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The two stories can be read entirely independently and still make sense.
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06 Jun 2024
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John having a good ol' wank, fantasizing about someone.
Bonus points if it's Dave or Karkat.
Bonus points X2 if Dave or Karkat walk in.
Bonus points X3 if he's fantasizing about BOTH and BOTH walk in.Bookmarked by Mom_Friend
06 May 2024
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This whole situation seems like it’s ripped straight out of one of your favorite romance movies. One main character embracing the other in the rain to console them. In this fantasy you can see it ending with the pair passionately sharing a kiss with one another to show their love in the darker arch of the movie. Too bad this isn’t fantasy, though.
The reality is your old high school acquaintance is awkwardly hugging you in light drizzle while the two of you are covered in mud and grass because you’re a shitty little baby who is crying over the fact that Dave wont let you kill yourself. You’ll make sure to add this one to the ever growing collection of “Things that keep me up at night”.
*Under construction lmao
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09 Nov 2023
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“I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”
“I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”
Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”
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06 Nov 2023
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When Rose and Dave join the meteor crew, they find the trolls speak with heavy alien accents, Karkat being the worst offender by far. Karkat's English is indecipherable to the point that he asks Dave to help him improve it, accidentally gaining a shiny new Texan accent in the bargain.
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15 Oct 2023
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Cue up a summer night with a strife between one astonishingly drunk foster father and one teenage boy who can’t keep his mouth shut and the resulting cliché pushes said boy to be as dramatically angst ridden as a fourteen year old girl who no one understands. Includes meeting an online acquaintance with charming buckteeth, copious use of the phrase ‘no homo’, body image issues, shenanigans and feelings. In short, Karl Vantas is reigning over the drama as self-proclaimed monarch for life and John Egbert is not helping the situation.
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- English
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26 Sep 2023
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Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide by sicklekind
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Sep 2015
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A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.
Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.
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25 Sep 2023
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As a recent convert to Davekat, hell fucking Yeah.
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an aspiring novelist with a crippling addiction to gay alien porn by sburbanite for NothingSoDivine
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Feb 2016
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Title translation for Alternian readers:
IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.- Language:
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21 Sep 2023
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"Trust me," Sasha said. "Jon's not the kind of guy you flirt with. Jon's the kind of guy you woo."
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“Do you mind if I sit?”
The man is thin, in an underfed sort of way. He doesn’t look that old, but his hair is streaked with grey, and there are lines of weariness around his eyes. There's something about him that reminds Martha of her late husband.
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While waiting for the nurse to call her into her routine surgical operation, Martha Sims meets a strange, vaguely familiar man. -
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My name is Juno Steel, former private eye turned criminal on the run, and if you ask anyone with eyes or a mouth, they’ll tell you I don’t have a great track record with relationships.
Look, I’m a lot of things, but stupid isn’t one of them.
Well, stupid isn’t usually one of them.
Okay, it’s more like I make reckless decisions that sometimes have stupid outcomes, but the point is I don’t go out of my way to make stupid choices and I’m not a complete idiot. So I know that not all of my exes were…great. In fact most of them weren’t. And that leads me to my problem.
I…may be attracted to abusive people.
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22 Jul 2022
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Sasha remembers being unmade.
Tim remembers being Unknown.
Jon and Martin remember being unwound.
All of them think they're the only one.
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The S1 crew wakes up in the past with memories up till the moment they died.- Language:
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09 Dec 2021
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Now that all of Marinette's and Adrien's classmates know who they are, life has gotten a lot more complicated - and Lila has gotten a lot more vindictive.
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- Part 2 of Watching the Show
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- 5/5
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22 Apr 2021
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Everything one person's soul mate writes on their skin will show up in the same place on the other. Too bad Maka doesn't believe in soul mates, and when strange writing starts appears on her arm, she doesn't want to get involved.
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04 Feb 2021
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Marinette could go on about why she hated Adrien Agreste—from his unfunny pranks to his ineffable attractiveness—ever since he had the audacity that day with the umbrella.
And yet, here she was fake-dating him while in love with a superhero.
(The adrienette enemy x fake-dating au, with fanart)
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27 Jan 2021
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One night, world famous musician Ash Lynx drunk tweets about a cute boy he saw in a magazine and all hell breaks loose.
“Oh my God, just show me!” Eiji yells nervously.
Yut-Lung presses his lips tightly, turning his phone screen for Eiji to see. Eiji tenses when he sees the photos from his photoshoot on Twitter, but it’s nothing compared to the way his body freezes when he notices the person who tweeted them.
Ash Lynx ✓ @ash-lynx
who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs in the morning
[IMAGE] [IMAGE]
73.231 Retweets 101.762 Likes
Eiji stares, and stares, and stares while his brain processes the fact that Ash Lynx, the Ash Lynx –famous musician whose entire discography is on Eiji’s Spotify list— has tweeted about him and called him fine.
A long moment later, Eiji’s mouth falls open and a scream rips from his throat.
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06 Sep 2020
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They still haven't talked about it, any of it, not even to pass the time on the long train ride to Scotland. Instead, Martin fell asleep in the seat next to him, pressed into his side from shoulder to knee, and Jon thought about love confessions and verb tense and how the two fit together when you think you're dying.
or: Good cows, mediocre poetry, and other crucial topics of discussion.
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26 Aug 2020
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14 Aug 2020
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Ibe finds a missing picture from their trip to America, and Eiji revisits the memories from the very last summer they were allowed to be boys.
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Written for the Banana Fish Reverse Big Bang 2020. Collab with @aisha_kami on Twitter.- Language:
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23 Jul 2020
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we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2021
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“archives research & statement envestigation”
Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked
stonked: so how bout it lads
saucy sash: oh god.
A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"Series
- Part 1 of everything is fine!! chatverse
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- English
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22 Jul 2020