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finding out Mary shot Sherlock goes different and he discovers something Sherlock missed.
Chapter 2 - At a press interview Sherlock explains how much he values John.
Chapter 3 - A bit of domestic fluff as they make dinner together.
Chapter 4 - John comes up with an idea to help Sherlock’s public image.
Chapter 5 - John realizes that Sherlock doesn’t receive enough positive feedback or kindness, and decides to change that.
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HP fanfic one-shots/plot bunnies/unfinished stories.
Chapter 1 - A visitor shows up at the Dursleys that Harry can’t figure out (probably because it’s Voldemort in disguise).
Chapter 2 - What if Harry had met Blaise at the train station instead of the Weasleys?
Chapter 3 - Right after Sirius dies Voldemort makes Harry an offer.
Chapter 4 - Harry finds himself de-aged, sent back in time, and stuck in an orphanage with a young Tom Riddle.
Chapter 5 - Harry finds himself captured and imprisoned at Malfoy Manor. - 4K
Chapter 6 - Summer after 2nd year Harry makes some different decisions and meets a friendly stray dog. -5k
Chapter 7 - In fourth year Harry gets resorted.
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When Merlin's Mother comes to Camelot to ask for help for their village, the last thing he expects to see is the king hugging her and proclaiming her his sister. Merlin soon learns being royalty isn't as easy as it seems, add that to a greater destiny to achieve, and he soon finds himself out of his depth. It's a good thing Arthur is there to help him through it.
I believe the story is wrapped up nicely but it is left open-ended. If it inspires you please feel free to adopt it.
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Posting my random unfinished fanfic stories. Should I post fics from different fandoms all into one work or separate by fandoms?
Bilbo deals with the aftermath of the battle of the five armies.
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Tsuna gets another chance.
(The summary will be expanded on after more chapters are posted so I don't spoil anything.)
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If I Must Starve (Let it be in Your Arms) by Igneum807
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Apr 2020
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The witchers of Kaer Morhen have never been comfortable with gentle touches. It just isn't who they are. But when Geralt arrives to spend the winter with his brothers looking more relaxed than any of them have felt in years, all due to the affection of a human bard, Lambert and Eskel grow curious. They wonder what it would be like to be touched or held without fear.
When Lambert runs into Jaskier in a small town in Redania, it's the safest he's felt in years. He and his brothers need touch and kindness more than they're willing to admit, and all Jaskier wants it to help , if only the witchers would let him.
Geralt and Jaskier are together, all the other relationships are platonic with a good helping of touch-starvation on the side.
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- Part 1 of If We Must Starve (Let it be Together)
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03 Jan 2026
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Herding Wolves by Serazimei
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 May 2022
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It‘s early spring and Jaskier is looking to reunite with Geralt again when a white wolf with suspiciously amber eyes blocks his path.
The bard lets himself be dragged through the woods by an obviously cursed Witcher only to get the shock of his life when he is led to two other wolves. One of which is badly injured.Series
- Part 1 of Shepherd of Wolves
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02 Jan 2026
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"My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."
Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."
"Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."
Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.
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- Part 1 of Bring Me Home
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01 Jan 2026
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I'll explain everything to the geese by napricot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Oct 2020
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Bucky is so competent that it hurts my feelings is not a rational complaint to have about a person, and yet, after a year of being Captain America and partnering up with Bucky for the new and improved, post-Blip Avengers, that’s kinda how Sam’s feeling.
It’s not great. It maybe leads to Sam making some rash, ill-advised decisions like claiming he has a previously undisclosed superpower, and then getting caught in a web of lies when he ends up actually developing that surprisingly inconvenient superpower. Talking to birds had seemed like a harmless superpower, but it turns out that birds have a lot of opinions, and they don’t hesitate to tell Sam about them, especially when it comes to his supposedly subpar courting skills. Which is ridiculous, because Sam isn’t courting Bucky. Right?
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- Part 1 of I'll explain everything to the geese
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31 Dec 2025
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A Natural Progression by Starkvenger
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Shazam! (2019), Batman - All Media Types
03 May 2020
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Billy's in a bad place. Consistently on the run from bullies and the like, unable to eat or find a stable place to sleep for more than a week-- Sure, he's Captain Marvel, but he'd never use his powers for his own gain.
Thankfully, Alfred Pennyworth comes to the rescue.
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- Part 1 of Billy Batson & The Batfam
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31 Dec 2025