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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    A heartbroken, guilt-ridden, self-loathing Damon Albarn decides to spend a weekend in the privacy of a country house, alone, with a very well-stocked cache of drugs of all imaginable types. Half daredevil, half death wish, he decides to take them all.

    A bit like meditating on the sufferings of Christ in the desert, trying to fight the temptations and tortures of Satan. Only it's Damon Albarn and a life-threatening pile of drugs vs. himself.

    Inspired by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Lost Weekend (the film starring Ray Milland), and Dogs in Space, as well as the lyrics, music, and real-life event inspiration for the Blur albums Blur and 13.

    This is a work of complete fiction.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “No.” Albarn pushes himself forward, blowing smoke to the narrow space between them. He still has that dopey smile on his face and Liam starts wondering if the smack is really that good, if he should try a proper dose to see what’s the deal about. “People might think we shagged.”

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    10 Dec 2025

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    In the midst of capturing a magical creature, Merlin is transported to a world where Camelot is home to thousands of magic-users. King Uther is nowhere to be found, Arthur is a prince again, and Queen Ygraine sits on the throne.

    Merlin plans to get back to his own reality, to his own Camelot. To do that, however, he must have access to information that is inside a shielded castle protected by powerful sorcerers. The only way in is to participate in the Apprentice Exam and be an apprentice to a magic-user included in Camelot's court. Should be easy . . . right?

    Conspiracies are afoot and Merlin just knows that, somehow, he is or will be involved. Just his luck.

    ARC 1 CONCLUDED!

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    06 Jun 2025

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    In which Arthur becomes a famous artist entirely by accident, and everything turns out alright.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    The first time Cassandra speaks to Batman, it's in the language David Cain taught her. The way bodies speak is simple. Cassandra watches Bruce Wayne go, and thinks that people are not.

    She goes back to Barbara. "I want," she says, and stops. She doesn't know the words for what she wants.

    There's a story Cassandra heard once, about a boy made out of wood. He wanted something like this, too.

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    there are a lot of steps in between being a weapon and being a person.
    Cassandra Cain becomes Batgirl. Batgirl becomes Cass Wayne. Cass isn't sure what it means, to be a person, and Batman isn't very good at teaching that. luckily Bruce has a protege or five to help her figure it out.

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    22 Aug 2024