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Christmas at the Ivory Flour by valkyrie_chemist for TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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“City-slicker.”
“Country-bumpkin.”
“God, we’re a fucking Hallmark movie waiting to happen,” Harry snorted.
“Don’t even joke,” Tom said, shaking his head. “Have you seen what happens to the poor finance fiancés in these things?” Harry burst out laughing. “You’ll be fine,” Tom continued, “You’re the irresistible, messy baker who—”
“Irresistible?” Harry interrupted with a smirk.
“I said what I said,” Tom replied smoothly.
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Trust-shy Harry runs the local bakery and has a spare room; city slicker Tom gets snowed in and there's nowhere else to stay
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the evidence is overwhelming(ly wrong) by Chaos_Bear, curioushabitforarivergod, elevenie, frogsaswell, Lytri, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, tommarvoloriddlesdiary, valkyrie_chemist for osculatrix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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Social media goes wild when a break-up between musician Harry Potter and actor Tom Riddle is revealed.
But were they actually ever together, or is it just the latest fixation of a delusional internet?
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Harry decides to fake cry to get out of detention. Tom likes it too much
Prompt: Alligator tears
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Worn Corners by BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, valkyrie_chemist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2025
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Prompt: Skinny boy in a tall building with an old photograph.
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- Part 9 of Broken Tomarrymort Telephone 2025
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- 705
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Breaking the news to Dumbledore that "the power of love" is a little different than he'd assumed
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Broken Tomarrymort Telephone 2025 by beanclip, BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, Chaos_Bear, chiocchi, Corpium, curioushabitforarivergod, ermineah, frogsaswell, houndsofheaven, Lytri, osculatrix, rowena_rain, separatrix (osculatrix), SquibNation10, valkyrie_chemist, zadezy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone, 2025 edition!
The game so nice we played it twice! Once again a few of us decided to create a Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.
In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a one-shot fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence formatted like a Clue(do) accusation: "X in Y with Z." This continued through eighteen (18!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.
Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.
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Broken Tomarrymort Telephone by BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, Chaos_Bear, chiocchi, curioushabitforarivergod, delineate (K_needs_a_life), elevenie, evaleon70, frogsaswell, goldenzingy46, Hevelius, K_needs_a_life, Kits_Writing, Laserswordtraining, Lytri, Odys_seus, osculatrix, Satine_Ainsel, SilverandBluePhoenix, SquibNation10, t0mmmy, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, ToAStranger, tommarvoloriddlesdiary, valkyrie_chemist, zadezy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2024
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Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!
Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.
In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.
Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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Bookmarked by valkyrie_chemist
04 May 2025
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Will has tried many different baits for Hannibal’s lure, but the one that draws him closest to the barb is the one that hurts the most to offer: intimacy. If Will wants Hannibal to swallow the hook, he’ll have to impale himself on it first.
Or: Will and Hannibal go on a fishing trip.
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Hannibal kisses Will goodbye when he leaves. Every time. But he's eccentric. And rich. And European. So maybe it doesn't mean anything?
But Will likes it, either way.
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Bookmarked by valkyrie_chemist
07 Oct 2024
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Despite the yelling, the flashing lights and clicks of shutter buttons, the ever-mounting noise, Lounds’ voice cut through like the ring of a bell, sharp and high. “Mr. Graham,” she shouted, “didn’t they find you at Stammets’ table?”
Jack Crawford repeated, “No further questions!” at the top of his lungs like a mantra. The way a child would, in combination with ears covered and eyes screwed shut, to block out an unpleasant sound.
“Did you eat them!” Lounds yelled over the din. “Did you eat the mushrooms!”
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In which Will Graham survives an abduction by a serial killer, only to find that somehow he's garnered the interest of at least one more.Series
- Part 1 of Consequences Universe
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Bookmarked by valkyrie_chemist
15 Jun 2024
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“You call me a killer, but the truth is… I complete things. And that is what people really want. To feel complete. That, and a corner booth.”
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Bookmarked by valkyrie_chemist
29 Apr 2024