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I Love You (The Way I Know How) by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
24 Jan 2026
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There was a conversation Mike needed to have with the rest of his polycule, and he didn’t know how in the world to bring it up.
(Or, Mike knows that he's aroace and isn't sure how to discuss this with his partners. Until he realizes he doesn't need to explain anything until he's ready. They respect his boundaries either way.)
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- Part 1 of The Ultimate Michael Polycule
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Statement of Martin Spooky by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Jan 2026
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Jonathan Sims wasn’t stupid.
He wasn’t! No matter what Georgie would say about him, with that annoyingly fond roll of her eyes. That’s why he was here, at an abandoned house in the middle of the night. Right.
He just had . . . a hunch. And he really didn’t want to deal with the teasing that would come with the admission that yes, Jonathan Sims, famed paranormal skepticist, had had an encounter someone might even call “spooky.”
(In which Jon is stupid and Martin is a spooky ghost. Happy Halloween!)
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How To Successfully Navigate Your Workplace Crush by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2025
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Once he had closed the door behind him, Martin walked stiffly to his desk. He wasn’t going to get much work done though. Instead, he sat down, and put his face in his hands with a groan.
“Ridiculous,” he muttered to himself, “I’m ridiculous. How in the world am I supposed to work with him when a little ‘thank you’ just about ruins me. . .”
(Thankfully Tim is here to offer his extremely helpful advice on how to navigate his crush)
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Jonathan Sims has green eyes.
They didn't used to be green.
(In which Jon struggles with some of the changes to his body due to becoming The Archivist)
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Lost In The Fog (And Found Again) by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Sep 2025
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One moment, he was holding Jon’s hand, focusing on that small bit of warmth, and the next, he was alone in the swirling fog.
And he was afraid.
“You know, I never thought someone could be scared of their own domain. . . Though you definitely are a unique circumstance. . .” A voice came through the fog, and he looked around sharply, not seeing anyone. Then the figure stepped through the mist and he relaxed.
Martin stood there, his face placid and calm, green eyes steady even as the wind pulsed through his black locks of hair. The thing that pretended to be Martin let out a sigh, giving him a soft smile.
“Hmm. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised you’re here. . . It is . . . good to see you again.”
Recent series
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The Ultimate Michael Polycule by I_defy_categorization
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Jan 2026
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Uh so the Michael Crackship between the Magnus Archives and the Five Nights at Freddy's movie just has refused to leave my brain. Idk how much I'll actually post of this au but it's fun, it's cracky. I hope you have a good time lol.
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Breakdown by Doll-Sized Ficlets (IneffableDoll), IneffableDoll
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2023
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These are my Good Omens fics exploring panic attacks, anxiety, triggers, and trauma processing. Also features lots of comfort. The first two are connected, but otherwise, they can be read in whatever order.
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Bookmarked by I_defy_categorization
02 Feb 2026
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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10 Feb 2026
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My Funny Valentine by theshoparoundthecorner
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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“You’re kind,” Crowley said with another small laugh. Aziraphale looked over at him. His gaze softened. “Y’know, people like that sort of thing. Kind people.”
Aziraphale nodded. Crowley felt something strange stirring in his stomach, and he wondered if perhaps he’d had a little too much to drink. He was beginning to get the urge to do something stupid. To reach forward and take the angel’s hand. To trace the lines of his smile, and the creases of his eyes, and memorize what he looked like in case it was a long while before they saw each other again.
Whoa now, said the only logical part of his brain he had left, maybe it’s time to sober up.
Five times Crowley gave Aziraphale a gift on Valentine's Day, and one time it was the other way around.
Bookmarked by I_defy_categorization
14 Feb 2026
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Gerard has a secret they've never told anybody. But since their mouth sometimes works faster than their brain, they find themselves suddenly caught explaining something.
(Gerard comes out to Gertrude. Don't worry, they've got just the metaphor for that.)
Bookmarked by I_defy_categorization
24 Dec 2025
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For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed by greevianguy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 May 2022
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"Mrrrrow."
Jon jerked out of his reverie and shot a terrified glance around him. In the corner of the courtyard, squeezed between a terracotta pot and a wall, two flashing yellow eyes peered out at him from the darkness.
"Oh," he sighed, deflating with fleeing adrenaline. "You're back."
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Jon saves a stray cat from being trapped at the Institute. It's the least he can do.
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Bookmarked by I_defy_categorization
23 Jan 2026