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  1. Summary

    All of these are unrelated stories written for the tomarrymort events server's purge! The Purge is a writing challenge where someone randomly issues a prompt and a 24 hour time limit is given to write something inspired by it. The Evil Purge is a variation where anyone who does not complete the challenge in the 24 hour timeframe is eliminated. I promise it's really fun!

    For works the works listed here with multiple chapters: only the first was written during the purge.

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    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone, 2025 edition!

    The game so nice we played it twice! Once again a few of us decided to create a Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a one-shot fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence formatted like a Clue(do) accusation: "X in Y with Z." This continued through eighteen (18!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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    angel on a satellite is a social media AU featuring Tom Riddle as a famous actor and Harry Potter as the university rugby player who texts him by mistake. This series page includes the main story, AUs, and any eventual sequels set in the same universe.

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    Here are all of my Tom Riddle/Harry Potter works where either one or both of them are a celebrity. Currently, all of these works are stand-alone stories.

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    They fought spectacularly. Worse, even, than before they started having sex, as prior to Harry being used as Draco Malfoy’s personal adult novelty item, they were rarely in very close proximity to each other. Now, if Harry wanted to get his dick wet on someone who consented to being physically assaulted, he had to contend with Malfoy’s personality.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    There is a big difference between a trans man exploring his identity/sexuality through fanfiction, and a cis writer misrepresenting what it means to be FTM. If you're a cis writer with the best of intentions, I hope these guidelines and resources will assist you in improving your treatment of trans men.

    Chapter 1: Writing Guide, FTM Anatomy.
    Chapter 2: Gallery of Trans Men.
    Chapter 3: FTM Media Recommendations.
    Chapter 4: Racism in Trans Headcanons.

    This guide was originally posted on my old account, which has since been deleted due to transphobic comments, including threats of violence. I have posted it again anyway, because I take this matter very seriously. Do not repost, copy, or in any way plagiarise this guide. But please feel free to share a link to it, so that cis authors can improve the way that they depict trans men. I have tagged characters which are discussed in the guide, and are therefore relevant. If you encounter this guide while browsing those tags, that's why.

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    01 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Draco is the best emotional support Animagus at Creevey’s Creature Comforts, bar none. In his ferret form, he’s exactly what people want from him: a silent, soothing, temporary companion.

    Harry Potter needs more than that.

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    5,747

    19 Nov 2025

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