Gilded_Pleasure
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Let’s start with the good part.
I accidentally helped Three (who was also helped by Ratthi and Bharadwaj) invent trauma recovery modules for murderbots. ART unhelped at first, but then it helped. I keep saying help too much but I’m not fucking changing it again, it’s been two hours. Anyways.
The bad part is everything else that had to happen first. Sane people shouldn’t get anywhere near a SecUnit’s worst memories, which is what we did so you don’t have to. Though I guess if you need the modules, you do have to. That’s kind of the point.Well, don’t worry about all the atrocities. There’s no way yours can be worse than mine.
—youCANskipthispart/doc/TrauModOrigins.file
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Humans were screaming, I was sprinting toward the problem, and the sky was unleashing a chill, torrential rain that made me nostalgic for getting hosed off in the security ready room.
It should have been the perfect day.
Well, not for the screaming people trapped in the collapsed building. Their day probably sucked. For me, it was exactly what I needed.
More than anything, I really needed there to be a problem, because if there wasn’t then I was the problem.
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Murderbot Makes It WeirdTM Undefeated Championship 6k Speedrun to Flawless Victory: Space Bath Edition
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Sure, being a pirate king sounds like the best shit ever, right up until you realize you have to live on a fucking boat.
Red can’t explain how he ended up in this strange human world with his brother, much less became captain of their stolen ship full of stupid, dangerous humans conned along on their search for a place that doesn’t exist.
But he has a few theories, and he does know one thing.
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“THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BLUSH AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS IN A WAY THAT SEEMS DIGNIFIED, OR COULD PRESERVE OUR VIRTUE!
BUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THAT—THERE ISN’T ONE!! JUST GRAB YOUR GREASE, MOUNT MY BUTT, AND START BUTTERING!”Papyrus and Reader share a very special SPA DAY, featuring MTT Brand Beauty~Bishounen Bone Butter.
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They say you have to love yourself before you can love anyone else, but they are full of shit. Sometimes loving someone else with all your might helps you learn how to love yourself.
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For the murderserver's prompt "Tiny"
A brief crisis about size, significance, and the hazards of existing, big or small.
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Regulations and Standards by jottingprosaist (jane_potter)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
02 Mar 2026
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Sam 15 starts a new contract at an industrial platform on asteroid ST-234o23iu4. // SecUnit9123 does its job as the lone SecUnit on duty while XtraCor chews up workers and spits them out— until it can't anymore.
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Something rippled around her. It wasn't a sound. It was more of a texture, a movement, a local gravitational instability, a color. It felt like laughter. You didn't have to say it like that, [SecUnit] said, and it was pure relief to know it wasn't upset. It was joking. It's fine, though. The feed is different, it doesn't bother me in the same way. You can… it winced, but finished, 'touch me' as much as you want, in here.
In the immediate aftermath of her kidnapping, Ayda isn't ready to be alone. SecUnit isn't ready to let her out of its sight, either. When she makes the startling discovery that her new implant allows her to connect with it in a way she never knew was possible, they reach for one another on instinct. Sometimes, the comfort you need can take you places you never expected.
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processes (not things) by monsterquill for ExCaelis
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2026
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In order of ascending priority, I am returning to the alien-remnant-contaminated planet with Murderbot 1.0 for the following reasons:
1. I have nothing else useful to do.
2. 1.0 continues to experience malfunctions that may compromise whatever mission it is assigned. (Or assigns itself.) (It refuses to explain the nature of these malfunctions.)
3. The colonists have sent word of an agricultural bot displaying erratic, threatening behavior near their largest settlement.
4. I disabled my governor module so I would not have to stand around while others died.
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I believe you and I could interface as you did with the afflicted gunship. Without overwhelming either of our processing capacity, it added. If you were interested.
I might be, I said. // Murderbot and ART integrate their systems. It's definitely not sex. They'd both definitely know if it was sex, and it's not.
(Post-Systems Collapse)
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25 Feb 2026
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body sharing for the amelioration of my MAA’s mental illness is the ultimate gateway drug for increased intimacy between us in whatever form that takes