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In a society accepting vampires as the highest echelon to aspire to, Bakugou, Shinsou, and Kaminari gained this esteemed rank in the prime of their lives, leaving all others behind.
Amazing what perspective the better part of a century can bring.
They’d let the only three who mattered slip through their fingers when they were human together, absolutely no trace to be found after that one crucial night. Izuku, Todoroki, and Kirishima had just fucking disappeared. And now seventy years later, what was the point, it was far too late to stake any claim of their own, there's no way they could still be alive.
Then again...
‘Cause that looked a lot like the only human he’d ever wanted walking through the club crowd not ten yards away, Shinsou considered with a grin, violet eyes gleaming for the first time in years. Young, beautiful…and soon to be his again, fucking bet an enemy’s life on it.
After all, what’s the point of being an apex predator if you don’t get what you want?
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Small for One by AntiqueOwl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Feb 2022
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All Might went to face his greatest foe, but he didn't expect to find a small green haired child instead. Thankfully, he's there to help the boy and protect him from All for One.
Izuku is not pleased by this turn of events.
Nine year old villain Izuku gets captured by the heroes.Series
- Part 2 of The Age of Small for One
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The Forest Thing by Minion_of_Chaos
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 May 2022
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The Bakugo family go on a camping trip for the weekend and return with a new family member.
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- Part 1 of Chaos' bnha fics
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Long Night in the Valley by Marsalias
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jan 2022
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On paper, the Hero Commission's plan to investigate Midoriya Izuku under the guise of a training course for combating mental quirks is solid; foolproof, even. If Midoriya turns out to be innocent, they can pass everything off as part of the training exercise, assuming he remembered any of it. Otherwise, they could beg forgiveness after the traitor was securely imprisoned in Tartarus.
The paper plan failed to take into account the feral ghosts living in Midoriya Izuku's head, or his equally feral living friends.
Time to bring on the chaos.
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- Part 1 of The Doomsday Planner
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Comedy Hero: Slapstick! by redactedgoose
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Mar 2021
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“Kacchan! Kacchan! Look!” Izuku waves his arms around, dancing from foot to foot in front of Katsuki, a wide grin stretching his face. “I got my quirk!!”
“Oh yeah? What’s it do?”
“I can- I can make people slip and fall!”
“Eh? That’s a sidekick quirk!” Katsuki sneers at him, hands flexing and sending out soft pops. “That’s a useless quirk, and you are too- Deku.”
“D-Deku…?”
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- Part 1 of Bad Ideas Box
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Rules for Befriending Todoroki Shouto by alexisoak
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2020
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“If Katsuki had learned one thing over the past three years, it was that in order to befriend Shouto, there were certain rules that you needed to abide by.”
What starts as a one time occurrence quickly devolves into the mother of all daddy kinks, as Shouto works his way through fathers and father-figures alike.
No daddy is safe, and those who know him best have quickly compiled a master list of rules to befriend Shouto while keeping him the hell away from their dads.
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One big happy family by HoplessBrainiac
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Jul 2021
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"We're not traitors! Hell, I'm pretty that the traitor isn't even in 1A 'cause NO OTHER 1A STUDENTS have even looked at Shigaraki outside of the attacks."
"Traitors? Nah man, we just like to party with them."
".... I'm pretty sure that Toga, Shigaraki, and Dabi would all commit murder if Izuku just pointed in the right direction."
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More than half of Class 1A sneaks out regularly to party and hang out with Shigaraki, Toga, and Dabi.
Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 2 of ✨My Crack Academia✨
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All for the want of a horseshoe nail by Fandom_Compass
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Feb 2022
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Class 1-A was having a relatively normal day compared to most. So, of course something had to go and ruin it. They were definitely not expecting for four other Midoriyas to show up in their living room. Because of course they do.
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The entity known as Clouds has become restless, but she has devised a plan. And she was not afraid of the repercussions.
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uno with stacking and its devastating consequences by deadwriter16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Feb 2022
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Class 1-A seems to be playing two different games right now. The first group is all the quieter kids, playing poker and trying to get some peace from the loudness. Shinsou can relate. But the second group, which just so happens to have his very loud boyfriend in it-
They’re playing fucking Uno.
Shinsou has half a mind to go leave and fight All for One singlehandedly. Because even that would be better than dealing with a group consisting of Kaminari, Midoriya, Uraraka, Ashido, Sero, Kirishima, Hagakure, and fucking Bakugou playing the hell game.
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Or, shinsou's stuck dealing with class A game night. also, bakugou and izuku are dating. this goes exactly how you'd expect it to.
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- Part 6 of bnha birthday fics
- Part 28 of bakudeku <3 <3
- Part 6 of gen :)
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dress in drag and do the hula by pr3tty_pumpk1n
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jul 2020
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"Midoriya-kun, what are you planning to use to distract them? That villain just reduced the area to rubble in less than a second!" Yaoyorozu stressed; Izuku could relate on a spiritual level to the amount of anxiety she was expressing. "It's not like you could dress up in drag and then do the hula!" Izuku paused. They all paled.
"No," Iida hissed. "Absolutely not. Midoriya-kun, please do not—"
“That was sarcastic, Midoriya-kun—“
"Midobro, you cannot be serious—"
"Midoriya-kun, you're very nice to look at," Todoroki gained a few looks, "but this isn't going to—"
"That might just work."
Or: Midoriya Izuku distracts the villains— and the heroes, for that matter— with the power of drag.
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- Part 2 of Pass the Memes, Please