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If You Want A Job Done Right, Do It Yourself by Punk_Out
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2025
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Historically, when Alastor's libido decided to become unruly enough to make itself a problem, Alastor has used his shadow to find a suitable partner and take care of their problem while Alastor himself conducts business. It's a typically pain free process, quick and easy, over before anyone finishes because, historically, Alastor has no patience for graceless humping.
This time, the damned thing has decided to pursue the biggest prey around, and the King of Hell proves to be one more exception to Alastor's rules.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Play
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There’s no stronger force than Randy Marsh’s fatherly self-wanking, not even his family’s disapproval or his son’s furious humiliation.
OR: a study in what Not to do when you come home to hear your child having very energetic intercourse with an unknown individual.
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A series of unconnected ficlets based off of a series of prompts.
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Summer Plights, Summers Delights by Punk_Out
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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Hank paused on the edge of the wood, leaning comfortably against a tree to observe his fellows play and roughhouse without censor. Angel flitted effortlessly above the water, wings shimmering in the heat, dodging the mighty waves Raven was generating. On the dock, Alex and Sean were grappling, trying to overturn the other and tip him into the chill embrace of the water. It was clear to Hank that Alex was restraining himself mightily, barely budging even as Sean turned red from exertion and frustration. Hank chuffed softly, affection and amusement warring for dominance in his chest.
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The one where Kakashi is an awkward turtle and Iruka enjoys making his life difficult.
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- Part 2 of We're going to Hell in a handbasket
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“Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!”
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Okay, Maybe I'll Care. But Just a Little. by X_Gon_Give_It for StripestheBoar
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Feb 2026
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Apparently, no ones seen Alastor's skulking around for a while and Charlie is getting worried. So, of course Lucifer is going to be the best father in all of Hell and go check on the asshole.
He is not expecting what he finds and he is trying very hard not to care, thank you very much!
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.
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long story short by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami) for BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2026
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As much as Alastor had tried to forget that unpleasant summer, Lucifer would still come to mind over the years — a pitiful boy who wouldn't know a good thing if it was neatly placed right in front of him.
There's no trace of that boy now.
In his place is a man with cornsilk hair who wears his age like a vintage wine.
Who cannot, for a moment, take his eyes off Alastor.
A king whose eyes crinkle at the corners when he graces Alastor with the most bewitching smile.