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    After the Culinary Crucible, Azul Ashengrotto is determined to having you working in the kitchen of Mostro Lounge: "You pay well?" / "I assure you will have proper compensation for your labor." / "Could you stop being scummy and just tell me the hourly rate?"

    After the Culinary Crucible, Floyd sees this as a perfect opportunity to get closer to his little Shrimpy: “Please keep your filthy hand to your side of the kitchen.” / “That just makes me wanna touch your side more, Shrimpy.” / “Then, you must also not be fond of your fingers. Unexpected but nothing I cannot work with. A pinch of seasoning and I’m sure even you will be easy to swallow.” / “I have something else you could – FUCK!”

    After the Culinary Crucible, Jade's bottomless stomach proves to be your biggest enemy: "I don't understand how you can eat like that and remain that skinny." / "Metabolism is a fascinating genetic function." / "If I can convince Crewel to make a body-swapping potion, how about a quick switch for a day?"

    OR; Floyd is trying and failing to confess to Mostro Lounge's new line-cook.

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    The Many times Bobby was a Parent to Buck

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    “I would have come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting.”

    Modern AU PolyCrows

    with an indepth look at what it means to be de disabled, trans, POC, and immigrants!

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  4. 13

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    Yoongi randomly pops into a place full of desserts, finds himself smitten by chocolatier Jimin and consequently becomes a consumer of chocolate he is actually not a fan of.

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  5. 98

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    **5B SPOILERS**

    Lucifer is God.

    And there are a lot more things to come to terms with about that than he initially thought.

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    My submission for Virtual Hell Con 2021- a deep dive into Lucifer's initial experiences as God. From prayers to psychic powers and a newfound healing ability, Lucifer is beginning to realise that there are far more connotations to being the actual Father of Humanity than he first thought.

    Complete with fluff and a sprinkle of angst ;)

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    Never back a Questioning Radio Demon into a corner. You will lose far worse than a finger.
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    Alastor laughs in the face of shame; or at least that's what everyone thinks. When Queen Lilith's sudden return threatens to drag a long-buried skeleton out of the Radio Demon's closet, Alastor reluctantly relies on the other Hazbins to help navigate these new waters. But The Radio Demon has always and will always identify as an Instigator first and foremost, and the allure of poking and prodding at such glaring sore spots is just too great to resist!

    Or: 5 times Alastor flirts with Lucifer in front of his ex wife to piss her off, and one time they're both literally just standing there, but it pisses her off anyway.

    Ch 1: Lilith's pov
    Ch 2: Charlie's pov
    Ch 3: Vaggi's pov
    Ch 4: Rosie's pov
    Ch 5: Lucifer's pov
    Ch 6: ??? pov

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    Happy October! Come and join me as I write oneshots for Twstober!

    Prompt 1: First Year - The first years play tag.
    Prompt 2: Second Year - The second years learn how to cook mujadara.
    Prompt 3: Third Year - The third years get their nails painted by Cheka.
    Prompt 4: Housewarden - Housewardens set up a party.
    Prompt 5: Vice Housewarden - Trey Brings a Plate of Food to Riddle
    Prompt 6: Parent - Letters Home To Parents

    TWSTOBER 2025 Prompt List by simplyy_kit on Instagram.

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    *slaps roof of series* This bad boy can fit so much unhinged nonsense in it!

    Including (but not limited to):

    - RadioApple
    - Swapping POV
    - Low stakes, lighthearted hijinks
    - Idiots falling in love
    - Elements of BDSM

    Started as a oneshot, but has gotten wildly out of hand. *gestures helplessly to word count*

    Series title inspired by All Eyes On Me by OR3O.

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    it takes until july of 1990 for only two of them to show up in philly. of course, knowing steve's luck, it's him and jonathan byers.

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    im the rare breed of smilk fan that wants to see him happy and loved all of the time. as such, angst will be few and far between, and probably not written that well LOL.

    (also i have a very bad habit of writing from puva's pov, so if it sounds like the narrator is deeply in love with the blue thing thats because it is)

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  11. 81

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    Eddie doesn’t know why he agreed to this. Scratch that, he does know why, and it’s even worse than not knowing. His publicist insisted it would be “good for his image,” and the record label had jumped on that idea. And that’s how Eddie Munson, lead guitarist of Corroded Coffin, occasional D-list metal god, ended up here: rocking nervously on his heels under the unrelenting fluorescent lights of the Worst Cooks in America television set.

    He shifts his weight, forcing a polite smile at people he vaguely recognizes but doesn’t actually know. It’s all fine, uncomfortable, but fine, until his eyes land on him.

    Steve Harrington. Not a D-list celebrity but world-famous actor Steve fucking Harrington.

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    celebrities Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington go from worst cooks to boyfriends.

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  12. 46

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    Hermione Granger has learned how to endure. At the Ministry, she works tirelessly to get a break in her investigation into the black market trading of magical creatures. In her personal life, she is secretly drowning in an abusive marriage that has slowly broken her down piece by piece. When she finally leaves, she braces herself for isolation—but instead finds music drifting through an open window, shared quiet, and the beginnings of connection where no one asks her to be more than she is.

    Draco Malfoy is the Auror assigned to her case, and over time, becomes something gentler: someone who listens, who asks, who stays. Through small acts of care—meals shared, words read aloud, evenings shaped by music—Hermione begins to discover a kind of safety she thought she’d lost.

    This is a story about hurt and healing, about found family built in ordinary moments, and about learning that even after everything, you do not have to be alone.

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    Hayden kisses Jackie on the cheek, then peers over Shane’s shoulder at the batter.

    “Is it supposed to be that lumpy, man?” He asks it so innocently, like maybe it is supposed to be lumpy. Like maybe he just doesn’t know what batter is supposed to look like. Shane supposes he probably doesn’t. He’s never seen Hayden make anything more complicated than a protein shake.

    Shane hangs his head. “No.”

    Hayden laughs, Jackie laughs, and the kids clamber all over him to get a peek at the lumpy mixture.

    “That looks yucky,” Ruby observes with an air of wisdom from where she has managed to climb onto Shane’s back.

    “I don’t want to eat that,” her twin agrees from her mirrored position on Hayden.

    Jackie looks at Shane pityingly.

    “Shane, sweetie, I’m sure Ilya will be happy with anything you plan for him. Does it have to be a meal?”

    Shane glowers. “Yes.”

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    Or, the one where Shane Hollander gets it in his head that he has to make a traditional Russian dish for Ilya as a grand romantic gesture

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  15. 29

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    “I’ll come join you after I’ve taken care of Alexander.”

    Henry raises an eyebrow. “Alexander? Did I miss something last night?”

    Pez chuckles. “Honey, Alexander Claremont-Diaz is my college son, freshly imported from the States.”

    “God, I’m glad I didn’t sign up to be a college parent—I can already imagine the absolute delight someone with a last name like that will be,” Henry comments as he takes another sip from the bottle next to him.

    “Ah, Mr Fox-Mountchristen,” Pez enunciates jokingly and Henry mumbles a “touché” from the bed, “I’ve got a good feeling about this Alexander, you just wait and see.”

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    Henry is a second-year student at Cambridge University and pretty content with his life. That is until Alex stumbles into his college.

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    After a mediocre college experience and long overdue breakup, Belly Conklin moves to New York, determined to finally change her life… and swear off men for the time being. She enrolls in a cooking class, and her partner is none other than the equally unskilled Conrad Fisher. Luckily, they seem to make a pretty good team.

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  17. 31

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    There's a boy still running across that street. Sixteen years old, ammunition boxes in his hands, his corporal's blood cooling against his cheek. He's been running for almost twenty years. The man who came back, Twilight, Loid Forger, whoever he is now, he left that boy behind.

    Had to.

    You can't build a life carrying a child soldier with you. Except he's still there. In the dreams. In the flinch when artillery sounds like thunder. The war ended but the boy never stopped running.

    Never made it across.

    The man walks through Berlint and pretends he's whole, for the mission, but he left half of himself bleeding in that street.

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    Just a place to store my Sukuita works. There might be more, might not. (GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY TWO YEARS LATER)

    The fics are standalone unless tagged otherwise.
    Series has been reordered as of Jan 2024 for ease of access!

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    When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.

    A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.

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