1 - 20 of 839 Bookmarks by EvilEd

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Thursday's child has far to go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,241
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    409
    Kudos:
    1,936
    Bookmarks:
    1,053
    Hits:
    62,114

    20 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 82

    Tags
    Summary

    Dean had finally gone somewhere Castiel just couldn't follow.

    Armed with a stolen car and a monkey on his back, Cas tries to outrun the inner demons that are hunting him down, and they're faster. But upon meeting a group of people fighting to survive in a new world they don't fully comprehend, he can start to see the extent of humanities perseverance beyond what he's read in books. And on common ground with a man as outside the scope of normality as himself, a man who wears woven wings on his back, he can start to let go of decadence, and stop calling it living.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    385,403
    Chapters:
    35/36
    Comments:
    243
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    10,190

    19 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Cas falls in stages. He likes some of them better than others, these pieces of the life he shares with Dean, where they hunt together and eat together and sleep together and weather the apocalypse together. Of all the things he could choose to do with his newfound free will, this is the thing he wants more than anything. Sometimes, it almost seems like everything is okay, even though the world is ending. Some days, he’s almost happy.

    By the time 2014 rolls around, though, Cas is essentially living two lives: one where he’s drunk or high or both, and another where he’s regrettably neither. It’s almost familiar, the way he's fighting a war on two fronts, but this time one is against the world and the other is just against himself. Doesn’t matter which war you ask about, though. Fact of the matter is, he’s losing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,198
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    7,647

    16 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 65

    Tags
    Summary

    Betelgeuse thinks for a long moment, affecting a dramatically pensive expression. “Listen. I love ya, so I’ll make you a deal,” he offers, hair turning a brighter green as he tries an excitable, innocent grin on for size.

    Lydia isn’t stupid; her husband is innocent in the same way murder is a virtue. “And what’s in it for you?”

    He grins, leaning forward.“Nothing much. Just the next time you say that word,” he says, breath icy cool on her face, “I get one night. Whatever I want.”

    -

    aka the one where lydia has to reintroduce bj to the fam as her husband, adam is the best dad, and bj, well, it’s his turn to get the better end of a deal.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    494
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6,375

    16 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    One day Wade walks entirely on tip toes, like a ballet dancer–what's it called–en pointe?

    “Why're you doing that,” he grunts, watching Wade carry in a load of groceries with fucking barbie feet.

    Wade winks at him. “Rob Liefeld is drawing this issue, be kind. It's all that he knows, Pookie! You’re lucky he drew them at all, and that they’re each on the right leg.”

    Logan pinches the bridge of his nose. If only he wasn't out of whiskey.

    "Besides, you love how it makes my calves look.”

    Logan glances down to watch said legs as Wade turns to deposit the bags on the counter without thinking.

    He pretends he's wrong.

    -----
    They're roommates. They're managing. Then Wade keeps trying to set him up, and something snaps.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    1,219
    Bookmarks:
    267
    Hits:
    10,204

    12 Sep 2024

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    There’s something about the mundane that wrestles with Logan’s mind far more than violence ever has. He’s already proven to himself that he can be a hero. Now it’s time to prove he can once again be someone worthy of trust on a far more personal level.
    ___

    Or, Logan and Wade's bumpy road to domesticity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    550
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    5,306

    08 Sep 2024

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Miles Edgeworth comes home five weeks after Phoenix finishes rebuilding the jury trial system with his own two fucking hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    5,582
    Bookmarks:
    1,487
    Hits:
    50,719

    04 Sep 2024

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Wade and Logan and their variants are being hunted down by a hater from the Void and are thus tasked with hunting the hater back. Weirdly, all of their other variants are dating each other in their respective timelines. Does that seem meaningful to anybody else?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    632
    Bookmarks:
    181
    Hits:
    4,747

    28 Aug 2024

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    73,907
    Works:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    386

    23 Aug 2024

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “How many times have we had this conversation?” Logan asks, rubbing a hand over his eyes.

    Too fucking many, Wade thinks. The table is cool against his skin, and the fork embedded in his hand throbs with a pulsing heat. He thinks he might just stay here for a while, see how the universe kills him like this. Knowing his luck, someone would walk right up and take Logan’s head off, and then he’d have to watch him die, again.

    Wade loves movies that fuck with time – Days of Future Past is genuinely his favourite X-Men film – but God did it fucking suck to live through one.

    -

    The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop, and he's determined to get Logan out of it alive.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    259
    Kudos:
    2,056
    Bookmarks:
    382
    Hits:
    12,449

    20 Aug 2024

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The bad guys have love spells now, apparently. Logan gets nailed. Wade tries not to.

    With great power over your sexiest friend comes great emotional responsibility.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    1,370
    Bookmarks:
    246
    Hits:
    7,254

    17 Aug 2024

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    How they were going to find a single USB stick half the size of Logan’s nutsack he had no fucking idea, but first they had to avoid detection, and that might prove more difficult because Wade was not made for high society.

    He cuts into conversations, eats so many Hors d’Oeuvres Logan thinks he might be sick, actually laughs when he sees a little bowl of caviar with a little spoon to serve with. He slurps the tiny balls off the spoon before putting the spoon back, and Logan’s going to pop a fucking aneurysm.

    -

    “I saw this in a movie once,” Wade whispers, before grabbing the front of Logan’s suit and slamming their mouths together.

    -

    The one where Logan and Wade go undercover as a married couple, and do whatever it takes to avoid detection.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,762
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    1,786
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
    9,760

    14 Aug 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 76

    Tags
    Summary

    Wade arches away and waggles a finger in his face. "Uh-uh, big boy. That'll cost you extra."

    Logan lets his hands fall back to his sides, raising his eyebrows. "Is that so."

    "Honestly, Logan, it's like you've never been to a strip club before."

    (In which two traumatic backstories enter, two slightly more processed traumatic backstories leave, and a bunch of rough shit goes down in the middle.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    511
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    2,456

    13 Aug 2024

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Logan moved into the crackhouse Wade made a crackhome, Wade never expected he would stay as long as he did. Nobody did. Least of all him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,855
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    2,138
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    31,320

    12 Aug 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Well, I’ve been thoroughly wined and dined,” Wade joked, lighthearted on account of the liquor. “You would tell me if this was a date, right? I’m not wearing my nice panties and I’d hate to disappoint if you expected me to put out at the end.”

    Logan took a swig of his beer, maintaining eye contact.

    “And if it was?”

    -

    Or, Wade Wilson realizes he can be loved without having to be great.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,434
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    401
    Kudos:
    4,927
    Bookmarks:
    832
    Hits:
    38,072

    10 Aug 2024

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It's been too long. His brain is full of static, his body tight and miserable.

    Wade is fucking jonesing for another one of their games.

    "Whaddya say, big boy?" he wheedles. "A midnight run through the state park? You grab me and have your filthy way with me and then we get teriyaki? Then maybe you have your filthy way with me again?"

    Logan flashes a smile. "You really know how to woo a guy, don't you, Red?"

    "Helps when the guy has very, very simple needs," Wade teases, and Logan's eyes shine dark even as his teeth still smile.

    (In which Wade Wilson's coping mechanisms are normal and work great, thank you very much.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    1,287
    Bookmarks:
    249
    Hits:
    7,276

    09 Aug 2024

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Come on, Wolfie, let’s not fight!” Wade sings as he evades the first swipe with an absurd dance move. “We’ll go dancing tomorrow night!”

    He retaliates with a kick to Logan’s jaw then both his katanas enter play.

    “Sorry, I know you wanted more of that song, but we don’t have the licensing budget. How about this instead? Stop!”

    “In the name of love–”

    “Before you break my heart–”

    ***

    Or, Logan is thrilled he can finally fight someone without holding back. Wade is horny and touch-starved. Oh, and there's The Problem.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,385
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    1,141
    Bookmarks:
    219
    Hits:
    11,989

    09 Aug 2024

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    At first, Wade is pretty sure it all starts with the bullet- the one Logan had held in his teeth and spit out like it was a prize.
    Or maybe it starts in the Honda Odyssey.
    Or maybe it had started way back with Logan's smile. That first sardonic one when they'd met.
    Or maybe it's the way Logan is always staring at him.
    Or maybe-

     

    "I think you're enjoying this too much."
    "Maybe you're not enjoying it enough."

    It’s more bite than kiss, more claim than caress, but it’s their mouths connecting all the same, and Wade gasps, hoarsely, as blood wells up from his lips and Logan tongues it away like it’s his god-given right. Oh, oh oh, oh- he’s crazy. He’s so crazy. Wade has never wanted anyone so badly in his entire life.

     

    Wade tries to figure out where whatever he has with Logan started. (And he's kind of hoping he never has to see how it ends.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    904
    Bookmarks:
    200
    Hits:
    7,910

    08 Aug 2024

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “It turns out you were targeted by some sort of fucking sex pollen trope. You have to fuck or die.”

    Or: Logan gets hit with sex pollen. Wade is not mad about the situation, he’s mad about Logan’s willingness to die.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    2,537
    Bookmarks:
    300
    Hits:
    18,919

    06 Aug 2024

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Wade can't sleep. Conveniently, neither can Logan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    2,478
    Bookmarks:
    413
    Hits:
    19,721

    05 Aug 2024

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Word count
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation