CrashedKayak_4_Life
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(Sorry. Fuck, I'm Sorry) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
05 Feb 2026
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There’s got to be a way to fix this relationship! But I know there isn’t, so when he refuses to take it for the third time I stop pushing. Reality comes sweeping down on me and I don't like it. But I know that staying with him won’t make things better, pretending never does. I sulk to the door, the house feeling far too quiet in comparison to our fighting. Anger fills me, pure rage, at the thought that I could’ve saved this relationship if I’d just done better. Halfway between the door and him I stop and turn, rage dripping from my eyes in a blurry, salty liquid. My last thoughts before the explosion of my glass heart could all but pierce the silence;
i hope this hurts.
Series
- Part 2 of CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD²
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,468
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Comments:
- 1
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Tell the Truth; What're You Hiding Behind That Face? by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Landlady - Roald Dahl
16 Jan 2026
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Me and Tim walk into her house as she all but drags us upstairs but Tim stops.
"Oh, uh- we're not here to stay. We wanted to ask you some questions about your guests actually," Tim says and I add a small "yea". The lady stares at us for a second before forcing us to sit down on her sofa.
"Go ahead, ask your questions," she says smilingly directly at me, again. Which is weird because I'm not the one who'll be asking the questions. But that shouldn't be a problem, we'll ask the question and leave, safe and sound.
or: Tim and Daisuke go to investigate Margratine [the Landlady from The Landlady] as a follow up to a statement and last longer than most do.
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- English
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My God What's Wrong With Me? by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
06 Dec 2025
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What happens to all those who died? All those who never got to make a statement? Maybe some of them survived, maybe good can happen in a world ruled by fear. This is just as much of a possibility of Gwendolyn actually wanting to be at school. Neither of these things will ever happen. Gwen knows this. Gwen knows the world hates her and wants her to die. She hates the world back calling everything stupid and/or dumb. But how could anyone blame her when the world is 'upgrading' by making more and more thing monochromatic and sucking the joy out of life! Well everything seemed painted monochromatic, but that was before she stepped through the yellow door, b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶,̶ now things look- off. But it's the same? Gwen doesn't know and thinking about to much is giving her headache. She should probably just leave it alone and wait for the day to be over. Will she? No. Absolutely not.
or: I put one of my Oc's through The Spiral
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- 3,530
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For Some Reason I Find Myself Lost In What You Think Of Me by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2025
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Tim and Daisuke meet exactly once. Then they don't stop meeting, eventually the line between strangers and friends blur. This leads Daisuke more and more into Tim's life. Also they're only a little bit gay for each other.
Series
- Part 1 of CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD²
Recent series
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CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD² by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Feb 2026
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- 4,690
- Works:
- 2
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Torturing my OC's (like a good parent should!) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 3,530
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Inside, In the Dark by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 May 2020
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Aziraphale’s nightmares about holy water are nothing new. After Armageddon, they feature a bathtub.
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Five times, Aziraphale watches Crowley die horribly in his dreams. One time, Crowley finds out about it.Series
- Part 8 of Ineffable Confessions of Love
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All This Anxiety feat. Mx. Sims by willis_in_yellow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2025
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"Martin?"
"Hm?"
"You know... If you would like... You could go sit with the others. I'm sure Tim and Sasha would love to have you."
"No, it's okay."
"Are you sure?"
"Mhm."
"Well... I'm not the best, uh, lunch companion." Well isn't that an understatement. "I'm not all that good at... Talking, per say."
"Oh, Jon, I promise-" He gets cut off.
"No, Martin. I swear, I won't be mad."
"Jon-" Cut off again.
"You really should just- you know- it would be better if-"
"Jon!"
Finally, Jon shuts up. "W-What?"
"It's fine, my love. I'm happy to sit with you."
Well then, if that didn't turn their cheeks red. "Ah... Alright then."
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Jon has major, major social anxiety and Martin offering to sit with them may or may not make everything worse. 3.8k words of me projecting my anxiety and experience with autism onto one of my favorite soggy british horrorpod men <3
Also Martin calls Jon pet names every chance he gets because i said so
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Four Times They Almost Had Sex, and One Time They Still Didn't by SongOnTheWind
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Aug 2022
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Falling into domesticity and their newfound relationship at Daisy's safe house, Jon begins to wonder why Martin hasn't asked him to have sex yet.
Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life
12 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
yermy nermy gay Bois being very yermy uhm, soup!
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In the waves my feelings will be undone by palmmutations (mumblingrain)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Feb 2021
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The creature looks to his hand, and then back up to his face.
"My name is Jon."Peter is bored, and the Atlantic is full of curious lifeforms that really ought know better than to bother him.
Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life
31 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
the start of my down watd spiral and mermaid Jon
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Melanie is YouTube famous. Tim is TikTok famous. Obviously, this means they should collab.
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- Part 4 of Magnolia Verse