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Old Ben Kenobi abides by Owen’s wishes and doesn’t teach Luke to use the Force.
But he accidentally ends up teaching other things, starting with Mon Calamari legends, and moving on through the languages, histories, and cardgames of the galaxy. The Jedi, after all, taught so much more than just how to swing a lightsaber, or even their own philosophies.
Luke loves to learn. He soaks up information like a sponge, and makes brilliant deductions, but sometimes those leaps of logic might be… a little bit off. Like when he decides that Ben is obviously Mandalorian.
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In which Vesemir accidentally gets famous on fantasy instagram by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
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When Vesemir takes over managing Kaer Morhen’s PicturePlace account, he’s not expecting… well, he’s not expecting much, but certainly not to be deemed so #relatable by a bunch of people that, Vesemir would like it noted, he has practically nothing in common with.
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- Part 3 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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As Jaskier’s college roommate (And not his boyfriend. Unfortunately. At least not yet.) it really should not be Geralt’s responsibility to drive Jaskier to the hospital for sextoy-related accidents.
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In which there are groupchats and mild chaos by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Sep 2025
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Sometimes Geralt and Jaskier go on TV to teach children about monsters. At other times, they and their friends make fun of each other in various groupchats. Sometimes there's even some Healthy Communication as well.
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- Part 2 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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In which Jaskier and Geralt co-host a children's TV show about monster facts by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Sep 2025
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The children of the continent really needs to learn how to identify monsters, and which strategies should be used for which ones (such as the classics "play dead", "hide", "run really fast" or "scream really loudly"). And clearly, the best way to get children to learn and remember a bunch of monster facts is a TV show with cool witchers and some incredibly ear-wormy songs.
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- Part 1 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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In which Lambert and Aiden read a vampire romance novel live on fantasy Twitch by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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Apparently, the latest novel in the “dangerously fucking inaccurate vampire romance bullshit” genre is supposed to feature witchers. Aiden likes to read - and laugh at - terrible books. Lambert likes to rant about people being stupid. And the internet loves to hate popular things that teen girls enjoy. But at least with this book, there’s some things worthy of the hate-fest.
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In a world where being eaten by monsters is a real concern, vampire romance novels being popular among teenagers takes on a different light.
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- Part 8 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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Foggy never rolls up his sleeves anymore. But that’s okay. Serious lawyers don’t have tattoos, and especially not ones based on silly sci-fi novels. So what if the book inspired him to become a lawyer in the first place? Things, as Foggy is learning the hard way, change.
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In which Gascaden has picked up just enough therapy-talk from the internet to attempt a difficult conversation, but accidentally makes everything worse by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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Lambert has complicated, mostly very negative feelings about trainers. But he’s not the only one who does.
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- Part 5 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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In which the name Frank of Kaer Morhen trends on fantasy twitter by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Apr 2024
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It isn’t that the world is unaware that many more children get sent to the witcher schools for training than there are young witchers who come out of it alive. But it isn’t something most people like to think about, and when they do, they look for someone to blame.
The witcher trainee Frank is twelve years old, and counting the days until the trial of the grasses. When he impulsively writes a letter and asks Geralt to read it on TV, neither of them have any idea what kind of firestorm is about to start.
Soon there are angry protesters outside the gates of Kaer Morhen, holding banners with Frank’s name, raising him up as a symbol. A stain on the honor of all witchers, and anyone who might send a child to them.
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- Part 7 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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In which Lambert and Aiden does the boyfriend tag on fantasy YouTube by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Feb 2024
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It’s late at night and Lambert and Aiden are drunk when they get the brilliant idea to create a channel on VideoVids. And they don’t really have any ideas for what, exactly, they want to film, but they want to do it immediately, so they land on “the boyfriend tag” as a ready-made concept.
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- Part 6 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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In which we learn how and why Geralt agreed to be a children's TV host by Embli for SisterMu
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jan 2024
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Five conversations that tipped the scales for Geralt when it came to the whole “having strangers shove cameras in your face, so you can talk to hundreds if not thousands of people” thing, and one that almost tipped him right back.
A prequel to the story about Geralt and Jaskier co-hosting a children’s educational TV show about monsters.
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- Part 4 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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Julian is quiet child. His mother calls him polite, his father meek, his nanny her little ghost. Quiet, they all say. Quiet, quiet, quiet.
But little by little, he learns to make music. Learns to make noise. That he could, perhaps, grow up to someone quite different.
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It’s Cas’ turn to decide a Summer Activity the batkids should do in the name of Sibling Bonding. What follows is a day at a lake, sandcastle battles and, somehow, Duke getting to fly the batplane.
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- Part 2 of The Summer Bucket List
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Cody is much too professional to call his general a self-sacrificing reckless idiot.
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Alma Madrigal struggles with trying to raise three magically gifted children on her own. Especially when those gifts also lead to pain.
Or, the day begins with eight year old Bruno having a vision of a man’s death, and it goes down-hill from there.
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to absent friends by Embli for Omnomnomnivore
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Dec 2021
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Spock might not have expected to end up in another reality. And he might miss his Jim. But he has built a life for himself, and isn't a bad one.
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What if the Handmaidens were Clones? A Star Wars not!fic by Embli
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
29 Nov 2021
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Naboo choses their queens in a different way. An old, secret way that involves groups of clones sharing the role of Queen. All is well and good until the clone army appears, and the Handmaidens and the people around them has to decide if they are ready give up that long held secret to help the Fett clones.
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When Obi-Wan was in the creche he heard a story about the Force that adults in the Order would probably prefer that the younglings didn’t tell. After becoming an adult, he finds himself thinking about it in relation to himself and Anakin. Because what better way to try to process your fears than through a possibly heretical fairytale?
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Dick gets zapped by a magical ray gun and sent to the past. There he meets another Dick Grayson, one who is sixteen years old and doesn’t have a single sibling yet. Oh, he has no idea what’s coming.
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- Part 2 of The Yesteryear Series
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Duke finds out about a batkid tradition. Every year, they each pick an activity to add to a summer bucket list, and then they do them all together.
He might overthink what he’s going to pick just a bit.
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- Part 1 of The Summer Bucket List