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Interpreting Clouds by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for Zuckerbaby_1
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Apr 2025
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It's been two weeks and things at the inn are going pretty good. Yeah, it needs a lot of repairs and, yeah, there are too many fucking bugs but, ultimately, things are good. They are together. Nobody's going anywhere. They kiss every morning, they work on the inn together all day and they fuck whenever they want.
Or do they?
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Ed and Stede have a chat about how to tell if your lover is down to fuck.Bookmarked by PerpendicularPotato
08 Feb 2026
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He turns into the kitchen, prepared to drop to his knees right there, when he sees his husband.
Stede’s wearing tight black slacks and a white button-up shirt with the top buttons undone, just enough to show the slightest glimpse of his chest. He can hear the music playing off of Stede’s phone more clearly now, a song he vaguely recognizes from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.
Yeah. Ed's definitely fucked.
or: stede decides to take advantage of ed's little crush on patrick swayze in dirty dancing
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- Part 2 of and i owe it all to you
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05 Oct 2025
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Stede is launching a new ethical porn website when his boyfriend and partner drops out. Enter Ed Teach, the most attractive person he's ever seen, offering to step in as his partner. How can he avoid wanting something more than just a screen sex partner?
Ed Teach thinks it's a great idea at first to offer to do porn with the hottest guy he's ever seen. They quickly fall into a friends with benefits sort of arrangement, but Ed realizes to his dismay that his feelings for Stede are growing. It’s too weird to ask him out now, though, right?
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A pining while fucking AU using some of the OFMD Kinktober prompts
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01 Oct 2025
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"And by the Revenge you mean..?"
"The ship. What if the ship could fuck me?"
Kinktober 2025, Day 1: Sex Machine / Cockwarming / Anal Beads
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01 Oct 2025
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Escape From Alpha Manor by luftnarp-writing (secretsofluftnarp), secretsofluftnarp
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Mar 2023
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Ed (still very much the pirate Blackbeard) gets captured during an Omega Hunt, and decides to cause problems on purpose.
Inspired by the drabble "Alpha Hunt" by Tipsy_Kitty
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27 Sep 2025
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Edward looks up at Izzy from where he’s sitting. There’s a trace of that shrewd, icy intelligence in his eyes, even though they keep flicking up and down Izzy’s body, making him self-conscious. “You’re meant to be trustworthy. Are you trustworthy, Izzy?”
“No. Fuck no, if I’m meant to agree to what you’re asking me,” Izzy says. “But I’ll do it."
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Freshly presented omega Edward Teach needs help with his first heat.
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27 Sep 2025
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Edward Teach has always loved sucking cock, sorta his whole damn thing, so when he gets a marketing research offer to try out flavored condoms he's all in. Only downside? His boyfriend doesn't agree and breaks up with him, thankfully they're willing to offer him a test subject. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 13 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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20 Sep 2025
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Stede fulfills another one of Ed’s fantasies. Cock warming ensues.
Can be read as a stand-alone one shot but does technically exist in the time travel universe.
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- Part 2 of And on the Strangest Sea
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20 Sep 2025
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Officer Shaw invites Officer Hornberry, newly returned to London, over for dinner. He's hoping to hear all the thrilling details of Hornberry's time held captive by pirates. Hornberry's hoping to try out some things he learned about aboard the Revenge.
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- Part 1 of In Service to the Crown
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13 Sep 2025
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Weak. Grim. Flaccid. Life in the little fishing boat was killing Plant. Unable to get the nutrients he needed - fresh water, rich dirt, and more.
Luckily, the Revenge has everything a Plant (well, a Plant that feeds off of sexual energy) could ever want. But what he really needs to grow big and strong - lush - is a sporegasm. Desperately.
Unfortunately, he's being horribly edged by two oblivious pirate captains.
Or - something is blossoming between Ed and Stede (they say they're buds but they seem awfully frond of each other!). Can a sentient sex plant with definitely innocent intentions help it erupt in full bloom?
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04 Sep 2025
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Heaven is here if you want it by littlefingies for oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Sep 2025
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Stede clears his throat. "So - the ropes. Um - could you teach me how?"
Jim hums a bit. "Yeah. But when you're tying someone up for fun, it's different than tying up some Navy fuck. It's easy to accidentally hurt someone, or like, make their fingers turn black."
Stede wrinkles his nose. "Uck."
Jim laughs. "Yeah, I've heard some wild stories. So yes, I could teach you. But I would need to show you."
"Like a demonstration? On me?"
"Not on you, you need to be able to see. Probably need to take notes even, make sketches. I'd have to show you on Ed."
Or, Jim teaches Stede how to properly tie up Ed. And then they fuck about it.
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29 Aug 2025
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Ed and Stede have a fantasy they want to fulfil, but just haven't found the time yet. Ed is getting bored of waiting for the 'perfect moment' so he decides to create it himself.
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Ed wants to get fucked in public while wearing a skirt, that's it, that's the fic
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08 Aug 2025
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04 Aug 2025
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Many months ago, Jeffrey (Fettering!) had the best day of his life: an anonymous hookup in a barn with a handsome musician! That same man appears on his doorstep one day, bearing flowers and an apology. They fuck about it! :D
Jeffrey kisses the back of his neck. “Okay, Frenchie. Go.”
Written for Jeffrey! Fettering! Weekend! 💜🧡💗🐴
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- Part 2 of Frenchie and Jeffrey! Fettering!
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28 Jul 2025
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double the fun (triple the time for love) by summerlinenss
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Oct 2024
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Ed is puzzled at the sight in front of him. Not in a bad way, just… huh.
Well, that’s not a little surprise at all.
“Stede, that’s a dildo.”
“Spot on!”
Ed picks up the toy to examine it closer. It’s a pretty, vibrant shade of purple, almost neon. Big. Thick. The silicone head naturally curving in a way that looks weirdly familiar…
“Wait, is this your dick?”
written for day four of kinktober: double penetration | daddy kink | "aren't you greedy?"
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- Part 2 of kinktober 2024
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24 Jul 2025
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in your hands, the world beats sweetly by daydreamcrash for ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“We need to go in five, okay?” he says, with just a little…tap-tap. His hand, Ed’s ass. Totally innocent. Absent-minded, even. Supes caszh.
Ed’s vision tunnels.
(or: Ed will do anything in his power to get spanked by Stede. Except ask for it. He's not doing that.)
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17 Jul 2025
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Ed jerks his head in the direction of the couch in the nearby waiting nook, and prepares himself for impending disaster.
The impending disaster follows. Eagerly.
“I’ve organized everything chronologically,” he says, setting the overstuffed briefcase down and thumbing through some of the piles. “But I can, of course, rearrange the presentation order based on your personal preferences! Alphabetically? Most-to-least amusing? Oh! Or a mystery draw - just pick a random folder without looking! That could be fun, couldn’t it?”
Somewhere, deep in Ed’s soul, a very tiny, very tired voice goes: there is something deeply wrong with you as a man, Ed. You’re into this. Don’t even try to fucking deny it.
(Or: Stede Bonnet is getting his first tattoo. Maybe. If Ed is able to rifle through Stede's entire briefcase of ideas and pro/con lists and flow charts and excel spreadsheets, and figure out what he actually wants. Which might take some time. A Reverse Big Bang 2025 fic with art by bbyteach!)
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16 Jul 2025
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Stede reaches out towards Ed then, and gives him a squish. And from the way Ed's new form moves under his hand, all the puzzle pieces click into place and he realises what has impossibly, inexplicably, happened.
He is the cylinder cat.
That Scottish man is a fucking witch or something, and has moved Ed from his body into the cylinder cat. Fuck.
Ed's mind has been transferred into a cylinder cat plush and he learns that he's worthy of unconditional, reckless love in the process.
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10 Jul 2025
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“You’re buying those jeans, right?”
Stede’s lips make a shy little almost-smile. “I’m… considering it. Do you think they look all right?”
Fuck it, Ed decides. Time to go for broke. “Look, mate, what I think is that anyone who sees you in those jeans is immediately gonna start wondering how fast they can get you out of ’em.”Bookmarked by PerpendicularPotato
07 Jul 2025
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Ed and Stede try to behave themselves at Lucius and Pete's wedding, honestly. Ed's practically being a fucking saint. But if they have to excuse themselves a bit early so they can go fuck because the thought that it's almost their turn to get married is just a bit too enticing...well, like, Ed never said he was actually a saint.
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01 Jul 2025