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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    18 Feb 2026

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    5 times Ilya Rozanov ruined his Shane Hollander’s “good boy” image & the 1 time he does it himself.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    “I’m putting in a transfer request to Carleton this afternoon.”

    Ilya gets off his bike and wraps his sweaty arms around Shane’s sweaty shoulders, presses their sweaty heads together and holds him tight. “Nooo, Hollander, you cannot leave me. Who will put Barrett and Marly in time out when they fuck up too many shots in a row?”

    “I’m sure Bood will do it. He loves bossing people around.”

    Bood stands up straight and salutes his captains. “I take the title with great honor. Enjoy the Ravens, Hollander—your legacy of being a chaste Victorian debutante will be remembered fondly but not carried on.”

    This snaps that last thread of Shane’s refined patience. “I can pick up girls! I have no problem getting numbers and calling them and talking!”

    Hazy smirks. “Innocent until proven guilty.”

    “I can pick people up,” Shane says again, moving off his bike and out of Ilya’s sweaty embrace. “And I don’t have to do it by concocting schemes or stripping on top of the LAX bros’ coffee table.”

    Or, after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally

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    22 Jan 2026

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
    Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.

    *** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***

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    20 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 65

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    Outside POV. Hayden is in a coma after a hit. He can hear everything - including his very in love best friend.

    Or, an alternative version of how Hayden finds out.

    (this is very fluffy, despite the coma. no warnings apply, except for some swearing and general sappiness)

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    17 Jan 2026

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    "You ARE a pervert."

    "Yes, but I am Shane's pervert. Is different."

    "That's not the defense you think it is."

    "And when we—" Ilya stopped himself, grinned. "Is probably too much information, yes?"

    "WAY too much information."

    Ilya delivers a TED Talk titled "Shane Hollander 101" and Hayden is the unwilling audience.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    When Shane collides with Cliff Marlow during the Montreal vs Boston game in April of 2017, Ilya has to get through the evening not knowing how he's doing. He eventually confides in his roommate Cliff, who subsequently invites himself onto Ilya's trip to the hospital the next morning.

     

    “Ask,” Ilya said flatly, trying not to admit to himself that he probably knew what he was about to be asked.

    “What is your relationship with Shane Hollander?” Marlow asked. 

    He didn’t ask ‘are you and Shane Hollander in a relationship?’. If he asked that, Ilya might have laughed and told him everything. As it was, he considered lying. He was pretty sure that at this point, Marlow would believe whatever Ilya told him. It was apparently clear to Marlow that something was different about Shane and Ilya, so if Ilya told him they were friends and that Shane had been reaching out to him about his father, Marlow would believe him. It technically wasn’t untrue.

    It also wasn’t covering the part where they’d been fucking since they were nineteen years old. 

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s relationship is probably the worst-kept secret in the NHL, and it’s entirely their own fault. 11 years is a long time to keep a secret, and Shane and Ilya are really, really bad at sneaking around.

    Or: A look into Shane and Ilya’s relationship over the years, from all the people who walk in on them, one way or another.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are so excited to have made the playoffs in Shane's first season with the Centaurs until they remember: no sex during the playoffs.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    12 Jan 2026

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    In the Visions from the Future universe.

    Through the eyes of the Hollanov kids and grandkids featuring Shane and Ilya.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    One shots from Shane and Ilya's time on the Centaurs.

    Technically in the Visions from the Future universe but can be read standalone.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.

    “Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.

    "Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.

    Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”

    Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.

    “Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”

    “Is fine.”

    "No, I don't hate him. I love him."

    Cliff's jaw was firmly hanging open, and he didn't think it was going to move anytime today. He felt as if he'd been punched in the stomach, all the air ripped away from his lungs.

    "Am I dreaming?" Cliff muttered to himself.

    Pike let out a strained laugh. "I think someone spiked my coffee this morning."

    (cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Joe Jameson is a good-but-not-great player for the Ottawa Centaurs who has a maybe-kind-of-five-year-plan for telling his teammates his biggest secret.

    Then Ilya Rozanov gets traded to the Centaurs and throws a wrench in Joe’s whole plan.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Amélie's work days are usually boring. Sit at the counter, help people find things, process orders. If she's lucky, she'll get great commission when someone shows up to spend money for money's sake. Her only companions her phone and the near constant presence of Shane Hollander's Rolex campaigns.

    So, boring.

    Until Shane Hollander walks through the door.

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    09 Jan 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 62

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    Ilya: Okay, Sam. I need you to help with something. I want to do commercial shoot.

    Sam: Um - okay, I don’t think that I am -

    Ilya: You are Samantha Pearson, yes? Head assistant to what is his name, Mr. Marketing?

    Sam: Chief of Marketing Operations. Yes, that’s me, but -

    Ilya: Great. So here is what I want you to tell Mr. Chief. Should be commercial with me and Shane Hollander. People love talking about us. It will make CCM a lot of money.

    Sam: So a commercial with both of your teams?

    Ilya: Ne sovsem. No. Just me and Hollander, I think. We can make rivalry - what is word, only thing there?

    Sam: Um, the focus?

    Ilya: Da, focus! And part of focus would be our faces. So lots of close up of our faces. 

    Sam: Like during a face off play?

    Ilya: Da! Exactly. During face off. Because hockey! Molodets!

    Sam: Okay, um. I guess I should be writing this down?

     

    Ilya decides to take matters in his own hands when he realizes he won't see Shane until October, and orchestrates a little commercial shoot with their new sponsor.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Ilya’s dad dies right before the 2017 All-Star Game, so he never learns that Shane and Rose broke up. While he’s in Russia, a threat from his brother makes him ask Svetlana for help and marry her so he can get a US green card—it’s meant to be a discreet, simple thing, but the Boston tabloids get a hold of it and then it’s all over social media. Three months later, Shane Hollander holds a press conference to share two things: he's leaving Montreal to play for the Ottawa Centaurs, and he's gay.

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    43,187

    06 Jan 2026

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