minecraft fanfics that make my last braincell vibrate at the speed of light
i am both a sucker for sbi found family and eret centric hurt/comfort. welcome to hell because these are certainly some of the fics of all time /pos
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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Corvid Lost by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: DreamSMP, SleepyBoisIncorporated, sbi - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), mcyt
16 Dec 2024
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(MASS EDIT FINISHED! NEW CHAPTER AVAILABLE! PLEASE BE AWARE SOME COMMENTS MAY NO LONGER MATCH THE CONTENT DUE TO SAID EDIT.)
"You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
That's NOT a fucking bird!When strange things start to happen at the ranger station, people going missing or suddenly appearing, the crew realise that there are things in the desert....terrible things.
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- Part 1 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 1 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 1 of DSMP but make it horror
- Part 1 of Modern Day AU's
- Part 1 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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After escaping their palace in the DreamSMP and leaving it behind to turn to dust, Eret has to learn to move past their regrets, with, of course, a little help along the way.
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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
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Its been 7 years since the disaster of the revolution and Technoblade, one of the leaders of the Antarctic Empire would be happy to never return to the hellhole of the SMP. Unfortunately Dream calls him in to return the favor he owes and Technoblade has to come down into the court of King Eret, the Traitor.
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i will look at love as more than just an instrument of pain by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP
27 Feb 2024
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When the Heroes Association shut down for good, most heroes had already been on suspension for months. It still felt so sudden. The titan that once ruled over not just Tommy’s entire life, but all of society, was gone.
In hindsight, the fall started even before the Syndicate existed. Maybe even before he was born. But every sign of a failing system felt like more proof it could never be undone. The rampant corruption and misuse of power were all symptoms of a diseased tyrant who died on his deathbed.
Now here they are. No more heroes.
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Or, The Syndicate took down the Heroes Association. Tommy's an ex-hero who has no idea what he's supposed to do now, especially without Dream's guidance. Help comes from unexpected people, namely ex-villain and retired leader of The Syndicate, The Angel of Death himself. And his annoying sons.
AKA the retired superheroes/ villains au
Discontinued.
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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I just think that eret <3
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butterflies and black & blue birds [on hiatus] by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Sep 2022
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Tommy realized that maybe bringing a bleeding supervillain into his apartment at three in the morning was a terrible idea a little too late.
or, Tommy is an extremely tired citizen who wants to be as far away from villains and heroes as possible (and yet somehow he’s a magnet for them).
or or, I’m following the hyperfixation and writing a villain!SBI and semi-citizen Tommy fic (:
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- Part 1 of willow tree march
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Orphan's Path by aenor_llelo, Alderous, Anarchy-Schmanarchy (Murder_Schmurder), BattleBlaze, ConcoctionsFromHell, fluxphage, izziel_galaxy, Otakuforlife19, Rocket999
Fandom Hermitcraft- Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Orphan's Path, Orphan's Path (Fanfiction, Orphan's Path (Fanfiction), SMP Earth- Fandom, Tales From The SMP- Fandom
28 Aug 2022
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The story ends as it always began- with a man who had nothing but wings and the clothes on his back.
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