BuhmbleB
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
*A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.*
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,297
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 59
- Kudos:
- 1,500
- Bookmarks:
- 274
- Hits:
- 5,703
Bookmarked by BuhmbleB
27 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Robert, what the fuck is going on? Are you actually getting a new job or something?" Punch Up asked. "I get that it's none of our business, but..."
"What? No, I'm not getting a new job," Robert said, and the surprise at least sounded completely honest in his voice. He paused, and Flambae could almost feel the wheels turning in his head even across the distance as he tried to decide how much to tell them.
There was a pause.
"I wasn't going on a date. And I'm not getting another job. I was going to a funeral," he said finally.
"Oh," Mal said quietly.
"My condolences," Coop added a little louder.
"I..." Robert started and then swallowed.
"You don't have to explain," Flambae said, because yeah. Okay, this really wasn't their business, even if he wished Robert knew that he could lean on them if he needed.
"No, it's part of the job," Robert continued, though that made no fucking sense. "I was Mecha Man for... god, more than fifteen years. I had about two dozen make-a-wish kids. And I try to keep in contact, if the parents are willing."
Oh.
Oh, Jesus.
Bookmarked by BuhmbleB
27 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
---------
Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,000
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1,025
- Kudos:
- 2,387
- Bookmarks:
- 577
- Hits:
- 25,645
Bookmarked by BuhmbleB
25 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Malevola and Sonar invite Robert along with them for a night on the town, and they inevitably get into another bar fight.
Good thing the Z-Team members aren't incredibly overprotective of their squishy and breakable, non-superpowered dispatcher. Right?
Bookmarked by BuhmbleB
25 Feb 2026
-
Summary
All fics based in the Project Phoenix universe.
You can join my Discord for updates, extra info and you can request stuff here!
- Words:
- 37,189
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 185
Bookmarked by BuhmbleB
25 Feb 2026