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“Nick! What are those?”
“They were supposed to be the biscuits for the bake sale at school.”
“You can’t seriously be planning to give those to Ale to take to school?”
“I have to go back to the drawing board. I know.”
“They’re nipples! How did you even achieve that?”
“The Rolo’s melted oddly and now this is what we have.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I will absolutely be eating your nipples, I mean biscuits.”
“Charlie, not helpful!”
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“Papa, are the biscuits ready?”
“Not yet, little one. There’s been a change of plans.”
“But you promised, Papa!”
“I’ll deliver.”