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My Mirror Speaks (With Irreverence) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)
24 Nov 2025
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There’s a psychic in the offices of the California Bureau of Investigation
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You wake up in a room with no doors, no lights, and Jamil.
There are twenty four bottles which need to be drunk before you can escape.
Who’s drinking them?
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The Little Golden Fox by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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In one world, Namikaze Minato is successful in sealing away the nine tailed beast.
In another he…fudges it a bit.
(Or what if you were reborn in a rival fandom, but it was a rival fandom AU)
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- Part 3 of Pirates and/or Ninjas
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Soul Searching (Is Harder If You Have Different Maps) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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The Villainous Paranoiac ends up at Night Raven College with the means to find their soulmate at hand.
Now if only Twisted Wonderland’s soulmates worked the same way the ones in their world did…
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You travel to the Grove to say goodbye to your most favorite adult when she becomes a God.
So why are all the other adults here saying she’s doing such horrible things?
(In which Godpoke experiences Baby’s First Crisis of Faith)
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The Villainous Paranoiac Plots to Escape Destruction by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
31 Mar 2025
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You run entirely on spite and a refusal to die quietly.
Now if only everything in this Twisted Wonderland could stop plotting to overblot and cause your demise before you can escape back to your world, that would be just peachy.(A series of disjointed drabbles imported from Tumblr about an interpretation of the Twisted Wonderland MC partially inspired by Villaness Reincarnation tropes.)
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The Villainous Paranoiac is Suing for Character Defamation by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
25 Feb 2025
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“The Lost Princess: Entangled With My Graceful Family” is one of the hottest new light novels online in Twisted Wonderland right now.
For some, like Vil Schoenheit, it presents the opportunity to play the role they’ve always dreamed of landing. For others, like Idia Shroud, it’s nothing but an annoyance in the way of enjoying better media.
For the new paranoid magicless student at NRC, it represents something else entirely: Character assassination.
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How to Become a Bard (And Other Stories) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Nov 2024
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“Have any of you ever worked willingly with someone you disliked before?” You demand. “Ever?”
Gale scratches at his beard. Astarion pretends his gaze has been caught by Gale’s boots. Shadowheart opens her mouth and then slowly closes it again.
“There were many of my cousins in creche K’liir who were jealous of my prowess, and made it known to me by word or deed.” Lae’zel retorts.
“Did you kill them for it?” You ask.
She actually sets her shoulders back with pride. “Naturally. One does not become a kith’rak by suffering the impudence of fools.”
You stare at them all in mute horror.
“Dear Companion, we’ve got a lot of work to do.”(In which a refugee from Elturel takes an unwitting ride on the Nautiloid)
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An Act of Infinite Optimism by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
22 May 2024
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Trucy Wright makes a surprising discovery about Polly and Lamiroir.
Apollo Justice has a shocking revelation about Trucy and Lamiroir.
Now they each need to find evidence to confirm their theories without letting the other know, with some unlikely helpers along for the ride.
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The Fruit of Several Trees by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
20 May 2024
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Kristoph Gavin had contingency plans for contingency plans, dead men’s switches in all forms to tie up any loose ends
It was Phoenix Wright’s mistake to assume he’d overlook the rookie attorney who hadn’t even taken his first case.
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Coming of Age (And All Its Growing Pains) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Mar 2024
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A series of AUs examining the ways lives can intersect. (Or, how my Tav could be a companion to each origin character.)
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Gale Dekarios of Waterdeep is on a noble quest to rid himself and his newfound bosom friends of the mindflayer tadpoles which were implanted in their heads aboard the nautiloid!
There’s just one small problem.
Gale isn’t infected.
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Dan Fucks can’t remember what he was doing.
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The Multiverse and Other Problems by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), ナンバカ | Nanbaka, Multi-Fandom
27 Aug 2023
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A collection of complete works and WIPs crossposted from whatever platforms I can find them on.
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Take Your Place in the Spotlight by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jul 2023
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Jon reads a Statement. Martin and Robbie go on a walk.
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- Part 4 of Make it a Musical
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Origin Stories (Don’t Get More Convoluted Than This) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Original Work, ナンバカ | Nanbaka, Naruto, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
30 Jun 2023
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Nana isn’t quite sure how he ended up with a weird, pirate-god-worshipping firbolg following him around.
He just wants to stop getting into Situations.
(Fair warning, this is almost entirely nonsensical as it features ocs from my other works in a DnD setting. It is completely self-indulgent.)
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How did the Ravening War start?
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Dr. Jonathan Sims is the new project head for the Rehabilitation of “Special Interest” merpeople at the Magnus Institute for Marine Research.
But when one of his subjects begins behaving oddly, can he get to the bottom of the cause? Or is he fated to be all washed up?
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People Die When They Are Killed (So Let’s Keep You Breathing) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
11 Apr 2023
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Tonight is the start of the Fifth Holy Grail War.
And Jamil cannot find his master, the heir and participating mage for the Asim family, anywhere.
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The Smile of a Devil You Never Believed In (Is Still One Worth Saving) by BritishAssistant
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Dimension 20 (Web Series)
06 Mar 2023
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You wake up in the dark with a faint humming in your ears.
There is something sharp in your mouth.
(An examination of the Twisted Wonderland timeloop theory through the lens of Dimension 20’s Neverafter.)