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Your name is Dirk Strider and you’re definitely not jealous of a stupid piece of jewelry your Hollywood hotshot brother is wearing, no way.
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- Part 10 of Feb Ficlets 2026
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Dirk choosing today to slide nonchalantly into the bathtub with him was doing nothing to quench the inferno D was already dealing with. Iridescent suds left nothing to the imagination of his awful wandering thoughts, either. This was fine.
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- Part 9 of Feb Ficlets 2026
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She does not want the Royals there, almost as much as they do not want to be there. But there they are, standing tall in their best Dersite purples, vibrant eyes watching the Carapacian audience, their people as much as hers.
She out-ranks them all, on paper. In practice, however, it seems that her panel of eternal idiots do as they please.
When the Queen speaks, her words are direct and her message is clear: in one week, no sooner, no later, and for precisely twenty-four hours, Derse will play host to a small cadre of Prospitian dignitaries - the White Queen and her Royal court.
The Kingdom of Derse is isolated from the rest of the Incipisphere, or at least it is for those who can't find a way to make contact with the Kingdom of Prospit. But there are ways, and there are loopholes to every law. When the Prospitian delegates arrive a week after the Black Queen's announcement, as impossible as it seems, one of them is missing.
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Dave and Karkat keeps fucking in public places on the meat ship, and Jake is secretly a vouyer. He misses Dirk and thinks up a plan of how he can make them fuck the same way him and Dirk once fucked, just so he can get himself off.
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Jade Harley just came out to her sister, and helped her realize she was trans at the same time. Drunken curiosity prompts a question from John she was hoping she'd be able to ignore. (Jade and June are drunk and fuck)
Fan sequel to chapter 2 of Hatching the Egbert by ArchmageIsACat.
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Bro strider x reader!ftm
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mclennon time travel to the 13th of april 2009 by ieatwateryaey
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Homestuck, Vocaloid, 2kawaii4comfort, Hamilton - Miranda, 21st Century CE RPF, The Simpsons
17 Feb 2026
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mclennon are kissing in paris when suddenly they appear in john egberts neighbourhood on the 13th of april 2009!
spoiler: hatsune miku has a yuri-fication gun which she can use once per chapter
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Dirk decides to do something special for his Hollywood superstar Bro's birthday, but the simple act of giving a gift turns out to be far more complicated than he thought.
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Simpsons Homestuck by AppleFron for ieatwateryaey
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Homestuck, Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game), Pilgrammed (Roblox), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
17 Feb 2026
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satire joke fic for my friend (everyone is a woman btw unless they are non binary in their source material)
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Rose Lalonde is throwing a Christmas party! What could possibly go wrong.
Well, a lot. But a lot goes very *very* right, too.
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A Homestuck parody of the 2025 film Bugonia, In which Dirk and Jake kidnap the CEO of Crockercorp Betty Crocker under the suspicion (or actually the well known fact) that she is an alien and (attempt) to torture her for information.
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Good Plans, Great Results: A Turna8out Postscript by RookeryWhispers (Koshav)
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Feb 2026
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After a very busy day of hunting down the prankster behind one disrupted night's sleep, Vriska Serket is hot on the trail of the next.
She doesn't have to go very far. The culprit is just down the hall.
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- Part 2 of Turna8out Timeline
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You’re pretty thrilled. Because your name is Dave Strider, and this is the first time your boyfriend of two years comes to visit you down in Texas. You’ve made an elaborate, foolproof plan to have him fly down to you on Valentine’s Day - really, it’s a fucking miracle how goddamn solid this plan is. Hard as diamonds.
Except you're on a strict Bro-enforced curfew, and you have to make use of every single moment before your inevitable departure.
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Jake English is a well-established aristocrat who will do anything to protect his family.
Dirk Strider is a skilled Demon Hunter, traveling for work with his little brother.
One day, Jake invites Dirk over to “discuss” his work.
Jake English will do anything to protect his family.
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In which Dave and Karkat are stuck together on a floating rock in space for 3 years. What else can they do besides hang out?
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it!
Updates semi-weekly on Mondays and Thursdays.
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and they are both girls
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basically just an art dump for my Dire Situation aka davejake
mostly VERY low effort art im ngl
storytime is the ship name ive crafted for them (something something keeping hope something page something something knights of fairytales somethinggg somethig. jakes interesest i dont KNOWWW) it makes sense in my head okay -
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on one fateful day on earth c, dave's life changed forever as he embraced his heroism and sought to kill his brother
one week later, on a giant spaceship, aradia tries to ruin his life
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4 nerds and their friends ponder over planet creation.