Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Playground Antics by CadburyOreo for j8tt
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
26 Jun 2024
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Nick tells his husband Charlie about some of the latest playground shenanigans over dinner.
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- Part 1 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
- Part 5 of Prompt Fics
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Perils of Autocorrect by CadburyOreo for cachicamoo
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
26 Jun 2024
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Nick and Charlie’s daughter is away at a sleepover and texts to check in with her dad. Autocorrect makes an edit to her text that goes down in family folklore.
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- Part 2 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
- Part 4 of Prompt Fics
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Learning to Share by CadburyOreo for phlimsical
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
26 Jun 2024
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Nick and Charlie have different roles for their kids when it comes to life, but at bedtime it is very specific. Nick is in charge of bathtime, and Charlie reads or makes up their bedtime stories. This particular bathtime, their youngest is excited to share.
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- Part 3 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
- Part 6 of Prompt Fics
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Never Say Never... Except by CadburyOreo
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
03 Dec 2024
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Nick is out for a walk in the Peak District with his mum and his two children. The walk goes well and the sights are incredible, but as will happen when he least expects it, his oldest child says the absolute darndest thing!
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- Part 4 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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The Suspicious Sound of Silence by CadburyOreo
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
11 Apr 2025
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It’s a typical Sunday and after breakfast with Isaac the Nelson-Spring family settle in to do chores and play and then everything goes quiet. Parental antennae go up to explore the source of the silence.
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- Part 5 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Final Resting Spot by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo) for rileys_words
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
20 Mar 2025
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It's the final day and the family are all together, holding hands.
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- Part 41 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 6 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Veronique is living a simple retiree’s life in which few things surprise her anymore, until a dog she doesn’t recognise pops round one sunny afternoon entirely uninvited.
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- Part 7 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Until Next Time, Good Knight by CadburyOreo
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
30 Apr 2025
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Nick has an imaginary friend called Echo. Echo supports him through some of the trickier moments of his childhood, able to help him suspend reality when he needs it most. It isn’t until he’s an adult that he begins to think of Echo again, and for the most unexpected reason.
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- Part 8 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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99 is a Great Age by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
09 May 2025
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Aleisa has been Googling again, this time to research a favourite celebrity figure to celebrate his birthday.
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- Part 57 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 9 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Mornings Are The Best by CadburyOreo
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
29 May 2025
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Charlie reflects on a good morning, when the night wasn’t disturbed by feeding an infant and there’s nothing to rush to and it’s just him and his husband and their baby.
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- Part 10 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Children Want to Share by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo) for Littlelasagna
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
04 Jun 2025
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Nick picks Alesia up from school and she's so proud of her new drawing.
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- Part 60 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 11 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Yes Day by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
22 Jul 2025
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Nick has decided to bring home a tradition he does with his kids at school, Yes Day, Charlie is skeptical. Absolutely anything can happen!
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- Part 12 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
- Part 86 of One Hundred Word Worlds
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Reflections by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo) for Tolgrim
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
21 Jul 2025
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Nick is sitting and watching his family play on the beach, it's taking him back in time a little bit.
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- Part 74 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 13 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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The Wrong Pyjams by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
29 Jul 2025
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Nick is trying to get the kids ready for bed, but there are tears and he's at a loss to figure out why. Charlie tries to get to the bottom of it.
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- Part 80 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 14 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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I Mean, We Could.... by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
28 Jul 2025
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Nick and Charlie have had a full day trapped inside with the kids and they've finally gone to sleep.
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- Part 79 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 15 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Slept Like a Baby (What a Joke) by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
03 Nov 2025
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A parents reflection on the absurdity of the phrase "slept like a baby."
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- Part 117 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 16 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Five Minutes Peace by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
28 Nov 2025
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Sometimes a day happens where absolutely everything happens all at once and the only thing to do is take a few minutes alone, on the kids climbing frame in the garden.
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- Part 127 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 17 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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No More Firsts by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
28 Nov 2025
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When their children are young, there is no way for Nick or Charlie to know when the last time will be that they'll pick up their children, the last nappy to put on, the last bottle to fix, the last time charades will be necessary before it's replaced by actual words.
Nick reflects here, on the ways that Alesia's wonderful milestones also mark a farewell to those firsts.Series
- Part 126 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 18 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things
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Oops! That Was Not the Plan! by CadburyOreo 100 Word Worlds (CadburyOreo)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
02 Dec 2025
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Nick is baking biscuits for a bake sale at school, there's an unexpected end result to changing the design.
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- Part 129 of One Hundred Word Worlds
- Part 19 of Kids Will Say the Darndest Things