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    Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...

    AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Spider Woman is everything Penny Parker is not.

    Spider Woman is brave and strong and confident.
    Penny Parker is small and jumpy and has panic attacks in the bathrooms.
    Spider Woman talks incessantly.
    Penny Parker hasn't said a single word since she walked into school four years ago with haunted eyes and bruises circling her neck.
    Spider Woman stops bad things from happening.
    Penny Parker can barely make it through each day.

    Spider Woman is everything Penny Parker is not, so how can they be the same person? Even Penny can't explain it, she just knows that for the first time in a long, long time, she isn't helpless anymore.

    But then she gets an internship at Stark Industries, and Tony Stark starts taking an interest in Penny Parker.
    And then Natasha Romanoff starts taking an interest in Spider Woman and this Really Wasn't Part Of The Plan.

    But Spider Woman can talk and Penny Parker can't, so surely even they can't work it out...right?

     

    Rating is for mentions of past rape and present trauma.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    In which high school sucks even more for Penny Parker than the average teenager;

    or, Penny starts high school, loses her Uncle Ben, meets "really good lawyer" Matthew Murdock, and gets a very peculiar spider bite...

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    14 Jun 2025