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“Are you this mean to all of your assistants?”
“Not always.” Derek replied. “Just to the ones who think I’m a douchebag.”
“So you are this mean to all of your assistants.”
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Derek Hale, CTO of Bionic Labs, doesn’t need a personal assistant. Laura disagrees. Enter one Stiles Stilinski: personal assistant extraordinaire, who just won’t. shut. up.
(Peter is off to the side, watching with a bucket of popcorn.)
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12 Jun 2025
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a study in restoration by spiraetspera
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Oct 2016
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How Team Mustang found out the story of Riza's tattoo.
' "This place makes me uneasy." Riza said. Then, after a heartbeat's pause she added. "We used to live in a house like this."
Havoc stared. '
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19 Jan 2025
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John Watson is the king of second best.
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25 Dec 2024
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“Stiles’ New Year’s Resolution,” Stiles says, “Is Do Not Be the Damsel In Distress Anymore.”
Lydia chokes on her vodka and coke. “Yeah,” she laughs out, “Alright. That’s gonna happen.”
(Or the one where the pack is a bunch of fucking idiots and Scott doesn't understand the concept of time zones. Happy New Year.)
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18 May 2024
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Life in the Capital Wasteland ain't all it's cracked up to be.
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- Part 9 of author's favorites
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01 May 2024
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It’s a long drive. It’s a long drive and they have many miles to go before they sleep.
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- Part 10 of author's favorites
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28 Apr 2024
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There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.
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17 Jan 2024
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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17 Jan 2024
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Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Jan 2013
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Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
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07 Jan 2024
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Alex keeps hold of the paper, trying to consider how to handle this situation. On any other occasion he would just get Madison and make him deal with it, but Madison is away schmoozing potential clients in Dubai for the next two weeks. He could call Gil, but Gil is frankly not their most responsible friend, and there’s decent chance he’ll simply leave Jefferson alone with a bottle of brandy and tell him to sleep it off. And it’s not like Alex has any interest in being involved enough in Jefferson’s social circle to know any of his other friends.
No. For some godforsaken reason, the cosmos has conspired to make this Alex’s problem.
Fucking great.
It's such a simple, convenient arrangement. Amazing sex on tap, with no obligation, no commitment, and no requirement to care. The fact that they hate each other is an irrelevant side note.
Until Jefferson gets sick.
Because of course, it's always simple until it's not.
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11 Dec 2023
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The Real You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 May 2021
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Stiles held both hands out. “She loves it here!”
“Probably because we treat her right,” Boyd insisted, giving him a look.
“Again, not my fault,” Stiles argued. “But I will let you berate me to your heart’s content as long as you help fix her so she doesn’t leave me stranded in the boonies.”
“This whole fucking town is the God damn boonies,” Derek said angrily. Stiles wondered if he had any other settings.
So far he’d learned confusion and anger. He hoped there was a happy setting in there somewhere.
Boyd’s gaze cut briefly to Derek, then back to Stiles. “I see you’ve met Derek.”
“Oh yeah. We are now very close friends,” Stiles said, turning to grin at the Alpha.
He didn’t look impressed. Also like he was trying to figure out which parts of Stiles were the squishiest and easiest to eat through. That was concerning, he didn’t like that.
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21 Nov 2023
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It’s an impulse really, inviting Derek to spend Thanksgiving with him and his dad. The Sheriff. Who once arrested him.
It’ll be fine.
Stiles is sure it’ll be fine.Bookmarked by thiswar
18 Oct 2023
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Devastated by the second coming of the Nogitsune, Eli Hale takes his desperation in hand and calls upon a business card for Spark Supernatural Consultancy in the hopes that someone will be able to help him. When he follows the smoke deeper into the preserve, he finds more than he bargained for and begins to think maybe, just maybe, things might work out.
"Kid’s a wolf", was the first thing to cross Stiles’ mind after he tugged the door open and was closely followed up by a second more confused thought that he knew this kid somehow.
Rather than question it, he chose to step aside and open the door wider to his young guest. Because he was young. No older than eighteen at the most, maybe younger. Not the youngest client who’d found their way to his front porch - that honor had gone to the six year old selkie who had, under the guidance of her foster mother, called him to her in search of her skin that had been so cruelly torn from her by hunters.
Youngest wolf by far however. Usually the alphas were too protective to allow any of the pack to request his services, and this went double for kids.
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10 Oct 2023
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Derek's life never made a lot of sense. Stiles has a habit of clearing things up a bit.
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01 Sep 2023
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Won't Do Me No Good Washing in the River by DevilDoll, Jinxy, orphan_account
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 Mar 2013
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"Remember, Derek: you never get back what you lost." Story by Devil Doll, artwork by Rahciach, podfic by Jinxy. This story has a happy ending, but please read the tags.
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18 Aug 2023
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The likelihood of a major quake of magnitude 7.5 or greater hitting California in the next thirty years is 46 percent.
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09 Aug 2023
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"It's got a good safety rating," Derek mutters, ears pink.
Stiles makes an effort to stop laughing.
"Extra cup holders for every seat," he agrees, looking the Toyota's interior up and down. "Soft-rock Pandora station preset on the radio. Room for a car seat. It's like Crowley's Aston Martin from Good Omens, except instead of Freddie Mercury, any iPod left in the car will inevitably fill itself with Nickelback songs."
"Shut up," Derek says, glaring at the complicated and completely unnecessary GPS system and wondering if he should forego safety for a cooler option, like a Vespa. Fucking Stiles. At least this car has a decent-sized back seat, he thinks, and immediately pretends he didn't. "And put on your seat belt."
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- Part 1 of the following program is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by
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25 Jul 2023
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Just like Derek doesn’t plan on falling for the gawky kid with the motor-mouth and the moles, he doesn’t expect the first time he sees Stiles in the supermarket to make his heart flutter; he doesn’t know at all what to expect the first time Stiles gets cursed by a male witch in a grimy coat; and he didn’t expect that brick dust would go so very nicely with a first kiss.
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12 Jul 2023
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Play with it once, and it follows you home.
Stiles goes out on Christmas night. It's okay, he's seventeen now, and the Sheriff remembers enough about that age and the one right after it to know that sometimes these things get worse before they get better. He just tells him to be home by county curfew, puts the game on, and it's okay.
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06 Dec 2022
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Let's just say things are simple and good.
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- Part 2 of From Tumblr
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23 Oct 2022