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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
OMG OMG OMG guys i think that gay hockey couple are honeymooning at the same resort as me!!!!!
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Meg Meg @deviledmegg · Aug 2
Replying to @lharrietthespy
that’s so cool, laur!
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gabe @honestgabe99 · Aug 2
Replying to @lharrietthespy
you’re on a honeymoon? i missed a few updates ig
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alex (they/them) @alexthegreat · Aug 2
Replying to @lharrietthespy
Laura that is so cool! Are you going to try to say hi to them?
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deirdre 🐝
@deethebee
bitch since when were you married 💔
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Aug 2
OMG OMG OMG guys i think that gay hockey couple are honeymooning at the same resort as me!!!!!
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laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Aug 2
Replying to @doraemon
lolol i didn’t even realize it sounded like i was on a honeymoon too, i’m on a solo trip! they’re honeymooning, not me
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
i’m at breakfast right now and these two are practically on top of each other lol. like they have their own chairs but you wouldn’t know it from how they’re sitting
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 3
Replying to @lharrietthespy
is this what finally gets you to watch hockey with me?
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
i just watched the russian one feed a strawberry to the canadian one. i feel like i’m in a middle school cafeteria lol
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 3
Replying to @lharrietthespy
their names are ilya (russian one) and shane (canadian one), they play for the ottawa centaurs. don’t worry bb i’ll educate you ❤️
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Meg Meg @deviledmegg · Aug 3
Replying to @lharrietthespy
HELP you and (she who must not be named) were like that all the time, not the pot calling the kettle black
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
okay i can’t stop laughing, they just came down to the pool and it legit looks like they got attacked. ilya is covered in scratches and shane is covered in bruises. like what is going on in that bedroom
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 3
Replying to @lharrietthespy
what if you post a pool selfie tho 👉👈
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
i cannot make this shit up. now they’re literally doing this??? like that can’t even be comfortable, why are you doing that. there are other people here
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 3
Replying to @lharrietthespy
EXCUSE ME????
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gabe @honestgabe · Aug 3
Replying to @lharrietthespy
omg i need a boyfriend to use like a weighted blanket :(
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
i’m actually starting to get annoyed. everywhere i go, these two are already there and doing the most obnoxious couple-y shit imaginable. and yeah, maybe i'm a little jealous. maybe i want to do a gay couples massage.
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 4
Replying to @lharrietthespy
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Meg Meg @deviledmegg · Aug 4
Replying to @lharrietthespy
be the gay couples massage you want to see in the world
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
ready to finally experience the infamous ibiza nightlife!
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
are. you. fucking. serious. you'll never guess who is dancing all up on each other and making out in the middle of the dance floor. i swear i'm not doing this on purpose?????
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 4
Replying to @lharrietthespy
hahaha omg. just curious though, are you dancing with anyone?
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gabe @honestgabe · Aug 4
Replying to @lharrietthespy
WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
switching clubs. it was get a little too heated at the other one...
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 4
Replying to @lharrietthespy
stay safe!! text me when you get back to the resort safely
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
me: maybe i'll hit up a hookah bar on my way back to the resort
these two: already in the hookah bar, doing this shit. AGAIN.
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 5
Replying to @lharrietthespy
did an etsy witch curse you? like seriously, what is going on lol
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
okay after the drama of last night, i'm ready to move on. time to do some exploring! the concierge at the resort recommended a really cool swimming spot, gonna check it out today!
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 5
Replying to @lharrietthespy
have fun!!!!
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
you have got to be fucking kidding me
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 5
Replying to @lharrietthespy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ijbol
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shane hollander's #1 fan @hollandergirl24 · Aug 5
Replying to @lharrietthespy
OMG WAIT IS THAT?????
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shane hollander's #1 fan
@hollandergirl24
HOLLANOV HIVE: i stumbled across this random girl's tweet and looked at her profile, it seems like she's on vacation at the same place as hollanov and she's been spilling ALL the tea for the past few days!!!!!!
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Sept 5
OMG OMG OMG guys i think that gay hockey couple are honeymooning at the same resort as me!!!!!
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shane hollander's pride tape
@rainbowsticktape
omggggg stop they are the couple of all time
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Sept 5
i just watched the russian one feed a strawberry to the canadian one. i feel like i’m in a middle school cafeteria lol
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roz's attorney
@ilyayaya
omfg i am actually obsessed with these two losers
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Sept 5
i cannot make this shit up. now they’re literally doing this??? like that can’t even be comfortable, why are you doing that. there are other people here
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scott hunter's beard
@skiphunter
okay it was cute and funny at first, but am i the only one who thinks taking pictures of people on their private vacation is kind of creepy?
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Sept 5
i cannot make this shit up. now they’re literally doing this??? like that can’t even be comfortable, why are you doing that. there are other people here
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sarah hollander-rozanov
@hollanovpilled
this is actually so disgusting, imagine being on your honeymoon and some random fan keeps posting pictures of you without asking
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Sept 5
me: maybe i'll hit up a hookah bar on my way back to the resort
these two: already in the hookah bar, doing this shit. AGAIN.
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Dylan the Villain @hockeyfan22 · Aug 5
Replying to @hollanovpilled
some people should not have twitter access istg
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trinity @theunholytrinity · Aug 5
Replying to @hollanovpilled
leave them alone?????? ew?????
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hollanov's secret service @shetheyshooter · Aug 5
Replying to @hollanovpilled
awfully bold of her to pull this shit when her twitter name is her legal name
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- llya, handle it.
- You aren't allowed back in the room until then.
- i will try
- If you can get her to delete the tweets, I'll give you a reward.
- what kind of reward?
- a sexy reward?
- FUCK
- fcuking shit hollander
- handling it handling it holy shit handling it
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hockey pucked
@puckmeharder
seriously, does anyone know who this girl is? how would she feel if someone blew up HER spot on the internet
hollanov's secret service @shetheyshooter · Sept 5
awfully bold of her to pull this shit when her twitter name is her legal name
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hollanov's secret service @shetheyshooter · Aug 5
Replying to @puckmeharder
her name is laura harriet, i tried googling her, and there’s like fifty of them on facebook. will do some more digging
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trinity @theunholytrinity · Aug 5
Replying to @puckmeharder
post it to tiktok, they’ll find her in like an hour
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deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Aug 5
Replying to @puckmeharder
you people are actually crazy. this is taking things way too far
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Dylan the Villain
@hockeyfan22
wait i think this is a moot of hers, can we use this to narrow it down?
deirdre 🐝 @deethebee · Sept 5
you people are actually crazy. this is taking things way too far
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laura harriet
@lharrietthespy
going private. some of you are actually insane.
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Chat with: Ilya Rozanov
Today
hi, i don’t know if you’ll see this but i am SO sorry about this. i really didn’t think anyone other than my 35 followers would see my tweets, but i also understand that that doesn’t change what i did or the harm i caused. i am the worst person ever and i can’t believe i was so stupid. i’m making my account private so that no one else can see the tweets. i would delete them, but there have been some threats and my friend said i should keep them up as evidence, just in case.
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Chat with: Shane Hollander
Today
Hello Shane,
I apologize for reaching out over DM, but I feel I must bring something to your attention. My best friend, Laura, tweeted about you and your husband (as I’m sure you’re aware) and those tweets went viral. Laura regrets what she did, as she didn’t think anyone beyond our small circle would see them. She has apologized and is willing to do whatever it takes to make this right. You did not deserve to have your privacy breached like that. That being said, there is a small but malicious group of your fans who are now attacking Laura. They are trying to doxx her. She has even received death threats. I understand that Laura was in the wrong, but she is being attacked by your fans, and I would appreciate if you would call them off. From everything I’ve seen, you seem like a really good guy, and I don’t think you would stand by this behavior. Thank you for reading this.
Sincerely,
Deirdre
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Chat with: Ilya Rozanov
hi, i don’t know if you’ll see this but i am SO sorry about this. i really didn’t think anyone other than my 35 followers would see my tweets, but i also understand that that doesn’t change what i did or the harm i caused. i am the worst person ever and i can’t believe i was so stupid. i’m making my account private so that no one else can see the tweets. i would delete them, but there have been some threats and my friend said i should keep them up as evidence, just in case.
come down to bar
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollander
Making new friends on our honeymoon!
📸 by the wonderful @lharrietthespy
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laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Aug 5
Replying to @shanehollander
thanks for the drinks! can’t wait to see you guys play in seattle. go cens!
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trinity @theunholytrinity · Aug 5
Replying to @shanehollander
wait what?????
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roz's attorney @ilyayaya · Aug 5
Replying to @shanehollander
lol not you all trying to cancel this girl without even checking if hollanov were upset with her posting that stuff. like y'all were so quick to jump to doxxing, meanwhile hollanov were just making a new friend. go touch grass
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hockey pucked @puckmeharder · Aug 5
Replying to @shanehollander
honestly sets a dangerous precedent for them to befriend someone who is clearly a stalker. she was leaking private information of theirs. that is NEVER okay.
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hockey pucked
@puckmeharder
wait guys... why am i suddenly blocked by shane and ilya :(
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Dylan the Villain @hockeyfan22 · Aug 5
Replying to @doraemon
wait no me too LET ME BACK IN DADDY PLEAAAASE
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hollanov's secret service @shetheyshooter · Aug 5
Replying to @doraemon
i also got blocked. i'm actually so upset
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deirdre 🐝
@deethebee
pros: got a girlfriend, gf agreed to watch hockey with me, gf got us free tickets to a kraken game
cons: girlfriend is now a diehard centaurs fan
laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Sept 5
thanks for the drinks! can’t wait to see you guys play in seattle. go cens!
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laura harriet @lharrietthespy · Aug 5
Replying to @doraemon
c'mon i gotta root for the oomfies!!! i promise to kiss it better 😘
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov · Aug 5
Replying to @deethebee
shane and i made it work for years playing on different teams. the rivalry makes the sex hotter. 😏
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- We literally JUST got everyone to stop talking about our sex life on Twitter.
- i will make it up to you 😈
- You’re sleeping on the floor tonight.
- objection. you cannot fall asleep without me in bed with you, your honor.
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- Sustained.