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Something was up with Mumbo.
He wasn’t acting quite normal.
His gait was uneasy and his steps were unevenly paced; his voice shaky and his hands more so.
He grew reclusive- pushing away anyone who offered to help.Something was wrong with Mumbo, and Grian was determined to find out what.
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By My Side by 404Author_not_found
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Feb 2026
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“We’re having a meeting, G. You didn’t answer my comms, so I came to find you.” The redstoner’s eyes crinkled in amusement and he glanced pointedly at Grian’s wings. “It’d be embarrassing if I got there before you, mate. Besides, at this point I’m so used to flying with you, it’d be strange not to have you by my side.”
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Mumbo reached him inside the cage before eyes erupted from everywhere outside the bars and they all pinned him in a glare and Grian faced him and his face was eyes too. Then he changed and looked like the Grian that Mumbo knew, but it was like all the life had been scraped out of him, and his dead eyes looked through Mumbo as if he wasn’t even there.
AKA a harmless experiment on the Rift between worlds goes terribly wrong, and Mumbo and crew have to figure out how to get their favorite avian back from the Watchers, but the End Deities have a few surprises up their sleeves
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“Xisuma,” Mumbo spoke, “With all due respect, I think we can all tell where this is going. But we aren't together anymore. Boatem broke up for a reason.”
“I understand. But we are just asking for one more mission. One more undercover assignment and then we will leave you alone, but this is important so I have to ask.” Xisuma turns his helmet to the ground for a moment before looking back up.
“Boatem, we need your help.”
Or, after rescuing Boatem, taking down the corrupt Council, and rebuilding what the could of the Hero Tower, Grian and everyone tried their best to heal. After a year and some change, everyone was on their own path, content and getting better everyday.
That is until their leader Xisuma calls all the old members of Boatem together to share some truly unsettling news. The Council may not be as destroyed as they once thought. And theres only one group out there who can go undercover in an organized crime ring long term, while trusting each other the whole way. Too bad that group has disbanded.
(Sequel of Watch Out for the Lucky!)
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- Part 2 of Watch Out
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You're beautifully made, and to you I'm forever grateful by Itzm3_Leigh
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, WitchCraft SMP
27 Jan 2026
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''Chant people!! Chant!!'' The announcer encourages
For some reason, and it could be because of curiosity and excitement, pearl joined in with the chanting of her name.
Gem.
It took sometime, it made pearl think that she might not get the chance to see this so called 'gem'
But in less than three minutes or so, gem stepped out.
Very slowly..and the whole arena fell into a deafening silence while she did so
Pearl gasped, her hands automatically covered her mouth.
Or.I can't see any gladiator gem fics so I do it myself
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“Jimmy!” Joel called, and the younger boy stopped in his tracks.
“Wha? Oh, hey Joel,” Jimmy blinked for a second. “And uh– Sir Grian.”
“Oh none of that crap, we’re off duty,” Joel didn’t slow as he passed, roughly patting Jimmy’s shoulder. “Hurry up let’s go.”
“You can’t just be off duty,” Jimmy protested even as he followed, falling into step with Grian. “We still have to use formalities.”
Joel rolled his eyes. “Please I’ve used up all my formalities today, you don’t know how exhausting Chromians or Enhanters are. Gods, I leaned back in my chair once and it was like I’d insulted their whole lineage. Entitled pricks.”
Jimmy snorted. “Just banish them.” he said. “You could do it.”
“Don’t tempt me.”
Or; Grian is getting used to life in the palace, and some of the chaos that entails.
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- Part 2 of I owe it to my brothers To carry them home
- Part 1 of Dex's Silly Little One-Shots
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You're My Muse (and I'm Yours) by Kimmizi
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2026
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Hermit University is a very prestigious arts school that offers an extremely challenging Composition Studies course. Grian and Mumbo have a bit of an arrangement in order to pass (Mumbo uses Grian as his photography subject, and in exchange, Grian uses Mumbo as his figure reference.) Mutual pining, hijinks, and the Life series crew.
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The Grian and Mumbo art school AU fic we've all been waiting for
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Break of Dawn by itsgono
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Jan 2026
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Grian doesn't just live a boring life. He WANTS a boring life. He's worked hard to make and keep his normality. Yet one day, with no warning, he finds himself in a whimsical world of royalty, gods, and prophecies that seem to be about him.
Joined by Scar, the capable (if naive) guard, and Pearl, knight and noblewoman, he must travel across the country of Dawn to find and save the "Radiant" Princess Gem from a spell of eternal sleep. Or else the magic will fade and the kingdom will lose its light, the only source of energy and safety it has.
If that wasn't complicated enough, the magic seems to be alive. And Grian is the only person who can hear it calling.
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phantom fights and pajama parties by aslitheryprinx
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Supernatural (TV 2005)
01 Jan 2026
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When Impulse and Scar encounter Gabriel out at night, surrounded by a swarm of phantoms, they invite him to the Boatem crew sleepover. Gabriel, who has never been to a sleepover before, accepts. He isn't expecting something as simple as a sleepover to bring up some complicated feelings...
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- Part 3 of hermit gabriel
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Before the Blood Runs Cold by YourGoodGoodWritingFriend, ZodiacDragon334
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
01 Jan 2026
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When Boatem runs from the crumbling remains of Hermitcraft Season 8, they land in an alien place. Harried and hunted, they must survive long enough for their family to find out something's not right, and find them before time runs out.
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It’s the beginning of season 9, a brand new world, and something’s wrong. Gem can’t quite put her finger on it, but she knows Impulse and Pearl weren’t this violent and bloodthirsty last season. Worse, no one else seems to notice. Gem is alone, hunted by these horrible versions of her friends, all while trying to figure out what happened to the real Hermits before it’s too late.
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This is our piece for Hermit-a-day-May's Solstice Social event!
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Something is wrong with the server, and Scar is the first one to notice.
Injuries now hurt, and respawns are even worse.
And turns out, the more you die, the worse it gets.Scar dies a lot.
Sometimes by Grian's hand.Grian doesn't know things are broken.
All he has is vague feelings of guilt and confusion when Scar starts avoiding him.So he goes to pick flowers.
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“Mumbo,” Grian says, harried, dragging his hands down his face, for the sixth time. “Have you wondered what this place is?”
Mumbo no longer looks vampiric. His skin now is rough and bumpy and not really skin-like at all, though his mustache and dark eyes remain the same. “I thought it was a dream.”
“Yes. To you it might be.” Grian waves a hand. “What else?”
“A cafe?”
“Sure. That too.” He exhales through his nose. “What this place really is, though, is what people need it to be. Scar told you that the first time you came here. Everyone who comes here needs something. Everyone. Even you.”
(The Café Boatem is a needful place, insofar as it fulfills the needs of its customers. Enter Mumbo Jumbo, the most needless person in existence. Grian refuses to accept this.)
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Everyone thinks I'm crazy, Crazy for you, oh boy by Skizzlet
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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When Xisuma first met Grian, he thought of him as a great addition to Hermitcraft–but he never thought a few seasons later he'd be called crazy.
Maybe It was crazy for him to fall in love with him, but he couldn't confess just yet.
[Title from Harvey - her's]
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- Part 1 of Skizzlet's oneshots
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an entirely truthful testimony by nixietricks, Odaigahara for corundumcat
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
07 Dec 2025
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The case of Hermitcraft v. Goodtimes, McGrian's H.C. (Season 10), Bdubs' Court of Law, held at a reasonable time with reasonable, calm-minded players who certainly do not already have a verdict in mind on account of what happened to the shopping district.
The court calls GoodTimesWithScar to the stand.
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From the Desk of Mumbo K. Jumbo by whatcaniwriteinthis for thunderdone
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
07 Dec 2025
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A pile of papers scattered across a desk. Would you like to take a closer look?
[a multimedia work about the Boatem office place]
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I have no idea what's going on in this fic, I just wrote it. I wanted to write at 2am, and here we are. Basically, I wanted the canonical minors in the Dream SMP to like, idk, get comfort, and I decided that goal could be accomplished by throwing them into Hermitcraft and giving them a designated hermitcraft member who didn't sign up for this bs
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Grumbo Oneshots by nova_borealis15
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Dec 2025
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Before we start I just wanna make clear….WE DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE HERE!!!! That’s nasty. Will there be AUs that’s based on real life instead of Minecraft? Sure, but they’re not ACTUALLY IRL! It’s just outside of Minecraft if that makes sense.
Now let’s get into some silly gay stuff <3 I really like their friendship so let’s make some sad and fluffy fanfics.
Also I really like watcher lore (especially Jimmy and Martins versions) so there might be a lot of that and I’m not sorry <3Enjoy and feel free to leave suggestions!
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This is me deciding to traumatize all the hermits and then make them all feel loved in one go round, starting with Scar because uhm, I said so?
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This is the beginning of a series!
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- Part 1 of Hermitcraft members are family
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Anybody still hungry for Boatem? Yes? So are the vexes, and they've elected to force Scar to fulfill this hunger a bite more literally than he'd prefer.
[Originally this was supposed to have more chapters but it has been Literal Years since Boatem was relevant. Three entire seasons. Maybe more if you count the fact that people were already confused by vex lore in Season Eight. Sigh.] -
The Watcher Who Listened by Journey_9818
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP
25 Nov 2025
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Here is my take on Martyn inthelittlewood's amazing eyes and ears au lore with my own OC!
sorry, it can be quite violent at times but its the life series so...
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“Are you sure about this, X?” he whispered once close to the voidwalker.
“Very.” The captain gave him a soft smile.
Well, who is he to disagree with Xisuma’s judgement?
Or: How Space AU Boatem Crew met Grian. And, maybe, finally accept HermitCraft as his new home.
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- Part 3 of Violet (The Cycle of Stars)