Gifts for CarbLoading
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Karkat Vantas is cullbait, everyone knows it- but what if there were a deal he could make to get out of the culler's noose? A very sexy deal.
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Sollux Captor accepts a lesser sentence for a piracy charge, with consequences for his free time, his work-life balance, his relationships, and his ability to get any rest at all. Fortunately, his night ends better than it starts.
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Jane doesn't like Gamzee all that much, but somehow they end up with a deal. Gamzee gets baking lessons and he makes Jane come—and he's unfortunately REALLY good at it.
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EB: oh man, you have a hacker??
EB: i bet he is THE BEST!!!!
EB: hackers are always the best.Or: John Egbert persuades Sollux Captor to accept his platonic admiration. Said persuasion involves awkward overtures, a shitty pile of video games, and a shoosh-pap session that... escalates.
(Written for CarbLoading for Drone Season 2024!)
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Kankri is desperate to lose his virginity, and just as desperate for no one to know he has, so he turns to your friendly neighborhood gloryhole.
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Feferi has become Equius's domme. Theres only one problem: Equius is too submissive to negotiate his own scenes, so his moirail has to take over that aspect of their play, after Feferi discovered the problem.
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A semi-bardic ballad-esque take on the ancient tale of how a pretty sea princess came to love a noble forgemaster and a capricious huntress.
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Its game night! And they fuck about it.
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Few things are as infuriating as realizing that you're hot shit, that you're realizing it because of that asshole who built at least half of you, and that you would like to enjoy that infuriation a bit more. With that asshole. Thoroughly.
He does tend to be thorough, though. You don't really have to worry about that bit!
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Drone Season approaches across the Alternian military, and Terezi and Gamzee have been stuck behind enemy lines, posing as each other's matesprits. When their last chance of extraction fails, the two must mate with each other, far from their true matesprits far away.
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The Summoner and The Grand Highblood have an illicit pitch relationship during the height of the rebellion
And they fuck about it
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Maybe not having great insurance ended up being a boon for you! Okay, no, it objectively wasn’t, but you gotta look for silver linings, right? That’s what your therapist said. Or, well, no, not your therapist, exactly. But your friend who is currently going to school for psychology. That’s close, right? Just like how you ended up rooming with a guy majoring in exercise science who wants to be a physical therapist. That was good. That’s your silver lining. It’s too bad he hates (?) your best friend (??) though.
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Listen, there was nothing weird about this. The three of them had hung out plenty of times, and just because Karkat was sure Dave and Terezi and Dave were now in some sort of secret relationship didn’t mean things had to be weird!
Karkat, Dave, and Terezi get together to "watch" a movie. But who needs sight (or words) when you have touch?
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A jock and a goth walk into a bar—bathroom. Maybe you've heard this joke before.
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After an extended vacation with her family which left her a little pent up, Latula comes home to her favorite person in the world: Mituna. Knowing that he is just as pent up as she is, she has an incredible idea for how to spend their energy. Mituna, of course, is all for it.
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Tavros and Gamzee go shopping for some new toys to try out, with some enthusiastic results