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Death, Taxes, and Pining Fools by Cavalierious for moepuff
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jun 2024
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So Alhaitham thinks through all those reasons again. There are three things certain in his life; death, taxes, and that he’s in love with Kaveh.
“They are,” he eventually says. “Good enough reasons, I mean.”
He lets Kaveh think it’s for the taxes. Alhaitham marries him because it’s love.
Kaveh proposes marriage for tax benefits.
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- Part 1 of And They Were Roommates
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On the occasion of his 16th birthday, Severus Snape, registered member of the House of Prince, is notified of his obligation to enter into a valid marriage within the next three years or have his standing within the Wizarding Community of Great Britain called into question. Predictably, he does not take the news well.
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Little glimpses into Hisoka and Illumi’s life together ... and their unusual way of being madly in love.
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Certain things fall through the cracks as you're thrust into celebrity status from the age of eighteen. Some things you never learn, or they slip out of your fingers before you can hold on tight enough to fully imprint the memory.
These are 5 Things Ilya Rozanov learns as an adult.
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 16: Filling Taxes
Eddie’s been hard since Buck rolled up his sleeves to fight TurboTax.
Turns out the fastest way to itemize a dependent is to bend him over the dining table and fuck the stress right out of him.Series
- Part 16 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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A cozy winter night turns ugly when the Whale Belly Butcher Shop gets audited. It's up to Mud, Ken, Mel, and Breadhead to keep the restaurant from getting shut down for good with the power of family and a hearty dose of foul play.
Oh, and also the power of lying. A whole lot of lying.
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Basically if TGD had a Christmas episode based off A Christmas Carol, Mel being a force of destruction even at 9 years old (the author makes the unwise decision of giving her a rocket launcher), some cute family fluff among the Smiling Dead that makes me smile
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Death and Taxes by JazTheBard
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2020
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It's tax season in Beleriand, and an accountant has made an important discovery that needs to be shared with High King Gil-Galad.
250 word snippet for Tolkien Crack Week!
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<image>Sorry for the spam! Feel free to delete the photos.
No worries, I’ve seen worse.
Fun photos! You (I assume) look good.
Always nice to know who I’m working with :)Holy shit, Minho thinks.
Remembers the photo of Jisung from his company’s website.
Grins.
Or: Minho accidentally texts the guy he hired to do his taxes. It goes a lot better than both of them expect.
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this was GORGEOUUUSSS so fucking funny and lighthearted and also hot as hell right at the end maaannnn this was so good !!
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“Do you like men?”
Miles nearly spit out his iced tea at the question. “What?”
Phoenix didn’t even have the sense to look embarrassed. “Well, I never really asked when I propositioned you. It didn’t seem relevant, considering our agreement was for optics.”
“You think I was queerbaiting?” Miles gasped, scandalized.
Phoenix shrugged. “Six years ago you would have considered it tactfully advancing your career.”
“I spoke at pride events!” Miles exclaimed, drawing some dirty looks from the elderly couple in the booth across from them.
“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen you with anyone, especially not any men.”
Miles rolled his eyes at this. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t have any time to go on dates with handsome young pursuers while I was busy saving my husband who jumped off of a bridge!”
At 20 years old, Phoenix asks Miles Edgeworth to marry him. Fifteen years and a lot of W-2s later, they finally say their vows.
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24 carat gold
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A Theorist’s Guide to Trashy Cash Grabs by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2025
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A notorious online conspiracy theorist dies and is reincarnated into Ancient China. The only problem is that they read so many different Xianxia novels before their death that they cannot tell which universe it is.
Too tired to have an existential crisis they head to the closest sect to jog their memory, only to realize that the novel they have reincarnated into is none other than PIDW, one of the trashiest fandoms on the Chinese web.
Hell bent on preventing the events of the novel from occurring, Hu Xindan now has to somehow become an immortal cultivator, having landed in the world decades before the beginning of the original storyline. At least now they can finally uncover the truth behind all of the plot holes in the original work, right?
*This work is an experiment to see how much chaos a pov character could potentially get up to in the SVSSS universe with its lack of a functional magic system.
HXD will not be shipped with any actual character, they exist solely to extort the SVSSS characters of their money and tragic backstory details.*
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UnFinCh26
Reread: feb 2026
Adore this fic, it’s so freaking fun~spoilers
Ch26 ends with Hu Xindan (OC) using xin mo to open a portal to modern China, so they can get 1, medicine for the plague, 2, to ask cucumber, SY, about Hu Xindan, Yao Mingming, ’s lore in PIDW
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Ask My Accountant by kingburu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2024
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“Hawks,” Endeavor says slowly. “You’ve done your taxes, haven’t you?”
Hawks stares.
“Hawks,” Endeavor says even louder. “You’ve done your taxes, right?”
“Don’t I pay it every time I buy food?”
“That’s sale tax. And no, depending on where you buy food,” All Might says. He turns blue. “Hawks—surely you’ve done your taxes. The Commission won’t let you practice if you’re not in compliance.”
Hawks makes another face. “Where does one…file taxes?”
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In a world where humans have superpowers and ex-criminals can become accountants, Hawks has no idea why he's still required to file his taxes. He works for the government!
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keigo suing the commission after realizing he had to file taxes was somehow both hilarious and heartbreaking—it’s funny on the surface but also so sad once you realize how little he understood about his own life under their control. his realization that the commission literally owned him hit hard, but thank god for touya being there to help him through it <3
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like lovers do by imposterhuman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Feb 2020
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“Hold my hand,” Natasha hissed, still managing to look like she was smiling pleasantly even as her death grip on Tony’s fingers tightened. “And smile like you’re happy.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Tony whispered back. He faced forward, where the officiant was droning on. “Remind me again why we’re getting married?”
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Check yourself before you wreck yourself... by Flannel_Terrapene
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
13 Oct 2024
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exit tax season, pursued by stork by PandaFlower
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Apr 2025
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[“This just lists one male elfling, aged two years.” Fingon peers over the top of the parchment form dubiously, one brow arched as if inviting Maedhros to let him in on the joke any time now. “I thought you said this was a list of what I’d be getting in Himring’s back taxes.”]
In which Maedhros gets very creative about paying taxes after the Bragollach destroyed Himring's coffers. Everyone suffers.
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Traditional Horde Wedding by Inthretis
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
03 Mar 2023
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It’s been years since the war ended, and to the shock of Queen Glimmer, six months since Adora and Catra have gotten married. Completely behind the backs of everyone! They didn’t even mention it! They didn’t have rings! No ceremony! No invitations! No wedding gifts or cake! Why were they so nonchalant about it?
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Glimmer has an aneurysm learning about Horde culture. Also, taxes.
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Dragons Dance to the Tune of Laughing Gods by AnomalousSpoon
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
04 Sep 2025
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Eddard Stark, second son of the warden of the north, Rickard Stark, and his foster brother Robert Baratheon are riding the King's road, on their way to Winterfell to pay a visit to Eddard's family before the great tournament at Harrenhal. On the road, they find a man passed out in the snow.
This is strange for several reasons.
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- Part 1 of Dead Men and Mad Kings
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permission to speak by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Feb 2023
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MW: it has been twelve long years
KF: morning mace 😊
MW: twelve years for these taxes
KF: hang in there buddy it’ll happen when it’s ready I promise
PK: it seems like twelve years I have held these receipts
MW: imagine that.
PK:yes okay I shall.
MW: are you done?
PK: not yet(Mace is trying his damnedest to file the Temple's taxes among other daily tasks. Plo and the rest of the Jedi Council help and hinder him.)
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Sam pays attention to all the lessons being taught around him.
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- Part 55 of Wee!Sam and Wee!Dean Are Two Smart Cookies.
- Part 43 of Supernatural Holiday Drabbles & Ficlets
- Part 4 of Write it! | Team Mockingbird
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