKA: Denki annoys a ninja from another dimension to be his teacher in all things cool and ninja. Kakashi’s expansive experience with kids consists of watching a jinchuriki from an ANBU approved distance away and teaching a genetically engineered tree boy how to overthrow a corrupt government official and his trafficking ring. So 100% sensei material. Denki regrets everything.

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    17 Sep 2024

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    High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel. 

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    The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.

    This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.

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    16 Sep 2024

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    Satoru stares in disbelief. He finally gets his first look at the infamous King of Curses reborn and—

    It can’t be.

    This can’t be Sukuna.

    There’s no way Sukuna, the vicious and fearsome King of Curses… is this adorable pink-haired idol waifu.

     

    (He’s going to brain himself on a street lamp just for thinking this later, but holy hell he’s fucking cute.)

    girl!Yuuji AU where idol-Yuuji eats Sukuna's finger and has to deal with being an idol and the vessel of the King of Curses.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    In Dol Guldur, a garden grows.

    AKA the Potato Orcs story.

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    24 Aug 2024

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    "The obsession prodded again, pushing at him, but Light didn’t let it near his mouth. He shoved it down, hard, until it thundered down the cellar stairs of his mind palace. Sulking below all his appropriate thoughts was the insistent wanting that made him avoid L’s gaze – the desire to sit in L’s lap."

    (Light has a fantasy of sitting in L's lap, and he's got a plan to make that a reality.)

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    09 Aug 2024

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    It’s like Reigen’s been waiting for the question. He stops dead on the pavement, grips Mob by the shoulders, and stares down into his eyes with an expression as haunted as though every ghost the pair of them has ever exorcised has taken up residence behind it. “Mob,” he says. “Mob,” he says again. “Tell me, Mob. Look at me and tell me. Tell me truthfully. Do I look cursed to you?”

    Mob looks at him, and tells him truthfully. “No.”

    “Well, you didn’t look very long,” says Reigen. “Let’s just stand here for a moment, like so, and you can have another look, a nice long look, and really think about it...”

    (There's nothing strange about being called back to exorcise the same haunted photocopier six days in a row. It must just be a very haunted photocopier.)

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    24 Apr 2024

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    Regulus went into the cave in the hopes of defeating a dark lord. He expected to die. He doesn't, but he comes out...different. He's a Black through and through, so it's inevitable that he goes mad too.

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    19 Mar 2024

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    Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith.

    Ch 1: Death, yet the Force (meeting Anakin)
    Ch 2: Chaos, yet Harmony (teaching Anakin)
    Ch 3: Passion, yet Serenity (teaching a teenaged Anakin, good grief)
    Ch 4: Ignorance, yet Knowledge (Anakin is a Knight now, why is he still Obi-Wan’s problem?)
    Ch 5: Heresy, yet Orthodoxy (actual plot? Ie, Clones and Sith)
    Ch 6: Emotion, yet Peace (epilog)

    Ch 7: extras / deleted scenes

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    15 Dec 2023

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    “Why’d you set a tree on fire, then?”

    Deidara proceeds to wave his arms and scream about art. Tsunade decides she’s figured out why he’s following her: he is simply insane.

    [For the tumblr anon prompt: “one of those fics where deidara is related to another character on the basis of them both being blond, but it's tsunade”]

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    19 Nov 2023

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    A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.

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    03 Nov 2023

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    “Are you single?” Gaara asks. He’s not sure how he’s meant to do this.

    “Oh, I see,” the man says after a pause. “I’ve read about this. You’re asking me out, and I should answer based on my interest rather than my actual relationship status.”

    Good, he’s making this easy, Gaara thinks.

    OR: Gaara asks Sai out.

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    30 Sep 2023

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    Pros? Well... he's not dead.
    Cons? Looking up at worried, amaranthine purple eyes and short horns, feeling the heavy weight of a- something- idly moving behind his back... he decided to go back to sleep. If he absolutely had to be Shukaku, the most idiotically tragic tanuki to ever walk the face of the earth, then he could at least do it after a good night's rest.

    Shukaku/Ichibi SI

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    28 Sep 2023

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    Did Mr. Gladly hate her? A half-semester group project with Sophia and Madison, and they had to write fifteen pages on Lustrum? “Radical feminist who castrated men” didn’t quite cut it.

    But as Taylor, Sophia, and Madison investigate, they begin to wonder if Lustrum was really a villain at all… and someone doesn’t want them to ever learn the truth.

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    13 May 2023

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    “Hello,” says the preposterously good looking version of Tim. “Is Tim here?” 

    “Oh-- no, I’m sorry. He went out to do some fieldwork. He should be back in… I don’t know, it could be a while, actually. I could call him?” Martin belatedly stands up. It feels weird, having a conversation with someone while seated several feet away from them. He approaches him. 

    “No, that’s alright,” says the man who is even prettier close up. It’s awful. “I’ll just see him at his flat, then. Thought I could catch him for a brief chat at work while I was in the neighborhood.” 

    “I could tell him you stopped by?” he suggests. “What’s your name?” 

    “Danny,” the man says. “I’m his little brother.” 

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    05 May 2023

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    “I didn’t mean to do that,” Ochako says. “I swear, oh fuck, fuck, I didn’t mean to do that—I’m sorry, I’m sorry—”
    “Calm down,” Izuku says.

    An unfortunate accident happens in the final weeks before they graduate UA. Fortunately, good friends are not that hard to come by if you are in the notorious class A. And you know what they say about good friends and dead bodies.

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    02 May 2023

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    Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies...meh. That’s life.

    But when he gets transmigrated into the body of a young cultivator of the prestigious Golden Sun sect, full of possibilities...no thanks! He has no effort/energy to work hard on cultivation! He just wants to be a salted fish!

    ...it turns out sleeping = meditation and absently watching beautiful scenery = meditation.

    And meditation = cultivation...

    This is not the Dao of Indifference. This is the Dao of the Salted Fish!! With calm emotions, Wen Zhihao accidentally cultivates strongly!

    ...but he’s still a salted fish, bah. Don't make him fight!

    Feat: slow build / slice of life~

    Note that most of the story is rated T, except for chapter 114, chapter 116, and chapter 120.

     

    Thai | Brazilian Portuguese | French | Spanish

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    09 Mar 2023

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    In Japan, a brilliant yet bored student named Light Yagami finds a notebook which can turn anyone into a particular animal, with the default being doves, as long as the user knows both the target's name and face. After verifying the notebook works, Light begins to consider the possibilities of the notebook's abilities and sets out to create a utopian world without crime, which becomes extremely easy when his dove ability leads to him being mistaken for the Kami known as Hachiman.

    Now, what self-respecting super genius detective would pass up the chance to engage in a battle of wits with a supposed God? Naturally, L takes this case. He doesn't know what exactly is going to happen once he catches Hachiman since turning people into doves isn't technically a crime, so his desire to find Hachiman is mostly out of curiosity and an urge to satisfy his own boredom and lack of interesting cases.

    Eventually, accidental God and renown detective come face to face, initiating a chain reaction of a high stakes metaphorical chess game, a little romance, a curse, a lot of doves, and a neurotic house cat.

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    08 Dec 2022

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