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    Alastor claimed to have found this plushie, but Angel knew better.

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    Agatha liked to keep her work and personal life separate, which was why even a decade into working as a detective her coworkers had yet to know who she was married to. And unfortunately, her wife had no interest in keeping things that way.

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    Morgana ties Arthur's life to Merlin's, thinking that it'll be much easier to kill a helpless servant than the King of Camelot.

    Aka, Morgana unwittingly binds Arthur's life to the most powerful sorcerer to walk the earth.

    Aka, not only can they physically not leave each other's sides, but also anything Merlin feels, so does Arthur--and vice versa.

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    14 year old Izuku gets lost at the UA Sports Festival!

    Luckily, Pro Heroine Midnight knows where he can wait until his parents can come collect him; the announcer's booth with her best pals Eraserhead and Present Mic.

    Chaos ensues.

    There are text-to-speech/AI-voice channels claiming to have my permission. I have not and will not give permission to use my works for any channels that use machine or AI-based text to speech. Please unsubscribe/downvote/do not comment on those videos as they are trying to monetize stolen content from myself and other creators and outright lie that they have my consent.

    If you do prefer audio, The Nomad Crow has kindly started a podfic where they read this fic: at their YouTube channel. Please go support them and leave a nice comment. :)

    Now with a sequel, a discord server and a TV Tropes page.

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    A Iván no le gusta el nombre que le han puesto en esta vida.

    Si pudiera quejarse de una sola cosa, sería de ese estúpido nombre. Después de todo, esta es una existencia posterior, y ya lleva una vida entera llamándose "Iván", incluso si es el título que le puso su segyein. Cuando piensa en sí mismo, piensa en "Iván", no en...

    O: 4 veces en las que Iván es llamado de una manera aceptable, y 1 vez en la que no le gusta cómo lo llaman.

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  7. 29

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    “You fucking little shit,” he spits. Till recovers immediately and gives Urak another of his defiant looks, as if he believes himself to be something more than the grime under his fingernails. “I should have castrated you as soon as I could, before you gave me this kind of trouble. You bitch…”

    “Ah, castration would have been a bad decision, Mr. Urak,” the director explained clumsily. “Removing his sexual organs would have caused a hormonal change that would have affected his voice and…”

    "Shut the fuck up, I already know that shit!"

    O: Urak has to deal with the consequences of his rebellious pet impregnating Unsha's pedigree pet.

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    Stiles works at Derek's family's company. Derek may or may not be a little bit in love with him. But it's just that Derek has an important position in the company, and Stiles works down at IT. So to prevent a huge scandal that could end up on magazines for months, Derek pulls on his big boy pants and pines. Which works.

    Until Laura Hale meets Lydia Martin, and shit sort of hits the fan.

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    Midoriya Izuku just saw the love of his life die and come back. He can't be foolish anymore, his thoughts, they are gonna be spoken, split for the world to hear.

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    Pacify:
    1. To allay the anger or agitation of
    2. To reduce to a submissive state

    He would do his duty. He would save Draco, if he could. He would protect the students, if and when the school fell to the Deatheaters. And Potter. As far as he was concerned, Potter could have whatever he wanted, now. What was the point of trying to tell him no if he was going to be sacrificed on the pyre of the greater good? If Potter wanted to learn, Severus would be his teacher. If he wanted a master, then Severus would make him submit. And if he wanted a lover... well. Severus would love him. And that was it. Anything else was a waste of time. And there was so little of that.

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    A complete reimagining of books six and seven (plus), running parallel to canon. And then a SHARP DIVERSION FROM CANON.

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    From a reader: "Basically, Pacify is like, you know how in canon both Harry and Severus are pushed and pushed and pushed by external forces/emotional manipulation until they are backed into a corner? Pacify is...what if they were backed into the same corner?"

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  11. 77

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    Whiskey is supposed to go down smooth, he muses, but you - you’re like the damn hooch that burns on the way down.

    Arthur enters into a fiery sexual relationship with a fellow gang member. Things proceed swimmingly - until he finds himself in a role he never figured he’d be in again: expectant father.

    Escapades ensue.

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  12. 13

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    Hanzo Shimada, leader of the Shimada Clan, has secretly reached out to Overwatch in order to get help dismantling his deeply rooted criminal empire in exchange with helping Overwatch take down other similar yakuza groups across Japan when the deed is done.

    Overwatch sends one of the best agents to help assist him in taking apart the Shimada Clan without other yakuza groups finding out. Hanzo finds himself in a situation where riding the bull to be critical to keeping his own head on his shoulders, not that Jesse is complaining much.

    Prequel to 'Beef With Kobe'

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    After Arthur disobeyed his father and retrieved the Mortaeus flower for Merlin's cure, Arthur's frantic pleading to save Merlin led to a misunderstanding that actually convinced Uther to take the flower to Gaius.

    Now all Arthur has to do is explain to Merlin why Uther thinks they are lovers.

    And while Uther is supportive of the relationship, he requires it kept secret. But in his paranoia, Uther misinterprets every innocent interaction between the two as something far more intimate, to the embarrassment of everyone involved.

    And then the knights begin showing up...

    Update 27/04/2024: This is long and in-process. So consider a break between story arcs!

    Arc 1 - (chapters 1-32, 90k words) What happens when you accidentally tell your father you're gay and in love with Merlin and he ships it hard? You make it true.
    Arc 2 - (chapters 33-70, 110k words) What happens when your father sends you to court someone you have no interest in? Side quests and Gwaine.
    Arc 3 - (chapters 71+, in progress) What happens when your father invites every eligible woman to Camelot so you can find your wife like you promised in exchange for saving Merlin? Chaos.

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    Midoriya Izuku makes his debut on the national stage not as a competitor at the Sports Festival, but rather as a lost spectator turned announcer alongside his heroes Eraserhead and Present Mic.

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    Zoey is trying to analyze her boyfriend Mystery's text and goes to Rumi and Mira for help.

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  18. 80

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    "Identity fraud?"
    "Uh...yes?"
    Gwaine grinned. "I'm in."

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    Instead of Lancelot, Gwaine shows up and kills the griffin. Not wanting to mess with nobles, he lies about his heritage to avoid getting knighted.
    Merlin still doesn't see a problem.

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    Rumi, Jinu, Mira, and Zoey are having a movie night in the living room together. Zoey desperately wants some popcorn but Jinu's hogging the bowl and feeding Rumi's some like it's his job.

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  20. 79

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    When Hermione and Draco hesitantly agree to participate in Theo's challenge, what was supposed to be a seemingly harmless opportunity to break the ice between reluctant partners quickly spirals into a series of increasingly embarrassing situations.
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    “You could have asked nicely.” Arms crossed over her chest, the judgmental tone was hard to ignore.

    “It's part of the challenge, and Goldstein is fully aware. He has his own partner to bore to death.” Draco put extra effort into unfolding his parchment embossed with his initials. There was some satisfaction in provoking Granger.

    “As opposed to you being an entertaining company?” she huffed.

    “I can be entertaining in many ways.”

    “Doubtful.” Granger rolled her eyes. She kept doing that like the words that came out of his mouth were the most ridiculous thing she'd ever heard.

    “That's not a nice thing to say to a person you are stuck with for the day,” he countered turning to face her.

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