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It was a beautiful day on the survey planet and Dr. Mensah was a jacked survey team leader and planetary admin. Being jacked wasn’t the reason she was survey team leader and planetary admin though. That would be unfair because no one on Preservation was as jacked as Dr. Mensah.
Dr. Mensah was leading her surveying squad when SecUnit who was on the other side of the island sent her a video feed of Bharadwaj being eaten by a fauna. The video scared Dr. Mensah a lot but she didn’t show it because she was strong on the inside too. She picked up all their survey equipment in her strong arms and yelled at her squad to get into the hopper. They flew as fast as they could to where SecUnit was trying to rescue Bharadwaj and Volescu from the fauna.
Before the big hopper could land, Dr. Mensah jumped out of it and did a superhero landing. Her landing created a smaller crater next to the big fauna crater. She ripped off her white lab coat because that made her muscles work better. (Dr. Mensah always wore a white lab coat because she was a scientist in addition to being planetary admin.) The sun shone off her rippling biceps, triceps, and other muscles.
SecUnit was trying to shoot the hostile but it was not working. The hostile was too much for SecUnit to handle. Dr. Mensah leapt into the air and punched the hostile in the face, like a superhero who can defeat any enemy with one punch.
SecUnit was so surprised that it retracted the faceplate on its helmet. “I didn’t even know she was jacked,” it said.
“Yes, Dr. Mensah is the most swole person in Preservation Alliance,” said Ratthi. He and Arada and Pin-Lee were not looking at SecUnit because they were too busy watching Dr. Mensah. It was not every day that Dr. Mensah revealed her true power and so as scientists it was their responsibility to observe respectfully as she carried Volescu, Bharadwaj, and their survey equipment out of the big crater.
They all got into the big hopper and flew quickly back to their habitat. Bharadwaj was ok and so was Volescu. But what team PreservationAux didn’t know was that the GrayCris survey team had hacked their HubSystem and had been spying on them the whole time.
The evil GrayCris leader said, “Dr. Mensah is too jacked. We cannot defeat her. We should leave this planet immediately.” The other GrayCris team members agreed. The GrayCris survey team left the planet immediately and never bothered the PreservationAux survey team again. The end.