12 Bookmarks by trinitykitteh
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“There is only one rule in this house, Egbert, and you’re already having trouble with it. No fucking Ghostbuster jokes. No puns. No witticisms. Don’t even say the word ‘Ghostbuster’, got it?”
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- Part 1 of The Ghostly Rejects
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13 Oct 2014
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20 Aug 2014
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20 Aug 2014
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Dave Strider's pretty content with his boring minimum-wage life working at the comically godawful SkaiaMall, but everything goes haywire when he falls hard for a cute prank shop cashier named John. Unfortunately, it's nigh-impossible to keep a secret crush on the down-low when everybody in the goddamn place runs their own personal rumor mill. And it's even more difficult to play it cool when you're swooning too hard to think straight.
Goddammit, this is some straight-up romcom bullshit.
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20 Aug 2014
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Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.
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20 Aug 2014
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The Moral of this Story is to Not Date a Twin Because You Will Fall in Love with the Wrong One by egberts
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 May 2015
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Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.
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20 Aug 2014
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He was just.
Staring at you.
Like he was waiting for you to do something, or worse- working up the nerve to do something himself. He opened his mouth, and closed it, waiting a moment before climbing off you, not bothering to sit back down. He wanted to leave.
You looked at the luminous watch on your wrist (shut up, it was cool) and- yeah. It was getting kind of late. Considering it was a school night, and all. “Dave…”“Come on. Don’t want you to go to bed too late, do we? Early bird gets the worm, and all that shit.” He cocked his head and he looked down at you, waiting for you to get up. “John…”
You stood up, brushing your pants off and looking at him. “What?”
“A guy could really fall in love with you, y’know.”
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20 Aug 2014
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Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.
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20 Aug 2014
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“Look, dude, I know it’s lame, but you’re just going to have to deal. I can’t miss another interview with this woman or she’ll have my dick to use as a purse strap. And who knows, maybe you’ll meet some ‘lil tyke that’s cool enough to hang with you, ‘kay? Just give it a shot,” your older brother says flatly from the driver’s seat. You just nod with a small pout.
Of course he’d say that, he isn’t the one being forced into this. You don’t even want to be awake right now, it’s like…Well, you aren’t fully educated on how to tell the time, but you’re working on that. Point is, it’s still dark outside and that means it’s too early for Bro to be dragging you to some stupid daycare. You’ve never been there and you have no friends really unless you count Bro, but he’s being mean so he is not on the friends list as of right now.Bookmarked by trinitykitteh
20 Aug 2014
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After the game, Dave has secluded himself in a three room apartment with netflix, take out, and a webcomic to live off of. Rose decides that with the coming of an important tradition in her life, Dave's lonely existence must be rustled alongside her own by none other than their childhood friend--and Dave's long time crush--John Egbert.
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20 Aug 2014
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Dave Strider is a jaded stockbroker. His perfect neighbor: quiet, mindful, and not an idiot. His actual neighbor: John Egbert. He spends his days hating John's guts until slowly, slowly, he falls in love.
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11 Feb 2014
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31 Jan 2014