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    So basically, um, The Simpsons had too many crossovers, so now all forms of media can sort of interact in these like "between spaces" (fanfiction websites mostly), which is how a certain fire squid in a human skinsuit and a manic pair of dentures met up at a cafe. (It's explained better in the fic). Caine has some issues, and Michael has a way to fix them: Ethics.
    Will it work out, or will the sudden addition of between spaces taxes get in the way of things?

    (Basically, I thought Michael and Caine would be a good chaotic duo, and then i realized they'd probably not get married for romance reasons so tax benefits was the next funniest thing on the list. one thing leads to another and suddenly i've gone 19 pages over the limit for my school assignment and misspelled Michael's name more times than Jax has been accused of vehicular manslaughter [in fandom spaces not in the fic]. Hope you enjoy this, critique is appreciated!! Especially when it comes to how i explained the ethics and philosophy stuff im bad at that)
    (ALSO LET ME BE CLEAR - I DO NOT SUPPORT THE USE OF ARITIFCIAL INTELLIGENCE I JUST NEEDED CAINE TO GET HIS ETHICS CLASS. AI CAN SUCK A FAT ONE. CAINE IS AWESOME SAUCE THOUGH.)

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    On the occasion of his 16th birthday, Severus Snape, registered member of the House of Prince, is notified of his obligation to enter into a valid marriage within the next three years or have his standing within the Wizarding Community of Great Britain called into question. Predictably, he does not take the news well.

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    Equestria is often viewed as a weak nation of pacifists, its more belligerent neighbors viewing the ponies as easy prey to have their magic stolen, lands pillaged, conquered as a ready supply of slaves, or even just devoured outright.

    It was not always thus. In ages past, Equestria was a land of heroes and legends, of conflict and glory. In time, the Princess of the Sun learned to temper strength with mercy, power with forbearance, and righteous conviction with benevolence.

    But now, centuries of relative peace are drawing to a close. Forces both within and without Equestria awaken, seeing a nation weak and easily toppled. Seeing a people grown fat on peace and luxury, who have long forgotten the hardships of conflict and the glories of war.

    Woe betide to all who come to Equestria with ill intent. For in all these long years of peace, the Princess of the Sun has never forgotten the lessons of war, and their eyes watch over their beloved subjects with not only patience and understanding, but an implicit promise of protection.

    The time will come soon, when those who would do Celestia's Little Ponies wrong will come to learn... That even an Empire of Mercy is still paved upon the bones of its enemies.

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    Certain things fall through the cracks as you're thrust into celebrity status from the age of eighteen. Some things you never learn, or they slip out of your fingers before you can hold on tight enough to fully imprint the memory.

    These are 5 Things Ilya Rozanov learns as an adult.

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    Every day, an alarm clock wakes me up.

    For 100 days I'll be here, guarding a gate.

    Because it was demanded of me.

    Because they needed another solder.

    Because we are in a war.

    For our great country, Kazormia.

    And it's my duty. It's everyone's duty, to serve.


    Marfusha is a game where a bunch of girls shoot some robots to pay taxes. This is that, but told with more focus on the characters and their interactions.

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    One afternoon while filing their taxes, Fei (KH Cloud) comes up with an idea that might save them some money next year. It's perfectly normal to suggest getting married for tax reasons... right?

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    Pay Your Taxes

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    Part of the fifth annual Morrowind Writing Competition organized by the Morrowind Writer's guild.

    A tax-dodging, mildly in-the-closet Telvanni wizard who definitely does [NOT] have a thing for his Argonian apprentice decides nowhere on Mundus is safe from the Bureau of Census and Excise and their taxes. Where else to go but Oblivion?

    Something goes wrong during the ritual, and he ends up on the Lunar Province of Tatterdemalion, the nomadic, stranded Megalomoth vessel-fortress that still thinks it's the first era, and that they are subjects of the Reman Empire. He must learn their customs, teach them what's happened since they landed, and uncover the mystery of how a city never meant to be self-sufficient has survived a thousand years without contact.
     

    Written for the annual writing competition of the Morrowind Writer's Guild. Based on Tatterdemalion as described in the Second Pocket Guide to the Empire by Micheal Kirkbride.

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    April 1889

    The Campania has sunk. There are rumors of a rogue agent working for a member of the British gentry. The clergy sends someone to deal with it.

    That person is unwilling to just sit and wait. He has appointments to get back to after all.

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    Roach takes a bad call and has to bring in the cavalry.

    Day three of Roach week (bitter/headache) - for prompt "headache"

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    Copia does not have a good time.

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    The Chernykh funeral home and its owner, Diaemus Chernykh, are both down on their luck. The IRS is about to put the mortuary out of business unless Diaemus can raise $50,000 to stave off the foreclosure. To save it, Diaemus and a ragtag group of friends and unlikely allies enter a dodgeball contest with a big cash prize. Their journey will take them to the deepest pits of ESPN and forge bonds that will last a lifetime — and then some.

    Co-written by D-Pizzy and Big Tony.

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    The Emperor gazed upon his three concubines, each a rare beauty captured into golden cages. He smiled, reveling in his power that could bring these treasures into his control.

    The Conqueror glared at his three wives, worn out hags spinning a red rope that tightened around his neck. He raged, too caught up in his endless war to realize he lay trapped on their web of lies.

    Or... Daily life with Megatron and his three evil, no good, cougar wives.

    Part one: How a white lotus blackened, except the white lotus was solidly grey already.
    Part two: when you are an introvert and realize all your friends are friends of the extrovert who adopted you as their friend
    Part three: The anne of green gables scene except instead of a plucky Canadian lass it’s an evil middle-aged male robot and instead of seasoning it’s cocaine
    Part four: Megatron giving everyone else in the High Guard the gen Z stare

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    Ерөнхий сайд Л. Оюун-Эрдэнэ иргэдийн шаардлагын дагуу өөрийн ерөнхий сайдын суудлаасаа бууснаар өөрийн хайр болох Ч/Н-ээс салж магадгүй болно. Харин Л. Оюун-Эрдэнэ уншигч таныг (Ч/Н-ийг) хайраараа үлдээж чадах болов уу?

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    ᠮᠣᠩᠭᠣᠯ ᠪᠢᠴᠢᠭ᠌ | Монгол Кирилл үсэг
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    The Sink wants to run the place and become the President. After all, it's been a while since Celia had an opponent in an Election.

    It may sound crazy, but if the Human Homeowner can essentially directly acknowledge anything's existence, it becomes very easy for boring, shy, and dependable Sinclaire to dream beyond his place and allow himself some craziness.

    [Latest Chapter: Sinclaire and Tyrell do their shift at the Clinic in the Downstairs Bathroom. The Clinic is ill-equipped to help everyone in the House. There are used spraypaint cans in the Trash Can.]

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    In Berlint, everyone pays taxes: Spies, assassins, informants, secret police, and other people with less interesting job titles.

    One rogue Garden assassin, however, has committed the worst crime of all: tax evasion. Now, Yor must team up with Franky to hunt down the missing culprit and restore the guild's bloodstained (but tax-compliant) reputation. All while Hemlock is forced to stay in City Hall and make "friends."

    Meanwhile, Yuri and Chloe investigate the suspicious death of a fellow officer. Their search leads them to City Hall, where they find one man's unpaid taxes have somehow turned the building into a crowded, committee-filled labyrinth of excess paperwork, war-hungry couriers and firefighters, and rooms where time didn't move in a linear fashion.

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    This is basically just if you were to put FNaF, TF2, and Undertale together to make a shitty AU where everything is changed just enough to avoid a lawsuit. Medical Doctor (from Group Location 3), Large Weight (also from Group Location 3), and Sams Underpants (from the hit game Underpants by Tobias Vulpes Vulpes) are pretty explanatory I think, but they're just slightly different enough to where corpo lawyers couldn't touch me if I made this into a game. This is very much a shitpost, I don't expect anyone to actually get invested in this.

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    "God, you're selfish, Thomas. You know that?"

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    The bane of Methos's existence in modernity - filling out tax forms.
    People who think there is a point to this fic will be hit with the first object I can think of, it might be a down pillow, or a brick house, who knows.
    I just really wanted the Old Man to bemoan the existence of taxation, because the only point of suffering is inflicting it on fictional people.

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